Chapter Ninety-Eight: On the Tao?
Big brother, I want to go home. Zhang Wei said pitifully to Yun Feng.
"Home? Where to go? Yun Feng asked suspiciously.
"Of course, it's back to your private space, and all my belongings are with you." Zhang Wei said. "Huh." Yun Feng looked at Zhang Wei mockingly, now he knows that he is hiding, why didn't he think of it now when he pretended to be forced at the beginning.
"Jade Emperor, you don't have to ask me about the rent reduction, from now on the Three Realms will be my uncle Zhang Wei's." Sun Wukong said to the Jade Emperor.
"What Three Realms is mine, Wukong, you have learned badly, and you are ready to combo if you don't enjoy it once!" Zhang Wei looked at Sun Wukong sadly and said.
"Uncle Shi, you misunderstood, don't you remember what I once said? I once wanted my uncle to be the landlord of the Three Realms and live a chartered life. Sun Wukong explained with a smile.
"When the landlord of the Three Realms 、、、、、、" Zhang Wei fell into a reverie, he seemed to see Chang'e beckoning to him, seeing Guanyin smiling at him, Xianzhen eating a plate and pouring a plate, immortal wine drinking a sip and spitting, the Three Realms are mine, I am happy to play! But should it be accepted?
"Hey! 、、、、、、" Zhang Wei let out a long sigh and looked sad.
"What? Intrigued? Yun Feng asked.
"Heartbeat is heartbeat, I am I can't! I hate it!" Zhang Wei looked up to the sky and sighed. "Hate? What do you have to hate? Nuwa ate a bite of Linglong Chicken Nuggets, this Linglong Chicken is a specialty of the Journey to the West World, the taste is simply delicious, so far Yunfeng and his party have not moved much in other dishes, but this inconspicuous Linglong chicken nuggets have been eaten five plates.
"I hate myself, I used to think that my realm was not invincible in the world, but it was still okay to laugh at the rivers and lakes. But today I know that I was wrong, and I am still a little far from the realm of legends without shame. Zhang Wei said regretfully.
"This means that you can still be saved, and if you really have no shame in the slightest, I will consider whether to format you and rewrite the program." Yun Feng glanced at Zhang Wei and sneered.
At this time, the most embarrassing thing was not Zhang Wei but the Jade Emperor who was sitting next to him, the Jade Emperor, as the nominal lord of the Three Realms of Heavenly Court, was wronged and begged to be the first to accompany Sun Wukong to eat the Dan banquet, and set up a banquet to invite Yunfeng to them.
It's not to reduce the rent a little, but now Yunfeng and Zhang Wei are pulling around, the Jade Emperor has the heart to interject, but he is afraid of annoying who will make the previous effort in vain, but he doesn't speak, but he feels very embarrassed and very aggrieved, thinking that my dignified Jade Emperor has unknowingly fallen to such a point?
"Wukong, give the Jade Emperor a letter, and we'll go back to Huaguo Mountain for the rest." Yun Feng felt that this Jade Emperor was as easy to talk as the legend, so he had a good impression of this Jade Emperor.
"Okay, the rent of Heavenly Court will be reduced by two percent, and you can look at what you pay for, you can't fool me anyway." Since the master has spoken, Sun Wukong also said it very simply.
Then the group came to Huaguo Mountain, 5,000 years of time did not seem to have any effect on Huaguo Mountain, the mountain is still the same mountain, and even the mountain path is still winding on the mountainside.
Everyone came to the small world that Yunfeng once opened up, which was at best a foothold for Yunfeng in this world, but because of Sun Wukong, this place was a little different.
For Zhang Wei, the more than 50 years he spent here was so short and long, and it was here that he gradually adapted to the identity of the transcendent, and from here he began to jump out of the boundaries of ordinary people's thinking and deal with problems in a broader way.
For Sun Wukong, this is where he was born and raised, where he experienced the happiest and most carefree time of his life, and where his most precious memories are stored.
As for Nuwa and Shen Mengyu, this is the first time they have come here, and they are curious, but after seeing it, they don't feel much of it.
Just after a group of people fell into a temporary silence with their own thoughts, Sun Wukong suddenly received a message and said to Yun Feng: "Master, the senior Bo said that he would come to visit you later. ”
"Bodhi Ancestor?" It was Shen Mengyu who spoke, she knew that Sun Wukong's real master should be Bodhi Ancestor, and now Bodhi Ancestor is coming to see Yunfeng to ask about the teacher or just get to know him.
"Sister Mengyu, do you know the Bo senior?" Sun Wukong asked curiously, from where did Zhang Wei know that Nuwa and Shen Mengyu were people from another world.
"I don't know, I'm just curious, curious." It is impossible for Shen Mengyu to tell Sun Wukong that your master should have been Bodhi Ancestor, and you were cut off by your master, so you can only cover it up dryly.
"The Bodhisattva senior has helped me a few times, and he is one of the few people I admire in the Three Realms in terms of cultivation and knowledge." Sun Wukong said.
"You are the best in the world and still admire people? And who else do you admire?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.
"If you count one, the Buddha Dao of Buddhism is cultivated, Zhenyuan Daxian is counted as one, I have seen the deepest hidden one in his immortal road, and the last one is the Bodhisattva of Jizo, hell is not empty and does not become a Buddha, not to mention other light perseverance and perseverance are worth learning from me." Sun Wukong said.
"Since this Bodhi has helped you, then I will personally go over and express my gratitude by the way." Yun Feng said.
"Okay" After a while, Sun Wukong told Yun Feng the spatial coordinates where Bodhi Ancestor was located, and then Yun Feng teleported over according to this coordinate.
Yun Feng went to see Bodhi Ancestor to really express his gratitude, after all, people had helped his apprentice a few times, as for whether it would be embarrassing, Yun Feng said that he didn't have it at all.
Not to mention that Sun Wukong worships Bodhi Ancestor as a teacher, it is just said in Journey to the West, whether this world will happen is not certain, and even if Sun Wukong really worships Bodhi Ancestor as a teacher in the future, what will it be, now Sun Wukong is already his Yunfeng's apprentice.
As soon as Yun Feng appeared, he saw a person with white hair and white beard, who looked like a Buddha and not a Buddha, sitting in front of a stone table, and there was a stone bench and a hot tea floating in white mist, as if he had been waiting for a long time.
Yun Feng sat on the stone bench, took a sip of the tea on the table, and said, "This tea is very good." ”
On the other side of the table must be the Bodhi Ancestor, only to see the Bodhi Ancestor show a smile but not a smile and ask, "What is the Tao?" ”
Yun Feng's first reaction when he heard this sentence was, why is this sentence so familiar, the second reaction was, this sentence is really fucking pretending, and the third reaction is, can this old thing speak human words?
According to the usual process, Yun Feng should answer, Dao Ke Dao is very Dao, and the forced style is also quite high, but there seems to be a Taishang Laojun in this world, and this sentence will drop countless times in an instant.
If you pretend to be a little forced, Yun Feng can say, I am the Tao, this sentence can be described as a domineering side leak, I believe that the Bodhi Ancestor Technique will be shocked even if he does not bow and worship.
But this kind of Yun Feng doesn't like it very much, although Yun Feng is indeed very domineering, in a sense, the sentence I am the Tao is not an exaggeration on Yun Feng, but Yun Feng just doesn't like it.
"What's my business?" Yun Feng glanced at Bodhi Ancestor and continued to drink tea, this is a true portrayal of Yun Feng's heart, from birth to now, Yun Feng has really never thought about this problem, no matter what he does, Yun Feng feels that even if he is idle, he will not think about this kind of problem that is already painful in his opinion.
Bodhi Ancestor almost held back his internal injuries, Yun Feng's answer almost made him vomit blood, especially after Yun Feng finished speaking, the contempt with contempt, and the eyes with idiocy in the contempt seemed to be a big move on the Bodhi Ancestor Yuanshen.
The Dao of the Bodhi Ancestor is quite high, although he has not been checked for a while, and he has been hit by Yunfeng, but it is nothing to the defense and HP of the Bodhi Ancestor.
"What is the law?" Bodhi Ancestor asked again.
Yun Feng was instantly embarrassed when he heard it, this Bodhi Ancestor is still endless! Can you still talk normally! A normal human would die!
"It's my business!" This time, Yun Feng's tone was a little aggravated.
"What's fate?" Bodhi Ancestor seems to be getting more and more frustrated, and he has made a third shot.
Fuck me! It's really not over, Yun Feng took a sip of tea and spit out a sentence: "Speak well, I'll leave immediately after three more words!"
"Why are you leaving?" Bodhi Ancestor asked.
I rub, four words! This bastard can't mean it, right, are the so-called masters of the Tao like this? Looks like I'm going to have to stay away from this kind of crowd in the future.
"It seems that the two of us don't have a common language anymore." Yun Feng got up and was about to leave.
"Hey, don't be in a hurry to go, fellow Daoist, we haven't talked about it yet!" Bodhi Ancestor hurriedly got up and said.
"So you can talk well, were you deliberately playing with me before?" Yun Feng's face was expressionless, and there was a trace of cold light in his eyes.
Yun Feng was very angry, but Bodhi Ancestor felt very aggrieved, the master discussed the mystery of words, every sentence of Zen, every sentence is a collision of the two ideas, every word is the friction between their respective Taos, Bodhi Ancestor thought that this would be an exciting and once-in-a-lifetime encounter, but he never expected that the result would be Yun Feng's non-cooperation.
"Hey!" Bodhi Ancestor still felt very regretful, he had been stuck in a bottleneck for a long time, he thought that even if he couldn't break through immediately after seeing Yun Feng, he would at least get some inspiration, but Yun Feng didn't give him a chance.
"Daoyou, please sit, I wanted to discuss with Daoyou, but Daoyou didn't want to, hey, I didn't have the opportunity!" Bodhi Ancestor didn't know where to take out another pot of tea, poured a cup for Yun Feng and said.
On the Tao? A big question mark appeared in Yun Feng's head, this is the first time someone has discussed with him, although it is the first time, Yun Feng is not very cold, in Yun Feng's opinion, the so-called argument is to eat enough and have nothing to do, completely ignoring that he is purely full and does not know that he is hungry.
"Can we speak normally now?" Since Bodhi Ancestor is not playing with himself, Yun Feng does not plan to continue to be angry.