Chapter 13 It's time to go to work and it's time for vacation
The old Wang next door settled down and walked back tremblingly, with an inexplicable look in his eyes.
"Little brother is... Warrior? ”
Bu Yu proudly patted his chest,
"What do you mean by a warrior? Master, I am a fighter for the construction of a new socialist countryside, a fighter! Got it?! ”
“...”
The landlord's aunt trembled angrily, and twisted Bu Xu's ears,
"Just you? Still a fighter? Phew! ”
"Oops... It hurts, let go, let go... If you don't let go, I'm anxious, I'll tell you, the master is angry, and the blood is drifting. ”
"Hehe, little rabbit cub, Sun Monkey still wants to run out of the palm of the Buddha? If you get a little cheap, you will sell well, do you think that the old lady's torch-like eyes can't see your crooked ways? Want to scare the old lady? Don't talk about doors, you don't have windows, you know? ”
Lao Wang pulled the landlord,
"Brother Liu, stop your sister-in-law... This..."
"You can do it, I don't dare to stop it anyway."
“...”
Lao Wang pouted again and again, your daughter-in-law, you let me go? Are you stupid to me?
In the end, Lao Wang coughed,
"That, sister-in-law... Sister... Don't do it... Little brother, are you really not a warrior? ”
The cloth rubbed his red ears,
"What warriors? I've heard that Sister Knife is a warrior, or some kind of melee hand..."
Lao Wang picked up a fragment of a mirror from the ground and handed it to Lao Liu.
"Brother Liu, take a look."
Lao Liu's hand sank, ", this is a bronze mirror??" ”
Lao Liu and the fat aunt looked at each other, shocked, and looked at Bu Xu's eyes even more frightened than just now.
A copper mirror more than a centimeter thick, if it is smashed and broken, it can be done by a person, but if it is smashed like glass, normal people can't do it at all!
"That, who's that..."
The fat aunt wanted to say something, but Bu Xu's I18 suddenly sounded,
"Ghost Detective Bu Xu, when the working hours are over, will you return immediately?"
Bu Yu was puzzled,
"Huh?"
"Drop, start the regression process."
The sky swirled, and Bu Yu fell to the floor with a thud, vomiting a mouthful of sour water.
"Mom, damn, I haven't agreed yet..."
After drinking two glasses of milk in a row, Bu Yu felt better and decided to have a good talk with I18.
"I said little eighteen, what's going on with your workflow?"
"The scope of the junior ghost detective's work must destroy or subdue more than one spirit per week, and the scope of the work expands with the increase of the rank, after the initial goal is achieved, the ghost detective Bu Yu can choose to return to the original plane or stay in the responsible plane until the end of working hours, but it will not have any impact on his salary."
"The goal of this mission has been achieved, a total of 10,000 yuan will be paid in full, and a low-level 'spirit' from the original plane will be repatriated, and a reward of 10,000 yuan will be awarded, which has been entered into the Ghost Detective Buyu salary card, please pay attention to check."
Bu Yu looked confused, this, 20,002 is here, the first time I feel that the money is so easy, hey!
I looked at the time, yes, there was nothing wrong, it was only a day and a night.
Bu Yu threw away the phone,
"Damn, I'm off work... No, Lao Tzu is on vacation! ”
"Lao Tzu has made money! Lao Tzu has made a lot of money! Get rich! ”
Turning around three times inside and three times outside, Bu was full of happiness.
"Huh?"
When I went out, I found an envelope pressed by a stone, and there were all kinds of transfer procedures from the house book to the signature.
When I went to the landlord's house, I saw that the good guy was gone, and the house was cleaner than the thief had come a hundred times.
Bu Yu crooked his mouth,
"The fat aunt of this world, Lao Liu, ran away, what about that world? Interesting... I didn't expect the knife sister to be a very powerful melee fighter in that world, but the knife girl in this world is as gentle as water, and even the gesture of chopping green onions is so moving... I didn't even figure out what she was fighting with, weird... Little Eighteen is not at all human..."
"If you don't understand it, you don't want to, anyway, you'll know next time you go... But how exactly can this sudden disappearance be explained? It's not scientific! ”
Thinking about it and converging it into one sentence,
"Damn,."
I met a person in the corridor, who was also rented in this courtyard, named Liu Liang, the kind that usually doesn't deal with Bu Yu very well.
Liu Liang rolled his eyes up and down, and a trace of imperceptible strangeness flashed after seeing the room book in Bu Yu's hand.
Of course, Bu Yu can be understood as envy, jealousy and hatred, after all, this kid is much poorer than himself who doesn't do his job all day long.
Liu Liang said with a sarcastic smile,
"Yo, isn't this Abu, what's the matter, I heard from the landlord today that you bought the house?"
Bu Yu smiled,
"Big head Liu, do you want to buy it or not, it's your business? Oh no, it's really about your shit, this yard is mine now, pack your things, get out of here. ”
Liu Liang's face flashed with anger, and he immediately returned to his original state,
"Hehe, this place, I can't sell it for many years, I will wait to lose to death when I buy it, don't bother the landlord, the landlord will return the money in the morning, and I have already found a good house."
Bu sighed,
"Please, don't get in the way."
Liu Liang turned around and went back to the house, and after a while, he came out with two bags and left without looking back.
When he walked outside the hospital, Liu Liang suddenly turned around in confusion,
"No, I'm afraid of what he's doing, so I just took the opportunity to beat him up and leave."
Now that he has missed the opportunity, it will inevitably seem too tasteless to go back to find fault, Liu Liang spat on the ground,
"You're in luck."
I turned around and got into a taxi and walked away.
"Lucky for you!"
Bu Xuan fell on the bed and sneered.
When he was still the fat and strong Bu Xu, he didn't rely on his heavyweight figure to "coerce" Liu Liang, Liu Liang just dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, but he didn't expect that now he suddenly "thinned" like this, this thing still doesn't dare to do it, and he is really a small horse.
If you want to talk about this Liu Liang, technically speaking, Bu Yu should thank others, after all, Liu Liang has a lot of credit for knowing Xiaodao's sister at the beginning.
If Liu Liang hadn't sacrificed himself to say some inconsequential things to Dao Mei and was beaten up by Bu Yu, Dao Mei would not have had any good feelings about Bu Yu's dead fat house.
"Tsk, thank you Liu for giving grandpa a chance to save the beauty heroically."
"Hmm... Why don't you go for another ramen? ”
"No, no, no, I go too often, and Sister Dao will be shy."
"Shhhh Then invite the knife girl out for a big meal? Knife sister shouldn't agree, after all, such a shy and cute sister... How can this be good. ”
Bu Yu rolls around on the bed with I18 and his wallet, trapped in an endless self-entanglement.
...
In the underworld, the screen of the hanged ghost flickered flickering at the computer flickering, and a series of phantom-like videos suddenly popped up and finished playing.
The hanged man looked calm,
"Oh? It's a good newcomer, you have completed a task so quickly... It's time to sleep..."
The extra-long tongue crackled and cleared the level with 0.2 seconds left.
The hanged man plucked his long tongue,
"Small."