Bai Wuchang said: "You are Marshal Tianpeng's younger brother Zhang Fart, you ate the elixir of Taishang Laojun, you deserve death, and now you have come to the world to do evil, which is even more of a crime." ”

I said, "It turns out that you are from the heavenly court, and I have to put the people of the underworld in my eyes, but I don't care where you come from, I only know that you are dead today!" ”

Zhang Fang looked at me and said, "Ignorant boy, take it!" ”

I silently recited "defense" in my heart, and the vajra cover immediately protected my body.

Liu Xiaoxue shouted: "Soul Sleeping! Zhang Fart was immediately restrained from acting, "Dao Qi lasts forever, phantom sword technique!" Xiao Bai slashed a lot of swords at Zhang Fart.

"Ahh Zhang Fei forcibly lifted the soul trapping technique and said, "You ants, I've had enough! ”

"Heaven and earth are together, the millennium will not change, and the order will be urgent, and it will be determined!" An old man with a white beard appeared, and the old man turned his head and said, "Young man, thank you for helping me get the Blood Shadow Pill, and in order to thank you, I will help you kill this person!" ”

Zhang Fu couldn't move, and said, "Abominable Heavenly Machine Daoist, you remember it for me!" ”

The old man touched his long white beard and said, "Our Heavenly Sect has always been neutral, and now that you have done a lot of evil in the world, I have to take action to subdue you." ”

Zhang Fart said: "Cut, what you said is so righteous and righteous, in fact, it is just a trust from others." ”

"Demolition." Zhang Yu used his martial arts to destroy the Daoist of the Heavenly Machine, and said, "Hahaha, I don't know if you still remember the year?" How the hell did those two companions of yours die? Don't think I don't know, they were all killed by you. ”

I was worried that Zhang Fart's Heavenly Machine Daoist would suddenly lose control of his emotions, so I pasted a corpse suppression talisman on Zhang Fart's head to prevent him from making insulting remarks.

I asked the Heavenly Machine, "What's your real name?" ”

The Tianji Taoist priest said: "I am a person from the Tianji faction, my name is Wu Aoxiao, and I am a prefecture-level Taoist priest. ”

I said, "I see, do you know our people from Maoshan?" ”

Wu Ao smiled and said: "I don't know, I was trapped in the "Tower of Death" at the age of seventeen, and I only came out yesterday. ”

Bai Yan rushed towards Zhang Fei, and slashed down with a sword, looking very domineering, but it didn't actually play a role.

Zhang Fang said: "Haha, as long as the corpse suppression talisman above my head is gone, all of you will be finished!" ”

I said, "Is there any way to beat Zhang Fart now?" ”

Wu Ao smiled and said: "There is only one way now, and that is to tear Zhang Fart's body to shreds." ”

I said, "This ...... It's impossible! ”

Wu Ao smiled and said, "You can't, I can!" Hurry up and order, Hercules is on me! ”

After speaking, Wu Aoxiao rushed towards Zhang Fart, and tore Zhang Fart's body alive, I saw that there was green juice flowing out of Zhang Fart's body, it was so disgusting, I almost vomited a little bit.

Black and white impermanence brought the torn farts to the underworld, Wu Aoxiao must also return to his Tianji faction, and we also live a healthy and happy life.

When I got home, I was so sleepy that I fell asleep.

The next day, I got up at dawn.

Liu Su said: "Yang Ze, are you sick, I only went to school in the afternoon this Saturday, and I didn't go in the morning." ”

I said, "Huh? Oh my God, what a mess! ”

Yang Xingyue said: "The incense at home is about to run out, you hurry up and go to the convenience store to buy some back." ”

I went out in a hearse, I didn't go to the convenience store, I went to the shopping mall.

I'm going to buy a new phone, and my miscellaneous phone is so "good" to use, but I have to say goodbye to it.

Suddenly, a woman with a flamboyant trick pulled me into a dead end, knelt down, and said, "Yang Ze, please save me!" ”

I looked at it, it turned out to be my first love Li Yue, but this person was a complete gold worshipper, I finally gave up on her, I didn't expect that now she would find me.

I said, "Say it quickly, let it go when you fart, grandpa, my time is very precious!" ”

Li Yue said: "I have been hearing the sound of snakes at night recently, every time I wake up from a dream I don't see the snake, now I have insomnia, the boss of the company has been ignoring my unspoken rules, I have not been fired, just have been a low-level employee." ”

I said, "It's my business." ”

Li Yue said: "Bao Li Hao told me that you are a Taoist priest and a Taoist priest, can't you help me?" ”

I whispered, "Damn Bao Lihao." ”

Li Yue said: "Please, you can help me!" I can give you money, 100,000? Half a million? Million? ”

Under normal circumstances, I would definitely do it when I heard that there was money, but about snakes, I heard my grandfather say a little, they are a very cunning and fierce race - the demon race, this race has been keeping its own for thousands of years, and I didn't expect it to come out to hurt people now.

I said, "Five million, and I'm not going to do it if it's less." ”

Li Yue said: "Okay, good, five million is five million." ”

Hee-hee, I'm finally a millionaire, it's my childhood dream!

I said, "My card number is ******, transfer the money to my bank card first, otherwise you won't want me to help you!" This can be regarded as compensation for your deceitful feelings for me! ”

Li Yue took out her mobile phone and transferred five million to me.

I said, "I'm not a man of my word, I'm going to your house now to see if there is a cure for your "disease." ”

Li Yue nodded excitedly.

I came to Li Yue's house, I entered the girl's room for the first time, and I was a little excited to think about it!

I originally thought that such a beautiful girl's room should be neat and tidy, but the truth exceeded my expectations, Li Yue's room underwear ** was everywhere, and my Cormont was about to explode.

I looked at Li Yue's room without blushing and heartbeat, and found that there was nothing abnormal, I returned to the living room, sat down on the sofa, and asked, "Li Yue, have you ever eaten snake meat recently?" ”

Li Yue nodded and said, "Yes, yes, last time my colleague went to eat wild snake meat with me, but that colleague of mine is fine?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "How did that colleague of yours eat snake meat?" ”

Li Yue said: "She seems to have crystal tears in her eyes when she eats, and what are she still praying for? ”

I said, "I see, she is a snake and wants to frame you." ”

Li Yue was anxious, she said, "Then what should we do now?" ”

I said, "What else can I do, let's go to your colleague!" ”