According to Murphy's Law, if there is a chance that something will go bad, no matter how small that likelihood, it will always happen.

The next day, Zheng Shuanglong discovered that this law was real.

The next day, a day's lessons, Haruhi Suzumiya was quite excited, as if he was planning something, no, it should be said that he was planning something.

Looking at the appearance of Haruhi in Lianggong, the uneasiness in Zheng Shuanglong's heart yesterday loomed again. Hawkers, anyway, at the moment of school, when Haruhi in the cool palace stepped on the bell and rushed out, Zheng Shuanglong reflexively took Lihua's little hand and walked towards the club classroom.

Although Zheng Shuanglong, who had an ominous premonition in his heart at this time, really didn't want to go to the club classroom, his footsteps never stopped. After all, where can you go if you don't go to the club classroom at this time? Not to mention that all the painting tools are in the club classroom, not to mention that Nagato Yuki and Suzumiya Haruhi, the two girls who can restrain Ryoko Asakura, will gather in the club classroom, just to avoid the threat of the information integration thought body, it is impossible not to leave a deep impression on Suzumiya Haruhi.

Finally, Zheng Shuanglong, who was reluctant, still walked into the club classroom with Lihua Juan.

"Hello!" Zheng Shuanglong, who was holding Lihua's little hand, smiled and stretched out his hand to say hello, and there were Yuki Nagato and Asahina Minoru who was sitting on a chair, and Ryoko Asakura, who had been smiling gently all year round.

Although the length of the Taoist is a bad behavior, is it really no problem that Ryoko Asakura, the squad leader, has been so idle? Do you not have to deal with all the possible problems in the class? Zheng Shuanglong, who kept complaining about the leisurely Ryoko Asakura in his heart, found that Minoru Asahina, who saw him walking into the classroom, obviously showed a relaxed expression and greeted me.

It seems that the unfinished thing of Suzumiya Haruhi yesterday is still quite a big blow to Asahina Minoru Kuru, after all, when he left yesterday, he was so staggering and in such a trance.

Asahina Minoru who breathed a sigh of relief. With a cute smile, he asked Zheng Shuanglong, "What about Lianggong-san?"

"I don't know, but there shouldn't be anything good going on!?" Zheng Shuanglong, who opened the laptop and moved the painting tools out of the corner, shrugged. A little uncertain.

The uneasiness in his heart, coupled with the various performances of Haruhi Suzumiya today, made Zheng Shuanglong feel that something should happen.

"Then, then, will I still encounter the kind of thing that happened yesterday......" said Asahina Minoru Kuru's pretty face was full of melancholy, even more melancholy than the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Looking at Asahina Minoru with a melancholy face on her face, Zheng Shuanglong said a little helplessly: "Well." Suzumiya-san's is such a willful person.,If,If it's really too much.,I'll probably stop it......?! ”

In the end, Zheng Shuanglong's words also became hesitant, for this Asahina Minoru to offend Haruhi Suzumiya, no matter how you look at it, it is not an equal thing. Slightly made Zheng Shuanglong hesitate.

"Thank you!" Hearing Zheng Shuanglong say this, I thought of Zheng Shuanglong's rescue of himself yesterday. The moment he saved himself from the clutches of Haruhi Suzumiya, Asahina Minoru bowed sincerely to Zheng Shuanglong and thanked him.

This moment. Asahina's cute and pretty face is really cute. It really makes people feel the urge to bully her.

"Zheng Shuanglongjun, if you say that, classmate Lianggong, I will go to sue." Ryoko Asakura, who clasped her hands together and smiled brightly, suddenly inserted herself into the conversation between Zheng Shuanglong and Minoru Asahina.

"If there is a complaint. Well, go ahead, I won't stop you, I promise. He didn't even look at Ryoko Asakura, and focused his attention on Zheng Shuanglong in the painting. Plain way.

It wasn't a gang in the first place, it was originally hostile, so it's understandable that the enemy would do anything. A mere complaint is not worth paying attention to.

"Since Zheng Shuanglongjun doesn't care, then, I'm welcome, anyway, the complaint is just a trivial matter!" Ryoko Asakura, who clapped her hands together and had a smile on her pretty face, said something that she didn't know if it was true or false.

Hearing Ryoko Asakura say this, Zheng Shuanglong pursed his lips disdainfully, it was just a mere complaint, did you really think that I was afraid of Suzumiya Haruhi, if it weren't for the deterrence of information and thoughts, I would ......

Zheng Shuanglong, who was thinking like this in his heart, slapped himself in the face three minutes later, and sure enough, a god like Haruhi Suzumiya is quite terrifying, even if this god has not awakened and has not yet realized that he is a god. Especially when the goal of this god is not himself, but his lover Lihua, the horror is even more shocking.

In the face of such a threat, Zheng Shuanglong's uncertain assurance to Asahina Minoru disappeared like an attic on the sand. Alas, it's so inferior!

"Yo!" After a vigorous greeting, Haruhi Suzumiya also followed into the classroom, only to see that she was holding five paper bags in her hands.

"Sorry, sorry, it took a little longer." Haruhi Suzumiya, who said apologies, put the paper bag on the floor and locked the door with his backhand. Hearing the sound of the click, Asami Minoru shivered reflexively.

And the uneasiness in Zheng Shuanglong's heart also expanded instantly. Stopping the painting in his hand and fixing his eyes firmly on the five paper bags, the spiritual sense told Zheng Shuanglong that the uneasiness came from there.

Five paper bags, five paper bags that are not suitable for ladylike attire, Haruhi Suzumiya, Minoru Asahina, Ryoko Asakura, Yuki Nagato, and Tachika Sota. Worst! Suzumiya Haruhi This is going to be ...... Sensing the things in the paper bag, the uneasiness in his heart made Zheng Shuanglong quickly stare at Liang Gong Haruhi, and said very imposingly: "Liang Gong, what do you want to do now!?" ”

"Well, don't be so serious, it's just something for propaganda!!" Waving his hand, he didn't care about Zheng Shuanglong's majestic cool palace spring at all, and took out a cardboard box from the corner of the club classroom,

Taking out the A4 scratch paper with some handwritten text printed on it from the cardboard box, Haruhi Suzumiya said with an excited smile, "This is a special flyer made to let everyone know about our SOS team. These are a thousand leaflets, but I sneaked into the printing room and worked hard to print them!"

Saying that, Haruhi Suzumiya distributed the leaflets to Zheng Shuanglong and others.

Taking the thick stack of leaflets, the corners of Zheng Shuanglong's mouth twitched. A thousand, is there a question of whether there are 1,000 students in the whole school?! Do you still need to hand out leaflets to passers-by on the street, and what is written here? Shame on you! It's full of black history!

"SOS Founding Statement

We at SOS are collecting all the incredible things in the world. We welcome those who have experienced incredible events in the past, or who are currently facing incredible and mysterious phenomena, as well as those who have a premonition that they will experience magical events in the near future. We'll do our best to solve the problem for you. But. Ordinary unthinkable events will not be accepted, and they must be unthinkable events that make us feel quite amazing. Please note. Yi Meier's mailbox is as follows......

At this moment, Zheng Shuanglong finally gradually understood the meaning of the existence of the SOS group. This is completely messing around with this god lord Haruhi Suzumiya!

Looking at Zheng Shuanglong in a daze, Haruhi Suzumiya happily announced, "Okay, it's time to hand out flyers." ”

"Where to send it?" Hearing Haruhi Suzumiya say this, Zheng Shuanglong instinctively asked.

Glancing at Zheng Shuanglong, Liang Gong Haruhi said naturally: "At the school gate, there are still many students who have not gone home. ”

After saying that, Haruhi Suzumiya seemed to think of something. He took the leaflet back from Zheng Shuanglong's hand and said, "Well, Zheng Shuanglong, it doesn't matter if you don't have to send it, it's okay for Shi Jiuru, Xiao Song, Youxi, and Ryoko to follow me." ”

"What?" Asahina, who was reading the leaflet with both hands, tilted his head slightly, looking puzzled.

Hearing Asahina's words, Haruhi Suzumiya put the flyer in his hand on the table, picked up a paper bag from the ground, and then took out the contents with his hands and feet.

"Boom!" Haruhi Suzumiya who is smiling quite happily。 Start by taking out a black piece of cloth.

Uh, oops. It's really terrible! After watching Haruhi Suzumiya take out the contents of the paper bag one by one, Zheng Shuanglong, who had already sensed what was in the paper bag. Quietly retreated to the side of Nagato Yuki and Lihua Juan, protecting them behind him, as for Asahina Minoru Jiuru, Zheng Shuanglong could only pray for her silently in his heart. Asahina Minoru Kuru, I hope your soul can rest in peace!

Then, the question of Ryoko Asakura. Zheng Shuanglong can care about what she does.

Black tights, net stockings, false ears, bows, white collar and sleeve covers, and tail. A bunny girl's outfit!

"So, what the hell is going to do that......" Asahina Minoru asked, timidly asking, who hadn't yet sensed the danger coming.

"You know that, too! Pretend to be a bunny girl!" Haruhi Suzumiya said as a matter of course.

"You, you, you're not going to want me to wear that, are you?" Panicked and took a few steps back, Asahina Minoru was frightened.

"Of course! I've got you covered, too!" Pick up another paper bag on the floor. With a bright smile, Haruhi Suzumiya slowly approached Asahina Minoru Kuru.

"I, I don't want to wear that kind of clothes!" Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya, who was approaching step by step like a hunting cheetah, Asahina Minoru waved his hands quickly in panic and refused in a mournful voice.

However, Suzumiya Haruhi's request is something that a mere Asahina Minoru can refuse, only to see that Suzumiya Haruhi completely ignored Asahina's wishes, and then stepped forward and forced it over. "Don't worry, the size should be just right."

Asahina, who had no way to retreat, looked at Suzumiya Haruhi in panic, and begged: "It's not that problem!" You, you're not going to want me to dress like that and hand out flyers at the school gate, do you?"

Haruhi Suzumiya, who stepped forward like a cheetah to catch Asahina Minoru Kuru, said the desperate words that made Asahina Minoru Kuru. "It goes without saying."

"I, I don't want it!" Struggle, constant struggle, wailing Asahina Minoru shouted loudly, this looks really pitiful.

"Don't instigate!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who completely ignored Asahina's wishes, began to take off her sailor suit.

"Don't!" Finding that Asahina Minoru couldn't escape, he looked at Zheng Shuanglong with a pleading gaze, however, in the face of Asahina's pleading gaze, Zheng Shuanglong didn't have the courage to stand up.

Dead friends don't die poor road, Asahina Minoru is not supported by Suzumiya Haruhi, and she doesn't wear a bunny girl costume, so the trouble is Xiao Song and Youxi, in contrast, it is really more important to keep Xiao Song and Youxi.

Looking at the pile of paper bags on the ground, Zheng Shuanglong avoided Asahina's pleading gaze with a little guilt.

"Give me a good don't move!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who suppressed Asahina Minoru down, said rudely while quickly tearing off Asahina's blouse and then shooting at her skirt.

"Don't look at it!" was called by Asahina Minoru and noticed that the movements in Suzumiya Haruhi stopped, and Zheng Shuanglong, who shifted his gaze, immediately took the small hands of Lihua and Nagato Yuki, and quickly walked towards the door, turned the doorknob, opened the door lock, and then prepared to rush out of the classroom.

"Don't run away!" At this time, Haruhi Suzumiya, who noticed Zheng Shuanglong's movements, pounced like a swift cheetah, blocking the exit where Zheng Shuanglong, Lihua So, and Nagato Yuki left.

"I have to go!" Zheng Shuanglong, who did not hesitate to stretch out his hand to turn Haruhi Suzumiya aside, let out a loud shout, and was ready to escape from the club classroom with Lihua and Nagato Yuki.

However, just as stories are always full of twists and turns, there are always accidents on the way to escape.

I don't know when Ryoko Asakura, who appeared in the position of Haruhi Suzumiya just now, blocked the way out of Zheng Shuanglong, Lihua Song, and Nagato Yuki, with a gentle smile, said: "Zheng Shuanglongjun, it's not a good behavior to disobey the head of the regiment like this!" ”

Looking at Ryoko Asakura who stopped in front of her, Zheng Shuanglong didn't dare to make a move this time, and the aura on Ryoko Asakura clearly indicated that once Zheng Shuanglong made a move, she would definitely fight back.

Ryoko Asakura is different from Yuki Nagato, she is a pawn of the radical faction in the information integration mind! There is no reason to make a move, and he wants to make a move on Zheng Shuanglong, let alone the situation of being attacked.

And the most important thing is that in front of Suzumiya Haruhi, whether Nagato Yuki can stop Ryoko Asakura is still a big question, after all, let Suzumiya Haruhi realize the extraordinary knowledge of the world, then, even if it is information integration and thoughts, you need to think carefully about whether you can do it through Suzumiya Haruhi!!

Seeing Ryoko Asakura stopping Zheng Shuanglong, Lihua Song, and Nagato Yuki, Suzumiya Haruhi said happily: "Good job, member No. 4." (To be continued.) )