Chapter 245: The Penultimate Count
Ye Luo pulled Lin Yu to wander around in the world in the name of patrolling and actually dating, and the world was expanded countless times by Ye Luo, and it became a large modern city, well, the magic version, but it has a different flavor.
There is a square not far away, and there is a group of players standing in the black, although it is a small square, but now the size of the players is so big, and there are quite a lot of people.
Ye Luo was very curious and pulled Lin Yuyi over, no matter what, it is always human nature to watch the excitement.
"Gentlemen, the war has begun~~~" On a high platform, a person raised his arms and shouted.
What the heck? Ye Luo and Lin Yuyi glanced at each other, their faces were confused, they all became this size, others can slap a group of villains to death, what other moths can come out?
"Gentlemen, we came to the long-awaited Gensokyo, although it has become this size, but we recognize this, after all, there are many of us, and we have rightfully joined Gensokyo, becoming a new race, but ......"
The man lengthened his voice,
"However, when we came, we found out that we were actually the lowest level of Gensokyo, and this can be endured??? Forget about the other races, the congenital size difference is there, the key is that there is a race that is about the same size as us, and can only sell cuteness, actually riding on our heads, which can be endured??? Do you know how many times Mao Yu has multiplied recently? There are many bones under the woolen jade all over the mountains, gentlemen, let us change this scene, regain our position, and go to war..."
"Yo~~~" Most of the people raised their hands and shouted in response.
"Why do you want to do it to Mao Yu, it's so cute..."
"That's it, Mao Yu is very cute, why hurt it..."
The rest stood up and pointed.
What is the cutest thing about Gensokyo? First, of course, it's the girl, and then it's Mao Yu's turn. Ye Luo put a lot of thought into Mao Yu, although Mao Yu is the bottom of Gensokyo, but the plush and cute appearance, as well as the cute appearance in single mode, is deeply loved by children and girls, well, this can be seen from the hot sales around it.
After opening the Great Enchantment of Gensokyo, Ye Luo also set up a special child safety mode, and there is also a female safety mode where the ratio of men to women has not reached a certain level - in addition to the wonderful story of Gensokyo, it mainly relies on various girls and various cute things to attract people, so there is still a gap in the ratio of men and women. This leads to the fact that under normal circumstances, children and girls can play happily with Mao Yu, if it is a couple, well, with the remaining group of bitter single dogs being chased and jumped as a background.
"Do you know why Mao Yu didn't move you?" The man on the stage glanced at him with slanted eyes, "Do you know why fishing nets have big holes when fishing?" Do you know why wolves on the steppe let pregnant females go when they hunt? That's a truth..."
Damn, this guy is pretty dark... Ye Luo looked at the group of girls who were suppressed, and the large group of people who were imposing, and frowned.
Ye Luo didn't have any opinion on this so-called war, and even had plans to watch the excitement, but... Mao Yu is so cute, how can you be so dark...
"In other words, under the attention of so many people in Gensokyo, let's have a big fight with Mao Yu, and then, fight over who is Gensokyo... Second-to-last? Ye Luo had an idea, pinched his throat and said loudly.
"That's right, we're fighting—" The man paused in the middle of his sentence.
If you want to say that you want to compete for the top three championships or something, it can still make people's blood boil and rush up with a roar, but... Race for the penultimate ... It's boring to listen to.
The momentum of a group of people fell when they looked at it, and they obviously became weak, and the group of girls were also sneering there.
"Fight for the penultimate place, you can do it..."
"That's it, Mao Yu doesn't attack us is a setting, if you have the ability, you can also find one..."
"The mouth is so poisonous, I don't know if I can find it when I look at you like this..."
Seeing that the person on the stage was red-faced, the corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched, sure enough, don't mess with the girl, I don't know when I awakened the poisonous tongue attribute, turned my head and glanced at Lin Yuyi, who was smiling, sure enough, she is still her own sister, quiet, well-behaved and cute...
"What's wrong with the penultimate one? Why do you look down on the penultimate number? Another person appeared on the stage, wearing a white T-shirt, looking like he was in his thirties, and said loudly.
"What's so good about being second-to-last?" Someone below asked directly, rightly and confidently.
"Then let me ask you a few questions..."
"You ask..."
"You went to participate in a running race, well, look at your two hundred pounds, ran to the last echelon, physical exhaustion, let the penultimate catch up with you, how many are you now?" The man asked.
"Then of course I'm the penultimate one." Someone in the audience replied, "The penultimate one has surpassed me, so I'm not the last." ”
"Wrong, think about it, the penultimate surpasses you, so before you overtake, how last are you? You're the third from the bottom, and then you're overtaken by the second-to-last, is there another penultimate number one behind you? Are you the second-to-last? ”
"......" The audience was speechless for a while.
"Seeing that you are not convinced, then I will ask you one more..."
"Hurry up, I'm not going to be wrong..."
"It's still that running race, you used your last bit of strength, ran and ran, and finally passed the penultimate number, how far are you now?"
"The third from the bottom, I exceeded the second from the bottom, so naturally I was the third from the bottom..."
"Wrong again..."
"How so?"
"Think about it, you can surpass the penultimate one, aren't you the last one before you? If you exceed the penultimate number, aren't you the second-to-last? ”
"......" was still silent in the audience.
I'll it, this thing is capable, Ye Luo rubbed his temples, and now he was dizzy from the penultimate number.
"Dude, who is this? It's very bullish..."Ye Luo patted the shoulder of a buddy in front of him and put on a cute look.
"This thing is called Lao Wu, the god of the game industry more than ten years ago, and he is called an ancient old-timer..."
"Does anyone else have any opinion on being second to last?"
The audience is quiet, and although it is not a morale high, there is no morale debuff at all.
"You're all right? That's good, let's gather at the west gate of the world, and the weapons are ready..."
In the world, not only this small square, but also in various places, large and small, there are people shouting and agitating, and some are in a situation like here, but most of them are also very smooth, and countless small people in the world are rushing towards the gate, ready to go.