"Even if you can't enlarge your belly, you can be called pregnant? I said, Brother Zhang, what do you mean by that? I don't understand! I didn't understand his best words.

Hearing me ask, Brother Zhang stood up, then patted his stomach and said to me, "Brother, do you think my stomach is normal?" ”

"This... To be honest, you're not fat, you can even say you're thin, but you have a bulging beer belly, which is really weird to say. ”

"That's right, that's what I'm going to say, do you know what's going on with my belly?"

"What's going on?" I asked, glancing at his stomach.

"To tell you the truth, Sister-in-law Kui said that she had deduced the location of the cemetery through the so-called metaphysical method, and I really found the cemetery according to her instructions. At that time, my sister-in-law told me that this was an official tomb full of priceless antiques, and then I found a few friends and started robbing the tomb. ”

Exhaling lightly, Brother Zhang continued: "When the tomb robbery mouth is dug up, I will be the first to enter." After entering, I found that there was a lot of black gas in the tomb of Black Bushon, and my mouth opened and closed, which made me take several puffs. How did I know that in the next half month, my belly grew every day, and it didn't take long for it to become like this. Afterwards, something happened to this cemetery, and I realized that my stomach had unconsciously spilled into a lot of evil energy, which is why my belly was bulging! ”

"Huh? No... Can't you? You say it's the evil spirit that stretches your belly? Is it as evil as you say? "I was taken aback.

"You see that you kid still don't believe it, let me tell you, it's because of this belly that pretends to be evil, I can be regarded as defeating eight lifetimes of blood mold! If it weren't for every day... Ay! Don't talk about it, you shouldn't know it, and I don't want to say it! ”

Sighing fiercely, Brother Zhang said to me again: "Anyway, warn you, don't believe the words of that sister-in-law, she even cheats her own man, not to mention that you are an outsider!" Well, that's all I say, believe it or not. Then you can go, and I'll have to go to the hotel in a moment. ”

"To the hotel? What for? I asked him curiously.

At that time, Brother Zhang smiled bitterly and said, "I told you that you don't believe it, I lost the book, which means that I don't have a few days to live." I don't want to have some regrets when I die. Today I spent money early to date two chicks, accompany me to the hotel to be happy, let me be chic for a few days, a few times for the gods, and I didn't live in vain! ”

After saying this, Brother Zhang waved his hand at me, signaling that I could go out.

When I came out of Brother Zhang's office, I had mixed feelings.

I'm wondering, is Brother Zhang's warning to me reliable? What kind of relationship does he really have with his sister-in-law?

Also, why did Brother Zhang lose his book and not be alive for a few days? Is it that serious?

And what makes me most depressed is... Thinking of Brother Zhang saying just now that he went to the hotel to find two chicks, I suddenly felt that I was really alive and well.

I'm thinking, I'm still a virgin, but Brother Zhang has already started to be a double non! If one day I hang up, and this virgin body is still there, then wouldn't I be a man in vain?!

It just so happened that Lin Li took the initiative to give her a hug recently, do you want to find her to completely liberate my male body? In this case, even if I die, I have at least been a man!

But as soon as this idea was formed, I ruthlessly stifled it, and now Lin Li makes me feel more and more unfamiliar, and it makes me more and more uneasy, so I still don't provoke him less. Just rushed to her to deal with her sister's funeral, if I really had that relationship with her, maybe I would have a shorter life!

After coming out of the Ministry of Security, I first went to see her at Lu Hang's. But what abused the dog was that as soon as I pushed the door in, I saw Lu Hang actually hugging the little nurse of Peugeot, which made me depressed and depressed. Hurry up and go out today, haven't you read the yellow calendar?

When I left the hospital and took a taxi to the entrance of the community where I lived, I didn't know what the damn weather was like, the originally clear sky suddenly became cloudy, and our area suddenly became foggy, the fog was white, and the visibility was about 100 meters. And at this time, I suddenly saw a woman with heavy makeup and colorful clothes coming towards me.

The woman is also twenty-five or sixteen, she is carrying a powder bag in her left hand, holding a cigarette in her right hand, and she is twisting and twisting towards the outside of the community.

I've seen this woman before, she's a well-known ticker in our old neighborhood, and a masseuse in the hotel in front of the city train station. If it sounds good, it's a masseuse, and if it sounds bad, it's a chicken. Usually, the single dicks or horny old men in our community have patronized her business. I'm actually very interested in her figure and her charm, but I think a woman like her is too dirty, and if she doesn't do it well, she will easily get sick, so I don't usually like to touch her much.

But today, thinking of Brother Zhang's words, thinking of the picture of Lu Hang and the little nurse, and thinking that I am still a virgin with my life in danger at any time, my whole head exploded at that time!

I don't know why, seeing her walking vigor, I suddenly had a very uncomfortable feeling.

Glancing at her twisted figure again, I couldn't resist it anymore, I thought to myself, things have not gone well recently, many people are not credible, and there are always fatal strange things, it is better to find her to let go, as long as I bring safety "equipment", I guess I will not be "poisoned", besides, our community has done it with her, and I have not heard of anyone who is sick.

With that in mind, I followed. After I turned around and followed her for some distance, I walked quickly to her side, then patted her on the shoulder and said, "What, beauty, wait a minute?" ”

Seeing that I patted her on the shoulder, the girl first turned around gracefully, then spat at me, and then swept the shoulder that I had patted with the hand holding the cigarette, and shook the wavy curly hair, and then replied to me proudly: "Do you have clean hands, just touch my shoulder?" How? Something to do with Miss Ben. ”

Seeing her ask, I looked at the people around me, and then said to her: "I know what you do, I don't beat around the bush, how much money will I have with you?" ”

Seeing me ask, she first looked at me stunned, and then said to me, "Know me?" A hundred, do you want to? ”

"Okay! Where to go! "I can't wait.

"Go to the hotel in front of our station! Where else can I go? Do you want to be on the street? ”

"It's too far in front of the station, why don't you find a place, and I'll give you a hundred more lines? Anyway, now that it's foggy, find a hidden place, it's hard for others to see. As I spoke, I took out two hundred dollars.

Seeing that I took out two hundred dollars, the woman's eyes lit up, and then she took it casually. Then she pointed to a garbage dump on the side, and then said to me, "Go there, there is no one there, and there is a tree next to it, so it's easy to hold on." ”

"Huh? A garbage dump? What a taste it is! "I'm a little reluctant.

"Okay, it's good to have land, you can't let me mess with you on the street, right? Anyway, the money is in my hands, it's up to you whether to go or not! This girl said to me without being salty.

"Go! Why don't you go! Walking! ”

So, one after the other, we went to the garbage dump......