"Huzi, are you really not going?"

"I really can't go, Daddy has prepared a medicinal bath for me, and I have used a lot of old medicine, if I go with you, my butt will be opened at night."

"Okay, then I'll go on my own. By the way, why does Uncle Zhang always let you take a medicated bath? ”

"You think it's easy to practice martial arts? These medicines have the effect of tonifying sperm and invigorating blood, and can treat strains and bruises. If I hadn't been making medicine often, my father would have been out of practice a long time ago. ”

"Replenish sperm and invigorate blood? This is good! Brother Zhe opened his mouth to praise, and the doubts about a certain question in his heart finally had an answer at this time.

"No wonder his one is bigger than me, it turns out to be a drug addict."

Humming a little song and swinging the crab line, Wang Zhe staggered to the grass pond.

Near the grass pond, there are often pheasants.

Wang Zhe followed the wheat field and searched carefully for traces.

When he was on Earth, he grew up in the countryside, and he had a lot of experience in catching rabbits and pheasants with clips.

Rabbits walk along the road and devour their stool. The pheasants run in the fields, scatter joy and scratch the nests, and the ponds are long.

Today's purpose is the pheasant of the two. And here, there is water, fields, and floating soil. Moreover, when he was fishing the day before yesterday, Wang Zhe saw pheasants in this area.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Wang Zhe to find a few traces of pheasant scratching.

On the back side of Tianlong, there is a soil nest the size of a water scoop, and the soil inside is loose and fine, which is obviously different from the surrounding soil quality.

Wang Zhe judged that there were definitely pheasants who often had fun in this soil nest, and after walking a few more steps, he found other scratches nearby.

Depending on the situation, there have been pheasants scratching their nests here these days, otherwise there would be no feathers falling off.

The two fluffy feathers can't tell the male from the female, but the other small bright feather reveals that this is a male pheasant.

After Wang Zhe used a wooden wedge to dig a pit next to the soil nest, he smashed the wooden wedge into the soil.

Then bury the clip in the pit, put the pin, bury a layer of floating soil, and then hide the chain before removing the safety hook.

In the end, try to restore the cost of the surroundings to the face, and a clip will be counted.

In order to ensure that he could catch the pheasant, the king laid down two more scratches on the side.

Leaving Tianlong, Wang Zhe came to the shore where animals often drank water, and concocted two other clamps.

Afterwards, Wang Zhe piled up on the shore and rubbed the dirt on his hands.

The mud dissolves into the river, making the clear river water muddy, and over time, the dirt spreads, and the area becomes larger and larger, gradually sweeping into patches.

He suddenly plunged his hand into the bottom of the water and stirred, stirring up an even greater cloud, and looked deeply into the central water.

The murky water of the river, spreading less than two meters, began to be weak.

After Wang Zhe observed for a while, he said to himself very calmly: "If you want to make waves in the world, you need to be in a high-powered, marginal figure, no matter how you exert your strength, it will only affect one side." ”

……

……

"Brother, brother?"

"What?"

"Tell me a story!"

"No way!"

Wang Zhe trembled, pushed away his sister who came over, and resolutely refused.

Last night, he was tortured, and the shadows in his heart could be dispelled in just one day, and although the sunlight was extremely hot today, it couldn't reach the place where it should be.

He decided that he couldn't repeat the same mistake tonight no matter what.

"Brother, good brother, will you tell me about Snow White again?" Xiao Rou shook his left hand vigorously and sprinkled coquettishly.

"Haven't you heard of Snow White? Don't talk about it! ”

"And Little Red Riding Hood? You said you were going to tell me about Little Red Riding Hood. ”

"You heard it wrong, there's no Little Red Riding Cycle, it's Big Green Riding Old." Wang Zhe quibbled and shirked without a bottom line.

After being rejected one after another, Wang Rou became a little angry, and pouted on the bed: "Then talk about the big green hat, you said last night that you would tell me stories every day, do you want to play tricks." ”

"I didn't want to be spicy."

"Then tell me a story...... Oh, I see, I heard Snow White last night that I had to ask you to give me a magic mirror, are you scared, worried that I will ask you for a big green hat again. ”

Wang Zhe: "......"

Wang Rou: "I don't care, if you don't talk about it tonight, I won't let you sleep." ”

Wang Zhe saw that his sister was still uncompromising, so he could only coax softly: "Don't make trouble, can you let me sleep well, my brother will get up early tomorrow to sell spicy noodles, and unlike you, I can sleep until dawn." ”

"Don't! No! I won't let you sleep, I want to listen to stories! After speaking, Wang Rou also assured very smartly: "Don't worry, I won't ask you for a big green hat." Tell me a story, and I'll give you a big cuckold when I grow up, okay? ”

Wang Zhe vomited blood, and there were 10,000 alpacas running in his heart, and said angrily: "Then you can't talk about it." ”

Wang Rou was frightened by her brother's sudden annoyance, and then felt so aggrieved, pouted, and pointed at Wang Zhe with her little finger: "Don't call your brother, you villain!" Wang, you've changed ......"

Lao Wang covered his head with his hands, held it strongly, and tried not to let himself die of anger.

Wang Rou saw that her brother ignored her directly, and said with a crying voice: "Lao Wang, I won't pay attention to you anymore." ”

After saying that, he turned around directly, obviously angry.

……

Summer night, in bed.

Wang Zhe poked Xiaorou lightly with his fingers, trying to be as gentle as possible, and asked with a little weakness: "What's wrong?" Angry? ”

Wang Rou carried him on his back and did not squeak.

Wang Zhe put his hand on her and shook it gently: "Don't be angry with your brother, okay?" My brother will tell you stories, and I will tell you as many as you want! ”

"Humph!"

Lao Wang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that this trick was effective. If he can't coax his sister, he will really feel so guilty that he can't sleep.

Just now, he did have a bad attitude and was suspected of bullying his sister.

"Come, Xiaorou, turn around, it's inconvenient for you to carry your brother like this."

After speaking, Wang Zhe slowly picked her up, wanting to change her position. In the process of moving, he clearly felt her cooperation, which made Wang Zhe sincerely happy, and sighed in his heart: It's almost coaxed.

In the moonlight, in the night.

Xiao Rou stared at Wang Zhe with wide eyes and said, "Come on, why don't you move, do you want to play tricks again." ”

"Move, I'll move, don't play tricks, I'll start telling you stories now, let's talk about Little Red Riding Hood."

"Didn't you say there was no Little Red Riding Cycle, it was a Big Green Riding Hood? You're trying to lie to me again. ”

"Big cuckold, isn't it...... This little red, alas! ”

Wang Zhe almost cried, and he couldn't wait to give himself a big mouth.

But things have developed to this point, and it is irreparable, and we can only make mistakes to the end.

"Okay, now let's start telling the story of the big green hat."

……

[Once upon a time there was a cute little girl who liked everyone who saw her, but her grandmother liked her the most. Once, the grandmother gave the little girl a big green hat made of velvet, which was just right to wear on her big head. From then on, the girl never wanted to wear any other hats, so everyone called her a big green hat......]