Chapter 050: Master of Blocking Toilets
Xiao Chenghe probably couldn't hear the conversation in the toilet, but he had a similar ......
"Big brother, I got shot, big brother!"
"Big brother, how do I feel that there are other people beating us, big brother!"
"Big brother, I'm going to die again......" Tuya held the gun with a snot and tears, but he found that with every shot, his blood volume dropped a lot, if he wasn't sure that the muzzle of the gun in his hand was facing the toilet, he even thought he was beating himself......
Xiao Chenghe's face changed, it was a silencer again, I don't know where there are enemies!
At this time, this big stone, the front side is the toilet, the back is the mountain, and there is a forest next to it, Xiao Chenghe and the graffiti are in a very awkward position, and the belly and back are under the enemy!
"Where's the gun?" Xiao Chenghe felt a little guilty, his grandmother's, it was not easy to drive a fish to catch a fish, who would have thought that so many fish suddenly appeared, the small fish are not terrible, the terrible thing is the school of fish!
Tuya had already picked up his head and hid to the other side, the gun came from the right, hitting his right hand, but this irritating silencer really pierced the heart, why does this game still have such a thing as a silencer, this scumbag raised by a son of a bitch, actually used a silencer to yin them!
Tuya hugged the 8 times silenced S12k in his hand and trembled.
"The hill on the right?" Xiao Chenghe knew by looking at the action of the graffiti that the little brother may be flustered and may not be able to distinguish between left and right, but his behavior will not betray him. Hide to the left, then the enemy must be on the right!
There are people in the toilet, there are people on the hill on the right, and the gunfire here will attract more and more enemies to come, and when that time comes, embattled, and if you want to run, you can't run, Xiao Chenghe looked a little anxious, and even a little ashamed: If it weren't for him being too arrogant......
Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!
"Big brother, let's run quickly, this wilderness, if it becomes a box, it won't come to help us collect the body......" Tuya cried while taking medicine, not knowing what to say, like a mentally retarded.
Xiao Chenghe wiped his sweat, this little brother is amazing, but such a situation is still caused by himself, and he can't blame graffiti, but now he has to find a way to break the game, at least save the lives of the two first.
The people in the toilet also seem to be looking for an opportunity to come out and fight, but I don't know why, they just use the small window of the toilet to attack the outside, and they don't have the slightest idea of coming out to beat them, probably because they are afraid that someone else will attack them.
For a while, the scene was deadlocked, and the gunshots were reduced, and the toilets, stones, and mountains stood on three legs, and the world was divided into three parts.
If someone is going to spoil the current harmonious atmosphere, it is estimated that it must be counted on the other side of the mountain, because there is a gunshot from there, and it seems that there is a fire in the back, and someone else touches it and fights together.
The people on this side of the toilet are really Gou, they don't even look at the fight outside, they just nest in the toilet, are they men!
Xiao Chenghe looked at the direction of the toilet with disdain, it really is, it is not good to fish in itself, and the first time I encountered it was Gou Yu, why is it called Gou Yu, what ******* or something, Xiao Cheng He doesn't care, these two people squatting in the toilet should die.
There are 5 seconds left until the safe zone is reduced!
If the opportunity is not something that everyone can grasp, now it is Xiao Chenghe's turn to make a move, because the safe area, no more, no less, just brushed to the toilet, well, more vividly, the back of the toilet is a safe area, but the front door of the toilet is not a safe area......
"Graffiti ......" Xiao Chenghe had a plan, showing a strange smile, if this plan is completed...... "quack, quack, quack......"
Tuya heard a strange laugh, secretly glanced at the eldest brother, and pinched a cold sweat in his heart, although he didn't know who this cold sweat was pinched for, but looking at the evil smile, is someone going to suffer......
"Graffiti...... Xiao Chenghe patted his little brother's shoulder earnestly and asked seriously: "Are you afraid of death?" ”
……
No, big brother wants me to sell my ass again?
Why?
After the previous wave of bridge blockade and robbery, Tuya deeply realized that he was too anxious and sold his ass for his eldest brother more than once...... cough cough, and then was pulled up by the eldest brother again, why is the eldest brother asking this question again now......
This time, Tuya decided to be a little more cowardly, because he had already been knocked down twice, and the last time he clearly felt the second knockdown bleed faster, and if his grandmother died again, wouldn't it be a river of blood......
"Afraid of death!" Graffiti emboldened the courage to say.
Siu Cheng Ho: ......
Fuck, isn't this little brother already trained by him to die safely, phew, the kind that is not afraid of death, why does he look greedy for life and afraid of death now, do you think that he, the eldest brother, does not have the spirit of a king?
This is different from what is written in the script!
Xiao Chenghe's prepared expression of "death for confidants" was wasted, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, if there was a frying pan behind his buttocks, he would definitely be killed by a pot, but no.
Graffiti found that the boss didn't say anything, thinking that he could escape the catastrophe, and he couldn't help but cheer for the boss in his heart......
But then, the joy of graffiti came to an abrupt end......
"I lose three-two-one, if I don't get in the car after driving, I'll leave you here!" Xiao Chenghe is not joking, now that there is no gunfire on the other side of the mountain, it is estimated that the enemy has been solved or solved by the enemy, if he does not transfer his position now, he will not be beaten into a sieve!
"Don't, don't, don't, big brother, how can you leave me alone, big brother, I am old and young, I just hope this business can ...... No, big brother, you took me out and pretended to be forced, you can't let me stay alone and be struck by thunder, big brother! Tuya immediately hugged Xiao Chenghe's arm and shouted out one by one, as if someone was going to kill him, how miserable and miserable it was.
"Go, go, hurry up, our action this time is called: block the toilet!" Xiao Chenghe scolded with a smile, which pot is not opened, who told Tuya to leave him here, can't you make a joke, the little brother really has no sense of humor.
……
At this time, the toilet.
Bamboo pole and mouse, two people in the toilet kept shivering, they are good at yin, not good at hitting the front, this time there is not only a wave of enemies behind the stones, it seems that there is more terrible, squatting on the other side of the mountain like them in this toilet.
"It's even worse than us, these people!" The bamboo pole was indignant, really, they were already yin enough to play games, but they didn't expect that there was yin outside the yin, and the way he and the mouse didn't seem to be enough to compare with others.
"Yes, yes, you're right, let me drink a bottle of drink first, this drink feels good...... It's refreshing! "Mouse smash it, smash it, and open another bottle beautifully, but I don't know that there are already many jars on the ground......
"the mouse, you leave a little for labor, you only have a total of six bottles of drinks, and there are five cans on the ground!" The bamboo pole was shocked, this Nima is going to be defeated by the mouse loser, the blood volume of this product has been beaten back, why do you drink so many drinks!
"Bamboo pole, hey, don't tell me yet, is there a sound of cars outside......" The mouse burped and said suspiciously.
"Eh, shhh......hh Be quiet, it seems that there really is, and it is getting closer and closer to us! ”
……
Bang bang......
Nima's stupid forced car to block the labor-management toilet door!