Chapter 14 Pretty Looking
Lin Muya went back to the mountain angrily, and met the two brothers Si Yu coming down the mountain on the way. Seeing that Lin Muya's expression was wrong, Si Yu and the two wanted to pretend not to see it and make a detour to avoid her, but of course Lin Muya couldn't agree: "You two don't go hunting with my uncle to work, what are you doing here?" ”
Si Yu snorted and changed the subject: "Xiaoya, what's wrong with you?" ”
Lin Muya said: "A child came to Master's house, and he pinched my face in front of my male god, and he was angry with me!" ”
When Si Bao heard this, he immediately jumped up: "Where did the wild boy come from?" Someone who dares to bully me, see if I don't beat him to death? "Si Bao is familiar here, and in the past few days, he is leading a few boys in the village to build a gang to be the boss, and he is angry as soon as he opens his mouth!
Lin Muya grabbed him: "Where do you help me out?" If there is a vengeance, I will take revenge on the spot, and scratch his face five bloody ways! It's not the master who pulls it, you have to scratch it into shredded potatoes! ”
Si Yu obviously had a different focus, touched his chin and thought for a long time before he shamelessly asked, "Which way is the male god?" How did I not know that the gods had a name for this? ”
Lin Muya gave people popular science: "The male god is the best-looking man!" Then I thought of her male god, and laughed again!
For the first time, Si Yu felt that Lin Muya was so stupid when she laughed?
Si Bao said disdainfully next to him: "You have a yellow-haired girl, and you are not as tall as a broom, do you know what it looks like?" What is Man? ”
"Dare to say sister, I don't know what a good look is, I don't know what a man is? You're not as tall as a broom, you're a stinky bear child! Seeing that the two brothers who had gone away were gone, Lin Muya reacted and went home with a muttering curse.
Si Yu and Si Bao went down the mountain to apologize to Da Chun, although they didn't know why, they still coaxed it first, if Lin Muya knew about it, she would definitely pick up a broom and sweep the two of them out! Si Yu and the two know very well who is closer to Lin Muya's heart, Lin Muya has always helped her relatives and not helped!
Now the curiosity of the two brothers has been suspended, and they have forgotten their original intention for a while, and temporarily rerouted to Grandma Weaving's house to see what the best-looking man looks like?
Soon the two brothers also went back to the mountain, peeking and being discovered, and then being scared away by a stone Such a shameful thing, the two of them would not tell Lin Muya.
"Although the little white face is a little worse than me, it looks good, above the average." Si Yu said seriously to Lin Muya, looking like a good girlfriend.
"Why do girls like those little white faces? Isn't I more handsome and majestic like this? "Si Bao is already unconvinced, all the way!
"Xiaoya, do you know how old your male god is? It looks similar to me, why don't you introduce us to it, everyone be a friend, my grandfather said, multiple friends and many roads! Si Yu ignored Si Bao's broken thoughts and continued.
Si Bao disagreed when he heard it: "Why are you friends with him, I hate the little white face the most!" Kung Fu is even more annoying than my good! ”
Originally, the two brothers said that they had gone to see her male god, Lin Muya stopped what she was doing, and smiled and wanted to hear the two of them praise her male god for being good-looking, but the more she listened, the more wrong it became: "Who are you talking about?" It can't be that stinky little brat, right? Are you blind? How could my male god be him? ”
"Who's that?" The two brothers spoke in unison.
"Of course it's the little kid's master, Tan Qingyun, my big brother Tan!"
The two brothers remembered the middle-aged uncle who they saw, who was estimated to be older than Uncle Zhou, and they didn't care at all, they just remembered that he was tall, tall, and had a short beard, which was not noticeable at all!
The two brothers glanced at each other and asked Lin Muya in unison again: "Are you blind?" ”
"Brother Tan, he's older than your uncle, right?"
"It's all old men, what else is there to see?"
"I want to tell Uncle Zhou, you can't do this, you didn't develop the right aesthetics at a young age, what should you do when you grow up?"
"Yes, yes, we have a duty to teach you, too! Tell you what's good-looking! ”
"Those who look like me are good-looking!"
"I look good like this!"
The two of them didn't look at Lin Muya's increasing anger value at all, and you kept talking about it. Soon, Lin Muya's anger only exploded, and she shouted: "Get out—" drove the two people away.
"Tell you, my previous male god was Wu Xiubo, and you don't know it, a lonely bear child! Brother Tan is a little more handsome than Uncle Wu! "Lin Muya is a nymphomaniac again!
Zhou Meng is really a good uncle, and he brought back a good news that made Lin Muya happy in the evening, Tan Qingyun can teach Lin Muya the method used by internal force!
After the two Si Yu brothers heard it, their expressions became strange, Zhou Meng saw it, his understanding was that the children themselves were stingy and did not teach them, and now they feel very ashamed to see that others are willing to teach! Zhou Meng snorted, complacently ignoring the strange appearance of the two!
Seeing his niece's joy, Zhou Meng was very pleased, for the sake of his niece, he would incense when he saw the temple, this kind of practice requires courage, but if they are as refreshing and atmospheric as Tan Daxia, maybe Xiaoya can learn to be the first in martial arts!
This night, the lights of Grandma's hut under the mountain were turned on overnight, Tan Daxia was pressed on the bed, pierced with needles all over his body, and beads of sweat the size of beans kept coming out, slowly turning black, and then slowly becoming colorless! As a result, it stinks like taking a bath in a pit! There is neither the refreshing and atmospheric chivalrous demeanor in Zhou Meng's eyes, nor the glamorous uncle appearance that Lin Muya saw!
This night, the two Si Yu on the hillside also didn't sleep all night, Lin Muya's aesthetics were so incorrect, they thought they had the responsibility to teach. However, as for how to correct Lin Muya's aesthetics and let her walk on the right path that is the best way to look like herself, the two of them thought about it all night, but they were still at a loss!
After dawn, Tan Qingyun picked it up, and after taking a bath, he was in a hurry to go up the mountain to pay the medical bills. He was short on time and couldn't afford to delay here for too long!
With the arrival of Tan Qingyun, the house on the hillside immediately became noisy, Zhou Meng felt that he could only express his enthusiasm by speaking loudly, welcome, thanks, serving tea, laughing, the guests were also very friendly, and Zhou Meng called him a brother and brother, praised, laughed, and also cooperated with the host's loud voice, the two men talked very happily, the noise effect duck is incomparable, only the thunder can be compared, and the mountain is faintly heard!
Lin Muya is in the Zama step of Siping Malaysia, otherwise she would have covered her ears with her hands! She is very similar to reminding Brother Tan that it is very fan-dropping for the male god to speak so noisily!
Si Yu and the two were just confused for a while, and they were woken up, and when they heard that it was Lin Muya's "male god" coming, they immediately came to the spirit and peeked in the attic.
After looking at it for a while, Si Yu quietly asked his younger brother, "Have we seen this person?" Why do I look so familiar to him? ”
Si Bao didn't hear his brother's words at all, he laughed, and without waiting for Si Yu to ask, he shared his new discovery: "Uncle Zhou and that old man's brother are commensurate, Lin Muya calls Uncle Zhou, how can Lin Muya's Brother Tan still shout out, hehehe??????"
Si Yu couldn't help laughing, and asked his question again, but Si Bao was not impressed: "I'm not familiar with the old man!" ”
Last name Tan? Could it be the No. 1 master in Jiangbei who is known as "wine jar"?
"That's right, it's him, I've seen his portrait in the Heroes' Book!" Si Yu remembered, and patted Si Bao's thigh excitedly, and the painful Si Bao screamed!
"You two come down for me!" Zhou Meng roared below.