Chapter 10 I, the old king next door
"Shhhh It hurts me to death..."
Boo rubbed his neck and got up from the ground, saliva and the plaster of the concrete floor painted a dirty pattern on his face.
"Hey, my knife sister is really different, if you want my brother to guard the door for you, just say it, take a shower, change clothes or remove makeup, Brother Abu promises not to peek at half a glance."
A small knife with a skin stared at Bu Yu for a long time,
"Nerves."
Bu Yan frowned and glanced around, the ghost from last night was long gone.
"Hmph, you're in luck."
After breakfast, the knife took the bronze sword on his shoulder, and turned to go out.
The fat aunt asked enthusiastically with a pair of dark circles under her eyes,
"Knife girl, how about attendance?"
The knife pushes open the courtyard door,
"No, training."
The fat aunt sighed and gently pumped her mouth,
"Hey, look at Aunt Fat's memory, every time you come back from work, you have a seven-day vacation, knife girl, come back early after training, and let Lao Liu fry two good dishes!"
"Hmm."
Bu Yu sneaked up and followed, a pair of fat but not greasy cold hands grabbed his ears,
"Little thief, why are you going?"
"Ahh Ha ha... That one... Training... No, no, no, I'm going to exercise, get up early to exercise, and my body is great! β
"Exercise, huh?"
"Yes, yes, exercise exercise."
"Okay, you can hoe this field for me!"
Bu Xuan shouted,
"Hey, I said you aunt, you're a little unreasonable, the visitor is a guest, how can you let the guest work?"
The fat aunt doesn't smile when she smiles,
"The door is a guest, the family doesn't talk to the two families, stop working for the old lady, this piece of land is hoeed, it will be used as last night's room fee!"
Bu Yu almost fainted, there are cabbage, cucumbers and carob radishes in this field, at least three acres.
This has to be converted, and there is no price for living in a five-star hotel with a big bed, and the floor of your house is made of gold!
"Say, how much, I'll give the money."
Bu Yu can only admit that he has to go back and forth once a week, God knows that the coordinates of the next round are still not that room, and people are under the eaves, so they have to bow their heads.
The fat aunt glanced at him inexplicably,
"Okay, five kilograms of cement or one or two grain and vegetable seeds for a month, bring them."
Bu Yu had a question mark on his face.
it?
Aren't the two worlds developing in sync, parallel spaces? How is this still bartering?
Bu Yu gritted his teeth and took out his wallet,
"Is a thousand dollars enough? Two thousand! β
The fat aunt glared,
"A fool is a fool, you still have these waste papers, you can keep them, maybe they will still be antiques in a few hundred years..."
"Bang bang!"
The thick wooden door panel was knocked loudly,
"Fat aunt, Lao Liu, are you at home, are the knife girls there??"
Lao Liu was cleaning up the table, and the sudden loud noise frightened him almost threw the bowl in his hand.
"Damn, who is the mourning!!"
"Bang bang."
"Open the door, I, the old king next door!"
Ouch, I'm going, I'm going to leave me, this door can't be opened, it's too scary.
Lao Liu put down the bowl, opened the door neatly, and looked left and right.
"Hurry up, what are you doing in a daze, come in."
Lao Wang next door is a handsome middle-aged uncle, to use a cheesy adjective, that is, the face lines of the knife and axe are hard and messy, revealing the majesty of the national characters.
Bu chirped, and the danger level had to be added with five asterisksβbut looking at the fat aunt again, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief for the landlord.
"Great luck, great luck."
Lao Wang's square face was flushed,
"Oh, the fire burns the eyebrows, what is in, where is the knife girl, is the knife girl at home?"
Lao Liu said,
"It's a coincidence~"
"It's really there, hurry up, let the knife girl come out."
"The knife girl just left."
"Then you're a fart!"
Lao Liu Dao,
"What the hell is going on, tell me, maybe you can help... The knife girl went to the training ground, closed, ordinary people can't get in, and it is estimated that she will not be able to come back until late at night. β
Lao Wang slapped his thigh,
"It's over, it's all over... My son-in-law, evil spirited! β
β...β
Lao Liu frowned,
"What nonsense is evil, it is listened to by others, be careful that your old boy is expelled from the city."
Lao Wang simply sat on the ground and howled regardless of his demeanor,
"Expel me! If you have the ability, expel me! If there are three longs and two shorts, my old king won't be able to live! β
Looking at it from this angle, it was obvious that the fat on the fat aunt's body was trembling with the sound of Lao Wang's heavy landing, and the distressed tears were about to fall.
"Ouch, Brother Wang, what's going on, what's going on?! What is the threshold that can't be crossed to deserve this, what's wrong? β
Lao Wang seems to have grasped a life-saving straw,
"Fat sister, fat sister, you are my own sister, my sister came back from a trip yesterday, as if she had changed into a different person, she didn't pay attention to what she said, and she was muttering there in a bloody way and didn't know what she was talking about, I'm afraid it's not evil."
My sister, isn't it just a little sister, what is the whole high-end work, and then think about the surname of Lao Wang next door...
, isn't this the little sister Wang who is the number one in the world?!
Fat Aunt Dao,
"How is it possible, there is a lot of peace in this city, what did my little sister do when she went out yesterday, it's just different from usual."
Lao Wang thought for a long time,
"It's no different, you said hello to me before leaving... When I came back, my eyes were straight, my mouth was crooked, and as soon as I entered the door, I chopped up the big that was stepping on the eggs, and, also... There was black blood in my nose, eyes, and ears..."
"Kill chickens? Black blood? β
"Yes... Ah, still holding a book and saying that he won't let go, God is chattering, and, and... By the way, before she left, she said that she was going somewhere to buy books, yes, it was the damn book, there must be something wrong with the book... Lao Tzu will go home and burn the broken book..."
Bu Yu was stunned when he heard it, what book is so powerful, the Abyss Challenge Book?!
The fat aunt grabbed Lao Wang,
"Lao Wang's family, don't be foolish, if something happens, it's too late for you to regret it."
Lao Wang was also stunned,
"That fat sister, Brother Liu, you should tell me, what should I do, I'm afraid she won't be able to wait for the knife girl to come back in the evening."
The fat aunt pulled Lao Wang with one hand, and took Lao Liu with her eyes.
The two eyebrows flickered for a full 0.3 seconds, and Lao Liu finally gave in,
"Yes, Brother Wang, your fat sister and I will go over first to see if we can help anything, alas... What should I do..."
"Good! Good!! β
The fat aunt has a finger on the cloth,
"You kid left me to watch the house... Forget it, maybe you stole my mother's things and ran away, you are a habitual offender, you go with me and Lao Liu, the young man is useless, he has to have the strength to do it, maybe it can come in handy. β
"Huh??"
"Ah, your mother, hurry up! Follow along! β