Chapter 17: The World Is Small
Lin Muya led Meng Jiulang down the mountain, this time Lin Muya slowed down, she didn't want the undefeated Dongfang who was unchangeable to her friends and foes to see that she knew martial arts, and Meng Jiulang also followed slowly.
For the person she just picked up, Lin Muya habitually advised: "Let's go to my master now, my master is old, afraid of noise, and his temper is not good, don't make her angry, whether you can eat or not depends on your performance??????"
Meng Jiulang only asked, "Is your master a man or a woman?" After getting the answer, he was relieved, there are no women in the world that he can't handle, from eighty old ladies to three-year-old dolls!
After Grandma Zhi saw Meng Jiulang, she was indeed distracted.
Meng Jiulang threw a smug expression at Lin Muya.
Grandma Weave invited him to sit down and asked, "Where are you from and what is your name?" ”
Meng Jiulang thanked him and sat down straight: "Hello sister, you are so beautiful!" My name is Meng Jiulang, and there is a big green mountain in the north of Yueshan Mansion, and my family lives there! ”
"Smack!" Grandma Weave slapped Meng Jiulang in the face with a loud slap.
Lin Muya's eyes popped out, and the master slapped someone so happily!
Meng Jiulang was stupid, he was beaten by an old lady and he didn't dodge? Meng Jiulang stretched out his hand to cover his face, and tears flashed in his eyes: "Sister, why are you beating someone?" ”
Grandma Weaver shouted: "Don't call me sister!" Lin Muya laughed out loud next to her, was glared at by her master, and obediently lowered her head, her face flushed.
Meng Jiulang was puzzled, don't all women of age like to be praised for their youth?
Grandma Zhi explained to him: "Is your mother's name Meng Yao?" That's right, we know each other, although we later became enemies, but I won't transfer our grievances to your younger generation, you call me Grandma Weaving like everyone else, don't call me sister big or small! Grandma Weaving paused and asked again, "Is your mother okay?" ”
Meng Jiulang said: "My mother died of illness two years ago. ”
Grandma Zhi nodded when she heard this, but she didn't react much, and looked Meng Jiulang up and down: "Your mother has passed away, I think I am still qualified to say two things about you: What do you do as a girl, dressed as a man, and look weird?" ”
Meng Jiulang really cried this time: "Grandma Weaving, I'm a man, pure masters!" ”
Lin Muya dropped a sentence: "I'll cook for him!" Hurrying to the kitchen, laughter came unbridledly.
Grandma Zhi was also embarrassed, and muttered to herself: "This stinky girl, can you cook, don't burn my pot!" "Also went to the kitchen. Leave Meng Jiulang alone there to cry and wipe away tears for his manly image!
Grandma Zhi was obviously a little absent-minded after seeing the deceased, Lin Muya was worried about the problem of stinky balls, and she was not in the mood to study, so the two of them made a very happy decision to have a holiday today.
Lin Muya waited quietly for Meng Jiulang to eat and drink enough, and asked impatiently, "Did you really raise a monkey and get lost?" What does it look like? ”
Meng Jiulang was not busy answering, he didn't know where to take out a handkerchief, and carefully wiped his mouth and hands.
Lin Muya saw that his orchid fingers were good-looking, and she couldn't help pinching one, and put on a posture that a female flower girl often has, which was very interesting, and laughed with a smile.
Meng Jiulang folded the handkerchief and said slowly: "Yes, Xiaoya, let me tell you, this monkey I raised, but it's smart, I named it Dawang, right?" The king is not good at all, too much like me! Bold and open-minded, he doesn't like to stay at home. ”
Lin Muya didn't know what was going on with her, she obviously looked very pleasing to the eye, why did she want to go up and beat him up so much?
Lin Muya looked at her orchid finger and snorted to restore her hand to its original state!
Lin Muya: "Big brother, do you still want to find a monkey?" If you want to find it, just say it, don't be useless. ”
Meng Jiulang: "Looking for it, didn't you ask the king what he looked like, I don't know how to say what it looks like, the king is the same as other monkeys, with a monkey head and a monkey face." By the way, he is very fond of catching lice, and I know him when I see him! ”
Lin Muya sent it with wide eyes, and she was now sure that the stinky ball was the monkey this guy was looking for. In fact, Lin Muya had a hunch that the stinky ball had an owner, otherwise how could she be so smart? It's just that I didn't expect it to be such an unreliable person, so I mourned for the stinky ball for three seconds!
Lin Muya saw that the wind and snow outside were even bigger, and she was worried that the little monkey was frozen, so she hurried this guy to get up: "Hurry up and go up the mountain to find the monkey!" ”
Meng Jiulang didn't move: "Give me two whole clothes, it's too cold outside!" First of all, don't give me ugly clothes, and you won't wear them even if you are killed. ”
Lin Muya was speechless, whose eldest young master didn't close it and ran out?
Grandma Weaving heard that Meng Jiulang was going to find a monkey, so she was very enthusiastic to find clothes to lend him to wear!
Grandma Weaving rummaged through the cabinets to find clothes, and said slowly: "Look at this weather, windy and snowy, it is very sinful to go out, you are afraid that you will not be able to find it alone, we Xiaoya is running in the mountains, this neighborhood is very familiar, and it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort to help you." I don't want to go around in circles, my relationship with your mother, I care if you have a meal, help you find the monkey, we Xiaoya can't work in vain, you can teach our Xiaoya your royal beast as a thank you gift. ”
Lin Muya stared at her master with wide eyes, how could her old man be taken by her uncle?
Meng Jiulang is two years older than Si Yu Sibao: "Xiao Ya help me with this big favor, and it is also appropriate to teach a beast decision, but Grandma Weaving, you also know that our family has patriarchs and elders, all of whom are old and stubborn, if you know that Xiao Ya has learned the beast battle with me, she will definitely kill me, and it will also bring trouble to Xiao Ya, I am just a little shrimp, I have no right to teach people privately, Grandma Weaving pity me!" ”
Grandma Weaving snorted, planning to give Meng Jiulang a sheepskin jacket to wear, but who knew that this guy was sharp-eyed and quick, and pulled out a white fox fur under the box: "I want to wear this!" ”
Grandma Weaving snatched it and only said, "The Royal Beast Fight!" ”
Meng Jiulang thought for a long time: "Grandma Weaving, the royal beast is really not good!" I'm okay with my own guzheng playing, can I teach Xiaoya? ”
Lin Muya sometimes imagines that she is a classical lady who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and when she heard this, she hurriedly said: "This is good, this is good!" ”
Meng Jiulang finally got his wish and put on the fox fur, and the white fox fur took advantage of Meng Jiulang's face to be full of charm, and the male and female could not change!
Grandma Weaving sighed: "Don't blame me for being wrong, it's this poor child who was reincarnated in the wrong place!" ”
Originally, Grandma Weaving wore an ankle-length shirt, but when she arrived at this product, she only covered the length of her hips, Lin Muya suddenly remembered that Grandma Weaving first asked Meng Jiulang to sit down and then slapped him, if you don't sit, how can you hit it? The picture is so beautiful, Lin Muya doesn't dare to think about it!
Lin Muya and Meng Jiulang returned the same way, and they still needed to bring a few people to carry the monkey, and the three over-energetic bear children were the best choice in Lin Muya's heart!
As a result, as soon as the two parties met, there was another drama of meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country, and one shouted: "Little leaf!" One called: "Brother Jiulang!" ”
Seeing the two men crying with joy, almost hugging their heads and crying, Lin Muya shook her head and sighed: This world is too small!