Chapter 34: On the Importance of Fabricating Nonsense (I)
"Good evening, dear little fat man!"
In the sheep canteen, caressing his slightly bulging belly, Huang Xiaoxie lying on the chair looked satisfied. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After coming to Sheep Village, he didn't expect to sleep until dark when he was going to take a nap, and he didn't eat at noon, so he was a little hungry and immediately turned on his foraging talent and came to the canteen.
Unexpectedly, the food made by the sheep clan with grass was not bitter, but sweet and delicious, Huang Xiaoxie unconsciously ate more, I really don't know what the grass in this world has mutated into.
"Ahh My vanilla cake! ”
The refrigerator door was wide open, there was still a cake inside, there was not even a grass root, the whole sheep turned black and white, a gust of autumn wind swept by, the lazy sheep knelt down in front of the refrigerator, remembering that he had not eaten for a day, he couldn't help but feel sad and began to roll on the ground.
"I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten all day...... I want to eat, I want to eat, give me food, I want food......"
"You guy, not only invaded our sheep village, but also dared to bully lazy sheep, I will definitely not let you go today!" Hearing the cry of the lazy sheep, the boiling sheep who came to hear the news saw Huang Xiaoxie who was lying on the chair with a comfortable face, and couldn't help but be furious, and he was about to attack with his fist.
“1,2,3!” Seeing the Pleasant Goat who had already rushed over, Huang Xiaoxie counted silently in his heart.
"Don't! Boiling sheep sheep. Exercise restraint! ”
"Don't worry about the Pleasant Goat, I'm measured!"
The boiling sheep did not look back, and continued to rush forward with a straight face, and the Pleasant Goat couldn't help but cover his face.
"Why don't you learn well?"
Sighing, Huang Xiaoxie couldn't help but be speechless, picked up the chair under his buttocks, and slapped it.
Scare! The body of the punch seemed to be suspended by time, the cold sweat on his head slid down the bridge of his nose, and a chair stopped steadily above the head of the boiling sheep.
"You don't preach morality!" Boiling Sheep said aggrievedly.
"Silly boy, it's a fart morality to fight!" Putting the chair back under his buttocks, Huang Xiaoxie crossed Erlang's legs, looking like a big guy teaching a little brother.
"You're right, you can't be moral to the enemy!" Who knows, a color flashed in the eyes of the boiling sheep, his body jumped, and the two sheep kicked out fiercely, "Look at my little lamb kicking twice!" ”
"I'll kick you in the balls!"
I pour! With a bang, the boiling sheep kicked his legs tightly and fell to the ground.
"I haven't kicked it yet!"
Looking at the boiling sheep and sheep who were covering their lower bodies with their two hands, Huang Xiaoxie withdrew his feet and couldn't help but be speechless.
"Despicable!"
Kicked by you, do I still have sheep? Boiling sheep thought with a chill on his face.
"Ahh Boiling sheep sheep, you nasty! ”
Unfortunately, this scene was seen by Mei Yangyang, who just came in, covering her eyes, and Mei Yangyang's face showed shame.
"It's not such a beautiful sheep! I ......"
"Don't talk to me, and don't touch me with your hands in the future!"
Mei Yang Yang immediately interrupted Boiling Yang Yang's words, hid behind Pleasant Goat, and looked at him with disgust.
"Pleasant Goat! It's all your fault! With a look of jealousy on his face, Boiling Yang Yang was dissatisfied: "Why didn't you remind me?"
"I reminded you!" Spreading his hands, Pleasant Goat shrugged his shoulders and said that he blamed me, "Didn't I say 'don't'?" I'll let that man show mercy! ”
"Who told you not to make it clear!"
I didn't ask about this, I asked why I didn't tell me that Meiyang Yang was coming! Seeing Pleasant Goat's innocent face, Boiling Goat was angry, but he still followed his words to avoid embarrassment.
The first female who has a crush on the first man, the second male who has a crush on the first woman, and the first male who doesn't know that the first woman has a crush on herself or simply pretends to be stupid and doesn't want to destroy the relationship with the second male brother, it's good, this is an idol drama.
Sitting on the small bench, Huang Xiaoxie said that he couldn't watch this drama for a second.
"This friend of the human race, why did you come to Yang Village?" Climbing down from the back of the warm sheep, the slow sheep sheep leaned on crutches and said slowly.
"Village chief, he's an accomplice of the wolf clan, so he's not a friend!" Boiling Yang Yang pointed at Huang Xiaoxie and said dissatisfied.
"Everyone who comes is a guest! As long as it's not a villain who comes to find trouble, our sheep village will welcome it. "Boiling sheep sheep a little crutch, there is no fear to say.
Slow Sheep Yang has his own ideas about receiving Huang Xiaoxie, after all, the human race is a race that has disappeared from the earth for a long time, it is always right to be cautious, and this is also the base camp of Yang Village, and he is not afraid of him alone.
"Ahh You all ignore me, I want to eat, I want to eat, I'm starving......"
The lazy sheep, who was already very hungry and had little strength, made a fuss again, and Nuan Yangyang looked at him with a smile, "Lazy sheep, don't worry, I still have some candy here, you pad your stomach first, and I'll go cook." ”
There is something to eat! The sound of the warm sheep is like a heavenly sound, a vicious dog pounces on food, and the lazy sheep takes away the sugar in the hands of the warm sheep.
"Ahem, I'm smiling!" The corner of his eye jumped, and the slow sheep coughed dryly, a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, it's cute!" Shaking his head, Huang Xiaoxie said with an expressionless face.
"So, are you really my dad's friend?" Thinking of the first words that Huang Xiaoxiao said when he caught up with him, and easily escaped from the wolf castle with his friends, Pleasant Goat was puzzled.
"What? Uncle Zhiyang's friend! ”
The little friends were stunned, and the slow sheep was even more shocked that the reading glasses were crooked.
"That's right!" With one hand supporting his chin, Huang Xiaoxie nodded without hesitation.
"What the hell is going on?" Pleasant Goat saw Huang Xiaoxie nodding, and he was even more puzzled, "Why did you go to help the wolf clan when you claimed to be a friend of your father, and how could you let us go so easily?" ”
"Well! I just happened to pass by the earth during my trip, and remembered that Zhiyang Yang said, 'If you have the chance, go back to the earth to have a look, and go to the sheep village to help me see my son' or something, so I was going to the green grassland to have a look, but I encountered some trouble on the way! Buttoning his cheeks, Huang Xiaoxie said with some embarrassment.
"Uh-huh! And then what? ”
All the little sheep nodded in unison, and the little bench was missing.
Shall you listen to the story? The corners of his mouth twitched, and Huang Xiaoxiao continued: "For various reasons, I was injured and was saved by a little wolf called Little Gray Gray......"
"Little Ash!"
"Well, he seems to be your friend, very cute little wolf!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Then he invited him to Wolf Castle as a guest, adhering to the principle that kindness must be repaid, I agreed to his request, and was warmly extended by the gray wolf couple, in order to repay the favor, I agreed to help them catch sheep."
"That's too unprincipled, isn't it?" Boiling Sheep couldn't help but complain, "For the sake of kindness, help a friend's enemy deal with a friend's clansman or something!" ”
"That's too principled, isn't it? If there is kindness, you will be rewarded, and you will be responsive! Pleasant Goat then complained.
"The two young heroes are so complaining!" Huang Xiaoxie nodded in agreement, and then pointed to the little sheep, "Well, but it is precisely because of my principles that I will let you go!" ”
"What?"