161 Let the people tremble for you
"Where are all your makeup?"
After a long time, Yu Mantang took a cold shower, and silently carried Zhou Tian with the Five Elements Righteous Qi, and suppressed the fire by refining and refining the qi, and after coming out, the two of them were embarrassed because of what happened just now, so without waiting for Yan Yuchen to speak, Yu Mantang quickly changed the topic.
"Transform ...... Cosmetics? What do you want all this for? ”
Yan Jichen was indeed a little embarrassed, not only embarrassed, but also a little shy, indignant and didn't know how to face it, plus there were some other things to worry about, which made her heart a mess. So when Yu Mantang went to take a shower of cold water, she subconsciously drank several glasses of wine, except for two glasses of red wine that entered Yu Mantang's stomach, the rest all went into her stomach, not to mention, she took out another bottle of wine, and when Yu Mantang came out, it was already more than half a bottle.
So at this time, hearing Yu Mantang ask where her cosmetics were, although Yan Jichen was puzzled, she still subconsciously stood up and wanted to find it for him, but because she drank a lot of wine, her body shook several times, and finally she didn't stand up, and fell back into the sofa directly.
"Uh, I'm a little dizzy, you can find it yourself, it's in my suitcase, the little one."
Yu Mantang frowned slightly, his eyes were full of thought and concern, and he looked at Yan Yuchen, wanting to ask directly, but there were some things that he could know, but he couldn't say it easily, and he couldn't do it, so Yu Mantang didn't say anything, he could only treat it as if he didn't see it, but he remembered it in his heart.
Thinking about some things that Yan Yuchen inadvertently revealed, Yu Mantang found the smaller suitcase a little absentmindedly, and opened it without any defense, but as soon as he opened the suitcase, his eyes widened in disbelief!
Red, pink, purple, white, and even black, cotton, silk, silk, and even some lace cutouts, big, small, thick, thin, and even a few super sexy bikinis made of several small straps!
In this small suitcase, in addition to a small cosmetic bag, the rest is actually a variety of underwear and underwear, with a wide variety and style.
Conservative, cool, breathable, close-fitting, loose-fitting, comfortable to wear, and some seductive crime, even the finely crafted handmade belly pockets have two!
Looking at this dazzling array of intimate items of her daughter's house, which is like a small treasure trove, Yu Mantang couldn't help but feel the same nose, and reached out to touch it, but her mother had a nosebleed?
Holy, it's not scientific! Labor and management can be regarded as battle-hardened, the films have been filmed for more than half a year, dozens of films, the top 100 well-known actresses slept for more than half of them, all kinds of unexpected tricks, all of them have been practiced in actual combat and made into teaching copywriting and spread all over the world, how can it be possible to have a nosebleed just by seeing a few close-fitting clothes?
But think about Yan Jichen's figure and appearance, and then think about her temperament and character, especially the moment when she was dressed in a faint purple-blue Moon Palace dress and holding a white jade rabbit in her arms and chuckled, look at these again, and then think about what kind of scenery these things are wearing on Yan Jichen......
Poof.
Yu Mantang clearly heard the sound of a blood vessel bursting, and another nosebleed flowed out, if it weren't for Yu Mantang subconsciously raised his face and covered his nostrils with his hands, most of the treasures in this suitcase would probably be scrapped.
"Ahh No! Don't look at it! ”
At this time, Yan Yuchen, who was drunk, also suddenly remembered something, and after shaking his head vigorously to sober himself up a little, he suddenly sounded, his cosmetics were in the same suitcase as some collected underwear. At this time, Yu Mantang went to open the box to find cosmetics, so he would inevitably see his own private clothes, so he ran over with an exclamation, and saw Yu Mantang carrying the lid of the suitcase with one hand, covering his nose with the other hand, and looking up at the ceiling!
"Ahh You bastard! ”
Yan Yuchen pounced with a scream, and then directly retreated to the side of Yu Mantang, and covered the box in a panic, forgetting to even close the zipper, and hid under the bed in a panic, seeing that Yu Mantang did not stop him, he looked at Yu Mantang with a slight sigh of relief.
"What the hell are you thinking, you bastard?"
Hey? This sentence seems to be very familiar, it seems that when I was just called in by her just now, the first sentence or the second sentence is this, right?
At this time, Yu Mantang still had something else to think about, or rather, she had to force herself to think about something else, otherwise, he was really afraid of doing something irreparable.
He is a young man with strong blood, and he is also a young man whose needs in this area are far more than ten or even a hundred times that of ordinary people, and he has just barely suppressed the fire with cold water and refining and refining qi, but in a blink of an eye, he was hooked up by the treasure in that box, and even his generation of gun gods had nosebleeds, which shows how angry he is at this time, it is simply a super volcano that will erupt at any time, and he is afraid that he will accidentally be burned by the spurting flames.
And what about Yan Yuchen?
Beauty drunk ...... These four words alone are enough to arouse people's infinite reverie, not to mention that the beauty in front of her is still the most beautiful Chang'e in ten millions, at this time is not only drunk and coquettish cute, coquettish and moving, but also because she was playing and couldn't get up but fell on the sofa before, as well as the panic when she just pounced, and the hurry when hiding the box, making her very casual and loose home clothes have long been messy and abnormal, and it is a strange temptation.
Yu Mantang doesn't force himself to think about something else, I'm afraid the consequences are really unimaginable.
"What can I think? Let's not talk about it, get me something to plug my nostrils! ”
The two of them were in a hurry, and they were also a little flustered to find a tissue to plug their nostrils, Yu Mantang took out a heart purification charm to extinguish the fire and calm his mind, and took out a mantra to repair the ruptured capillaries.
"The cosmetics you want!"
After such a fuss just now, Yan Jichen's wine woke up a little, but it was only temporary, and because of the sudden movement just now, he was already soft and unable to stand up at this time, so he could only half-lean on the bed, but still in the time when Yu Mantang entered the bathroom, he took out all his cosmetics, and put them on the dresser.
"What do you want cosmetics for?"
Yu Mantang knew that what Yan Yuchen actually wanted to say was that if he hadn't used cosmetics for no reason, he wouldn't have seen those intimate things.
But Yu Mantang was very glad that he had an idea to use cosmetics before, although he wanted to transfer the embarrassment, but in the end it was even more embarrassing than just now, but because of this, he saw that it was impossible to see it under ordinary circumstances, and Yu Mantang really made a lot of money.
"Didn't you say before that I wasn't the same person as the missing Dongying Spear God? I just want to tell you with the facts that that person is me, because I know a special craft, disguise! ”
After speaking, Yu Mantang didn't care about Yan Jichen's reaction, picked up those cosmetics and started to operate them very skillfully, and he didn't know where to find two things that looked like a film, but in ten minutes, Yu Mantang stopped what he was doing, turned his head and said with a lewd smile at Yan Jichen: "Kunichiva!" ”
"Ahh
Yan Jichen, who had been half-drunk and half-awake, didn't notice what Yu Mantang had done, and was curious at first, but Yu Mantang didn't say a word or answer, and Yan Jichen, who was full, also lost his curiosity, half-leaning on the head of the bed and squinting at the ceiling slightly, not knowing what he was thinking, until suddenly a Japanese voice sounded in his ears, and he subconsciously turned his head and saw a familiar and unfamiliar big bald head.
"You...... You...... Are you full? How did you do that? ”
It took a long time for Yan Yuchen to react, although he didn't even know how to change it, and even his hair was gone, and he became a shiny big bald head, but the clothes on his body did not change, and his sitting position did not change, Yan Jichen immediately reflected it.
"Niu, don't be so surprised, you should call me Mr. Oki or Mr. Tony now!"
Yes, when Yu Mantang went to a certain hot debut, the disguised person was Mr. Tony Ohki, the little devil's version of the copycat Chou Dong.
"So, the missing spear god of Dongying back then was really you?"
After a long time, Yan Jichen reacted, and did not care about Yu Mantang's poor mouth, but stared at Yu Mantang back and forth for a long time with strange eyes, and even made Yu Mantang stand up, while she dragged Yu Mantang, half pressed on his body and circled back and forth several times, up and down, inside and out, and carefully looked at him for a long time.
"Of course, if it's fake! If it weren't for the fact that I had ever gotten the God of Guns, and I was confident that I would be able to get the title of God of Guns again in my original identity, and that I could legally be polygamous, I would never have provoked Xi Xi and Tutu at the same time. You didn't believe it before, you just thought I lied to you, whether it was the promise that I could give the two of them, or the reason why I came out to steal, you didn't believe it, now the facts are in front of you, Sister Jue Chen, you won't have any more doubts this time, right? ”
"Not necessarily, you're just proving your makeup, no, it's a transfiguration? You've only proven that you're so good at disguise that you can make up as Tony Biggi, but you can't prove that you're Tony Biggi! ”
Yu Mantang was stunned: "Then how do you want me to prove it?" ”
Yan Jichen's body pressed forward, and with a push of his hand, he directly pushed Yu Mantang back on the bed, and she also pressed directly on Yu Mantang's body: "Can you prove it if you try it?" ”
As he spoke, Yan Jichen took off the home clothes on his upper body with his backhand, revealing the proud milk source base, and under Yu Mantang's unbelievable eyes, he even ripped off the buttons of Yu Mantang's clothes, and he didn't know where she got so much strength.
"Sister Jue Chen, don't be like this, you're drunk!"
Yan Yuchen stopped his movements when he heard this, slowly leaned down and kissed Yu Mantang's mouth lightly, and then moved his mouth to Yu Mantang's ear: "Don't ask why, don't care what I want to do, the only thing I can tell you is that although I have drunk, I am sober, at least, I am sober now!" ”
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