The backyard of the villa is the first time I have entered.

Obviously, Yan Yiru ran to find Scar as if he was pulling me to the end of the world a few days ago, and it felt like many years had passed.

The yard is not large, with a willow tree. The evening breeze is blowing, and the willow branches gently sway are extremely graceful, exuding a slightly romantic atmosphere.

Scar pulled a table, set up an incense holder, and didn't use a stove, but leisurely lit a black, thick, and long incense.

To be honest, my impression of incense has always stayed in the incense class in the toilet. Mixed with the smell of rancid food or excrement, it feels old and disgusting.

Otherwise, those who tell fortunes and have red nails will also burn incense in the shop, as if smoke fills the shop and makes it follow the fire, and others will be fooled into it.

But the scent of Scar is really different, I remember smelling it in a temple on the hill a long time ago.

It's not exactly the same smell, but it has the same effect: you'll feel refreshed, relaxed, and then very relaxed.

Scar didn't use a lighter or a match to light the incense, but I saw that he was like a magician, and a small flame came out between his fingers, and then the incense was lit.

I secretly made up my mind that I must learn a set of this handsome move, and I will take it back to tease my sister.

In the midst of the smoke, Scar sat cross-legged on the ground, like an old monk who had settled down, and slowly said to me, "You can sit down on the spot." ”

I sat down and prepared to listen to him talk about a passage on the profound nature of the Bodhisattva of Meditation, or the path, the path, the extraordinary path. The name is famous, and the name is not very famous.

It didn't.

Scar didn't speak quickly, but the words were unusually clear: "In fact, ghosts and gods already exist, and the difference lies in whether they can be explained by reasonable theories. ”

I nodded, that's the difference between science and metaphysics.

It's just that the status is much worse than one word.

Take a chestnut:

Scientists generally have a halo, and if you want your parents to go out and say, "Eh, my Xiao Ming is a scientist and works at the Academy of Sciences", that is, the neighbors worship you in the street, and the three aunts and six mothers-in-law are unwilling to introduce you to a blind date, because they want to leave it to their daughters.

If your parents go out and say, "Well, my Xiao Ming is telling fortunes in the alley", then basically everyone will avoid you when they see you, and the three aunts and six women will not introduce you to the object, because they are afraid that you will harm others.

Speaking of which, insert a sentence, I think the above theory about the three aunts and six mothers-in-law reflects a very tragic social reality - that is, why are there 20 million more male singles now, who are obviously all good young people, but why are they always single?

Because the three aunts and six mothers-in-law will not introduce you to the object for whatever reason.

Okay, the topic goes back to the point where science and metaphysics are one word different but the meaning and artistic conception are much worse:

It's like kids like to brag about how my dad can fly; But if you say my dad can jerk off, it's very embarrassing and a little lewd.

Talking and digressing again, of course, it is not only the topic, but also poetry and distance.

My mind was like that of a wild horse on his steppe, and he had already galloped to the place where frankincense was famous.

Scar used a wave of rhythm to open a plug-in for me, which was considered to be coercion and temptation before bringing the topic back.

I found out that Ya is a real Doraemon, say a word and take out a baby.

"The composition of the world has not changed, and the yin and yang are the origin of all things. First of all, according to your Taoist doctrine, Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments. With that, he took out a compass, the earliest compass, and put it on the table.

Then, he gently recited, "Two rituals give birth to four elephants," and then there was one more astrolabe on the table, which was printed in clockwise order with turtles, tigers, birds, and dragons, and the colors were black, white, red, and blue.

I was still too young to feel that I was particularly uninformed, so I couldn't help but ask, "Is this the Blue Dragon White Tiger Vermilion Bird, Xuanwu?" ”

"Are you knowingly asking?" Scar's head didn't lift, and he took out a gossip mirror, "Four elephants are gossiping." ”

For a moment, I felt that I had gone to the era of the Romance of the Gods, and that Yuan Shi Tianzun gave Jiang Ziya what kind of whip did he give him, and I felt that he was going to tie up the immortal rope for me in the next second.

"Since you are my closed disciple, I will definitely pass on everything to you. But you're still too vegetable, so you can only take your time. "Scar didn't mean to bend at all, if I had a glass heart, it would be shattered.

"Take it." I didn't react at first, but when Scar repeated it again, I realized that he had given me all three things, and by the way, he showed off all kinds of tricks.

The Bagua Mirror can generate formations and trap ghosts and demons;

The astrolabe is even more bullish, and it feels like it can be holographically projected into a space of hundreds of miles, and it can find the demonic or abnormal aura magnetic field - after all, the so-called monsters and ghosts are different from our magnetic field - after finding it, you can borrow the astrolabe to remove the demon.

Bullish, too bullish.

No wonder Jiang Ziya was still sent to remove demons in his 80s, and he could also go to work happily.

It's really a pleasure to have a baby.

And buddy took three at a time.

But what the function of the compass was, he didn't tell me. When I asked, he actually said to me, "Of course, the compass is there to prevent you from getting lost." ”

……

It's lost under it.

In the end, Scar gave me a glimpse of what empty joy is.

"As I said, you're too good to handle this. Let's start by mastering the power of the five elements. ”

The co-author is that you give me a fruit seven, and then tell me that you are still a turtle, and you have to learn to use the old man's machine to call and send text messages before I can let you download the APP.

Aggrieved or not? Chest tightness not?

Scar looked at my depressed expression, (I guess my expression is more stumbling than crying, maybe it is more ugly than Uncle Benshan's waist face.) He pulled out five talismans.

"The five attributes of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, you close your eyes and draw one, and I will directly reinstall the system for you."

Draw a random one......

I began to wonder if my master was reliable or not.

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