Chapter 294: Edgeworth Kills (1)

On the evening of June, the temperature was neither hot nor cold, Nie Xiaohu, Tang Yibin, Mao Guangjian and others had dinner, gathered in the courtyard and chatted, the sky gradually got dark, but several people were sleepy, chatting energetically, so they lit lanterns in the courtyard and continued to pull the sea and the sky.

Just when a few people were chatting happily, a figure entered the courtyard in the dark, everyone was stunned, and after a closer look, it turned out to be Shi Yuning, only to see him drooping his head, with a dejected face.

"I said Xiaoshi, it's dark this day, you don't sleep well at home, why did you come to us?" , Nie Xiaohu asked with a smile.

"Did you get tickled by that she-cat of yours again?" , Mao Guangjian immediately coaxed.

"Hahahaha!" , and everyone laughed again.

"Alas! Don't mention it! Shi Yuning shook his head, sighed, pulled over a chair and sat down.

"What's wrong? Tell us about it! Liu Zhen asked happily.

"Isn't this the end of dinner tonight?" , Shi Yuning pouted and said, "My old man drank some wine, and he was very interested, saying that it was a bit boring to drink dry, and he had to play some game with me!" ”

"What game?" , Mao Guangjian asked.

"What idiom solitaire to play!"

"Idiom solitaire?"

"Well, it's that he says an idiom first, and the last word of the idiom he says is the first word I say, and then he says it again, and so on."

"Oh, I see!" , Mao Guangjian nodded and said, "So what?" ”

"I'll take the old man first, then me, then my wife, then my father-in-law, and so on, if anyone can't say it, they will be punished with a glass of wine!"

"And how do you guys play?" , Nie Xiaohu asked with a smile.

Shi Yuning shook his head, sighed lightly and said, "My old man said a 'stealing chickens and touching dogs'. ”

"Stealing chickens and touching dogs?" , Tang Yibin took over the conversation and said, "Dogs fight people!" ”

"That's right, I'm right too!" Shi Yuning nodded.

"What does this have to do with you coming out?" , Nie Xiaohu asked with a slight frown.

"The key is that after the old man finished speaking, I just took a sip of tea and didn't swallow it, but I only said the three words 'dog fighter', and I was choked by the tea, and the last word was not spoken!"

"Huh?" , Mao Guangjian was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "Then you hurry up and make up for it!" ”

"I made it up!" , Shi Yuning said a little angrily, "The bad thing is that I made up the last word!" ”

"And why?" Everyone's eyes were full of amazement.

"My father-in-law was a little unhappy when he heard the words 'dog man', so he asked, 'Are you scolding me?' As soon as he finished speaking, my word 'potential' also came out! ”

"Hahahaha!" , Nie Xiaohu and the others all laughed on the ground after hearing this.

"No, my mother got angry and kicked me out, I was going to go to my cousin's house for the night, but when I thought of my cousin-in-law, who was a little abnormal, he was injured a few days ago and broke a leg, I didn't want to go again, how about it? Brothers, which of you will make it convenient for me to spend the night tonight? ”

"I'm going to sleep", Mao Guangjian immediately stood up, yawned, took three steps and two steps back to his room, and closed the door.

"I'm going to sleep too", Liu Zhenxiao also stood up.

"Me too", Tang Yibin also echoed.

"Tiger head ......", Shi Yuning turned his head, where is Nie Xiaohu's figure.

In the blink of an eye, the people in the courtyard were gone, leaving Shi Yuning alone sitting there.

"You guys! Hey! ”

Shi Yuning immediately came up, stood up, walked to Mao Guangjian's door angrily, and raised his leg with a kick.

"Boom!" With a bang, the door opened, and Mao Guangjian's howl like a pig was immediately heard in the room.

"Good, good! Half of us! ”

"I'm going to sleep ...... inside!"

The next morning, it was bright and it was another sunny morning.

In the hall of the fast room, Nie Xiaohu sat on the top, and Cao Xiaohui, Tang Yibin and others also sat on chairs, chatting with laughter.

"That's right, little rock!" , Nie Xiaohu suddenly seemed to remember something, and asked with a smile.

"What? Tiger head? ”

"What did you say last night that you have a cousin-in-law who is not quite normal? What's going on? ”

"Oh, this!"

Shi Yuning nodded and said: "I have a distant cousin, named Liang Jia, who lives in Cihui District, my cousin is a standard beauty, and she is also virtuous and smart, but it's a pity that she married a ......, alas!" ”

Shi Yuning shook his head and continued: "My cousin-in-law's name is Wang Yang, and I couldn't see anything when I first saw him, but after a long time, I realized that he was a little abnormal, and he often became a little crazy, but when he didn't have seizures, he was like an ordinary person, but he just suffered my cousin!" ”

"Oh, it turned out to be an intermittent neurosis!" , Nie Xiaohu thought in his heart.

"I remember you said he was injured a few days ago and had a broken leg?" , Nie Xiaohu then asked.

"Well, he bought a cow a few days ago, and the day before yesterday, on his way to the field, for some reason, the cow was frightened, and as a result, he knocked him to the ground, and trampled on his left leg, and now he is still raising it at home!"

"That's bad luck!" , Nie Xiaohu shook his head gently.

"Isn't it!"

Shi Yuning said: "Since he was injured, it was like a different person, he was crazy all day long, shouting to kill the person who sold him the cow, and from time to time he ran to the man's house to make trouble, so that everyone in the neighborhood knew about it, and my cousin was also busy coping, every time he ran out to make trouble, my cousin had to come to the door to apologize to others, alas! It's a miserable life! ”

Shi Yunning thought for a while and said: "Tiger Boss, why don't I take half a day off to take a look, my cousin-in-law is crazy all day long, I'm really afraid that something will happen to him, in case he really starts to go crazy and hurt someone, isn't it my cousin who is affected?" ”

"Well, too!"

Nie Xiaohu nodded and said, "Why don't we go with you to take a look, it seems that this kind of person with a bit of an abnormal brain can really do anything." ”

"That's the best, thank you!" , Shi Yuning hurriedly got up and hugged his fists and said.

"Idle is idle anyway, let's go!"

Nie Xiaohu also stood up and waved his hand with a smile.

"It's not far, I'll lead the way!" , Shi Yuning walked out first.