"What do I see? Is it a hallucination? Yuan Fan couldn't believe it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's not a hallucination, I also saw it, this Nima is high-tech!" Jing Shilun also couldn't believe it at all.

The three of them were stunned, and the big man over there did not continue to run away although he knocked down the police. I saw him turn around, but his face could not be seen clearly under the long-brimmed hat.

After a few seconds, the big man took the initiative to speak: "I'm sorry, I didn't want to attack them, but I really can't be caught, and I don't want to embarrass you, don't follow me!" ”

When the big man opened his mouth, the three people here were stunned. What a disobedience! The big man's voice was not as low as he imagined, but that sharp and funny voice, which sounded like a clown!

After the big man finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave, but at this time Yuan Fan reacted, stepped forward, and said, "Don't go!" You must be the one who stole Uncle Zeng's clothes and TV, right? Do you have any difficulties? At least...... You give them back the TV, right? ”

The big man turned around: "Why should I return it?" They've watched TV for so long, shouldn't it be my turn to watch TV? ”

As soon as the big man opened his mouth this time, the three of them were surprised again, what was going on? From inside the big trench coat and hat, it turned out to be the voice of an adult woman!

Yuan Fan swallowed his saliva and continued: "You are quite tall, I don't understand the logic at all!" They watched TV for a long time, and that's because they bought it! You...... If you want to watch TV, even if you can't afford it, you should go to some bars and watch it in public places, right? And we didn't see how you stole the TV, how could such a big thing disappear into thin air? ”

"The TV is what they bought is theirs? What do you make TVs think? The big man actually changed his tone again, and the three of them began to get used to the big man's unreasonable voice at this time, so he should have used a voice changer or something.

After listening to the big man's words, Yuan Fan said speechlessly: "What do you think about TV?" TV shouldn't think about it, right? ”

"That's what you people think." The big man reached out and slowly took off his hat, "I don't think so!" ”

After seeing the big man take off his hat, Yuan Fan and the three of them took a few steps back in horror.

This face is really unacceptable. The whole head of the big man is almost square, and although you can see the appearance of a person on the face, the whole face of this person is grayish-black! The eyes are like two round glasses, slightly protruding, and the nose and mouth are not in normal shape!

"Oh, it's embarrassing!" Yuan Fan's eyes widened, "This, this gentleman, you...... I, you're a little sudden......"

Yuan Fan directly lost his ability to express. However, seeing the expressions of the three people, the big man didn't say anything, and he didn't think it was "discrimination" against him.

"I'm very sorry, I was too excited just now, you can't accept that my appearance is normal. Ever since I became a human, I don't think I'm used to it. When I look in the mirror, I always want to look like people like you. Ha ha! When I have money in the future, I will go for plastic surgery. The big man said in an old voice this time.

"What? Since becoming human? Jing Shilun had a question mark on his face, what kind of description is this.

Yuan Fan was shocked in his heart, could it be a ghost again? No way? He was secretly vigilant, thanks to the fact that he was learning Chen Chuan now, the spell did not leave his body, and his heart was a little more steady.

He asked, "Are you a ghost?" ”

The big man tilted his head and thought for a moment and said, "No, I'm not a ghost." I'm supposed to be a goblin, right? Ha ha! TV set monster! ”

"Television-Machine-Monster?" Yuan Fan and the three of them asked rhetorically in unison.

"Am I dreaming?" Jing Shilun couldn't believe it, there are monsters in this world, and it's a TV?

"Are you surprised? Aren't there many demons and monsters on TV? Shouldn't you be happy to see a real youkai? The TV demon was puzzled.

"Huh...... We're really not happy at all. Yuan Fan smiled dryly, "So, you are the TV that was lost?" ”

"It should be me!" The TV demon nodded.

"What's the situation? Can a lifeless thing become a youkai? So why did you run out? Yuan Fan was really speechless, as if since he met Chen Chuan, strange things have happened one after another.

The TV demon said, "What's wrong with no life? I have spirituality! The wick of the oil lamp when the Buddha sat down can be an adult, let alone me! Why did I run out? Then I ask you, do you know what belongs to you, but you use it the least often? ”

Yuan Fan didn't think about it: "This is an old question for you, the answer should be my name." ”

The TV demon nodded and continued to ask, "Yes! What is it that belongs to you and you see far less than anyone else in a day? ”

Yuan Fan thought about why he suddenly asked this, but he still replied: "It should be my face, except in the mirror, I can't see my face at all." ”

The TV demon nodded again and continued: "So! That's why I ran out! I'm a TV set, but from the factory to now, nearly five years, I haven't even watched a TV series, of course I'm going to run out! I'm going to watch TV, I'm going to the movies! Go see the commercial! Ahaha! What a joy! ”

This time, the TV demon said it in the voice of a five or six-year-old girl, and what Yuan Fan listened to was simply too dramatic.

Yuan Fan shook his head and said to the TV demon: "It is undeniable that what you said sounds very reasonable, but I still can't accept it. I'll tell you the truth, I'm an exorcist! It's for demons and monsters, and I'm ...... I want to ask, can you still turn back into a TV? ”

Yuan Fan wanted to say that I can destroy you and scare this TV demon, but suddenly thought that even if it was eliminated, Uncle Zeng's house still didn't have a TV! If this monster can be turned back into a TV, it would be nice to let him go back and make a TV in peace.

Jing Shilun listened and asked Yuan Fan in a low voice: "Yuan Fan, what are you talking about?" What kind of exorcist? Can we be reliable? ”

The TV demon also seemed to be puzzled, hesitated, and said, "Exorcist? The exorcists on TV are almost all old men, are you an exorcist? ”

Yuan Fan saw the TV demon's hesitation, flipped over his hand and took out a spell, and said to the TV demon: "If you don't believe it, you can try it!" Let me tell you, if you are willing to go back and continue to make TV, I will spare you, or I will have to eliminate demons for the people! ”

Since he used bluffing methods in Zeng Wen's ward to convince people with virtue to subdue the gambling ghost area, Yuan Fan's confidence is quite inflated, it can be said that although he has never dealt with monsters, and he doesn't know whether the spell against ghosts is useful for monsters, he just has confidence, I am an exorcist, who am I afraid of!

The TV demon thought for a moment and said, "You're right, I can indeed change back and continue to make TV sets." But what's the point of that? I just want to wander around, get hungry, eat batteries, be idle, watch TV, get tired, and find a place to rest. I want to travel all over the famous mountains and rivers on TV, I want to go to the world to see the customs of various countries, and I don't want to nest in those TV cabinets that are a few feet square. ”

As he spoke, the TV demon took off his hat again, and Yuan Fan and the three of them were still ready, and they were shocked by his appearance.

"It seems that many exorcists in the TV series are also parallel goods, I wonder if you are genuine?" The TV demon looked at Yuan Fan and said with interest.

Yuan Fan said to Jing Shilun and Wu Qingxuan: "You guys get out of the way first, and watch me subdue this monster." ”

Although Jing Shilun had a stomach of questions he wanted to ask, this was obviously not a good time to ask, so he could only nod and run away with Wu Qingxuan.

"Yuan Fan, this kid, why is that exorcist? You know this? Jing Shilun asked Wu Qingxuan as he ran.

Wu Qingxuan shook his head and replied, "I haven't understood." ”

Jing Shilun glanced at his lips, and the two hid behind the tree, looking at Yuan Fan and the TV demon nervously.

"Then you're welcome!" Yuan Fan said a word, raised his hand and threw out a few Zhenyue talismans, these days, he practiced martial arts during the day, and sorted out "Sleeping God Laughing and Forgetting Books" at night made his understanding of exorcism deepen a lot. And he didn't draw a lot of spells, and his technique was much more skillful than at the beginning.

A burst of yellow flames flashed above the TV demon, obviously this spell still has an effect on the TV demon, only to see the TV demon look at the place where he was attacked, make a disgusted expression on his face, and then use the trick he just made to the police!

I saw that his left and right hands were flung at Yuan Fan again, Yuan Fan had experience, and he rolled to the right side on the spot! In the next second, two long ropes were stuck in the soil behind Yuan Fan.

The TV demon threw it at the place where Yuan Fan was, and Yuan Fan rolled on the spot again to dodge. It seems that the TV demon's attack method is these two long ropes that can be discharged.

However, even if Yuan Fan knew the attack methods of the TV demon, it was not easy, the TV demon's long rope was very fast, if it weren't for Yuan Fan's serious training in the past few days, his skills and reaction were a lot faster, and he really couldn't dodge, but at this time he could only hide, and now he could only roll around on the ground, and he really couldn't be embarrassed anymore.

"No, go on like this, don't say I'm tired to death, there are two people watching over there, am I getting rid of the demon, or am I being killed by the demon!" Yuan Fan was anxious, but there was really nothing he could do, he didn't dare to be like those evil ghosts when they were fighting, how about casually taking the opponent's move, if he was hit by the long rope and then electrocuted, he would definitely have to be the same as the two policemen!

Here, Yuan Fan was thinking of a way, but the TV demon "whoosh" and withdrew his long rope.

"Looks like you're a parallel exorcist. Ha ha! The TV demon looked at Yuan Fan who was rolling on the ground and smiled.

Yuan Fan took this opportunity to quickly stand up, patted the soil on his body, looked indifferent, and said, "That's all appearances!" I'm a genius exorcist! It's because you suddenly attacked me with your long rope, and a sneak attack is not a hero. ”

"Me? Sneak up on you? You attacked me first, okay? Do you have a bad memory when I have a bad memory? The TV demon was not convinced.

It was indeed Yuan Fan who threw the spell first, and the TV demon fought back, but now it was punctured, Yuan Fan's face was not red or panting, but he just hummed and said, "Then let's have another game!" This time I'm going to show you how good I am! ”

The TV demon is obviously not deeply involved in the world, and he doesn't understand the truth of being unforgiving, so he asked Yuan Fan to prepare for a long time. Of course, it may also be the reason why he has seen that Yuan Fan is a half-person and has absolute confidence in his own strength.

"Good! Very interesting! Then you won't have another game, and this time you won't roll all over the floor! Hahaha! The TV demon laughed in a particularly magnetic bass.

"Humph! Of course! This time I'll have you rolling all over the floor! Yuan Fan said this in his mouth, but his hands were not idle, and while the TV demon was not paying attention, he started his sneak attack again.

As soon as he raised his hand, several offensive spells were thrown on the TV demon in an instant, and a burst of colorful flames flashed, and smoke rose everywhere on the TV demon's clothes (that is, Zeng Wen's clothes), and the TV demon was also beaten and fell backwards.

The sneak attack was successful, but Yuan Fan knew that this was far from enough, and he could only rely on the number of spells to win! He raised his hand again and threw out a large number of various charms.

The way to win by quantity is very right, the TV demon can't get up when he is beaten, just when Yuan Fan is secretly happy, the TV demon protects his head with one hand, and the other hand is raised, and a long rope is launched at the tree next to him, and the long rope is directly embedded in the trunk of the tree.

"Is this all right?" Yuan Fan didn't expect the TV demon to use this trick to escape from the scope of his spell, and he was surprised for a while.

"Sure enough, you're just a parallel exorcist who can sneak attack!" The TV demon taunted Yuan Fan while flying.

Taking advantage of Yuan Fan's inattention, the TV demon's other hand quickly threw at Yuan Fan, and the long rope came out in response. This time Yuan Fan was unprepared, and when he wanted to hide, he couldn't dodge!

The long rope struck Yuan Fan's chest firmly, and Yuan Fan secretly screamed, "Oops! Before there was any reaction, an electric current flew straight down the rope and was connected to Yuan Fan's body!

At the moment when the current hit Yuan Fan, a yellow halo that was almost invisible to the naked eye floated on Yuan Fan's body, blocking most of the current for Yuan Fan, and then it shattered and disappeared, and at this moment, none of the four people present noticed.

And Yuan Fan was hit by the current, and he only felt numb all over his body, how sour and refreshing the taste was, and then he couldn't control his hands and feet, and fell directly backwards to the ground.

"Hehe, it's very vulnerable!" The TV demon jumped off the tree and said with a smile. "Didn't faint? Yes! I'll make it up to you. ”

Seeing that Yuan Fan just fell, but his consciousness was still obviously awake, the TV demon also felt incredible, raised his hand and flew another electric current along the long rope towards Yuan Fan, this time there was no yellow halo, Yuan Fan must enjoy the baptism of electric shock again, and then at least faint.

"Huh!"

At the moment when the current was about to hit Yuan Fan, a stick picked the long rope away from Yuan Fan's body.

"A youkai that only wields two whips doesn't look like a big deal."

Wu Qingxuan held a stick in her hand and stood beside Yuan Fan, just now she arrived at the last moment to help Yuan Fan relieve the crisis.

"Let me teach you how to use the TV."