Chapter 13 To do things is to do things
"If this continues, the adults of this system will go against the sky. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yun Shanyang was overjoyed, although he didn't know why he could take the initiative to break free, but didn't this mean that he could really live a perfect life with a host in the future?
There is no need to bind an egg to hurt the host like now, and you have to worry about how to unbind.
Time passed, and soon a professional carried Xu San to the room to rest, and Yun Shanyang went online alone.
He looked at the story that Xu San had to tell with the corpse, and was suddenly a little surprised.
Why is it so hot?
I unintentionally took pictures to pass the time, but I didn't expect the number of viewers to reach more than 300,000, and it is still growing.
I rub, what's going on?
There are thousands of comments below, all of which are admiration for Xu San.
"Dude, it's amazing, you're also interested in corpses?"
"Holy, this 6."
"Awesome my brother."
"Open the door, open the door, check the water meter."
People on the Internet were in a hot spot, fully shocked by Xu San's molested corpse.
I can't be alone, there was a fluctuation under his orb, and it seemed that he was stroking his chin.
Click, click, Yun Shanyang woke up Xu San, who rubbed his eyes in confusion, "What's wrong with me?" ”
"I'll show you something," Yun Shanyang snickered, took out his phone, and logged into his interface.
"What is this?"
Xu San touched his head, and above it was a man stroking all aspects of the corpse, tossing and turning, for dozens of minutes.
"Why is this man so familiar? He actually did that to a corpse! ”
Xu San spit out, "Phew! was asked to find him, and when he found it, he must eliminate the harm for the corpse. ”
"Stupid host, please take a look, this person's name is Xu San~"
It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, Yun Shanyang uploaded a video that broke the mechanical life in his body.
"What? Xu San? ”
"Is he me?!"
Someone is spread out on the bed and stares at his phone in a daze.
"I didn't operate my phone just now, why did I upload the video again?"
"What the hell did you do?" He looked surprised, "But, how can you go online?" ”
"What you, me," Yun Shanyang reminded, "Remember to call the system!" ”
Xu San's face twitched, "Yes, Lord System." ”{
"Very good," Yun Shanyang admired, and then explained, "Lord Ben is omnipotent, just on the net, how simple." ”
As he spoke, he teased again: "How about this, Lord Ben made you an Internet celebrity unconsciously, how can you repay me?"
"Repay?" Xu San was full of black lines, and the person on the screen with an obscene face and full of cowardice spread all over the country, and asked him to repay him?
"Forget it, I don't want to repay," Xu Sanqiang endured the desire in his heart to unbind, and returned to work without saying a word.
With such a high monthly salary and such a good job, he can't slack off, what if he is fired?
"Lord System, do you think there will be monsters in these corpses?"
While undressing a corpse, Xu San asked, as if his beloved Lord System hadn't let him "fire" just now.
"Of course there will be," Yun Shanyang affirmed, "So, you better think about how to improve your strength." ”
"Otherwise, if you encounter another monster like that, you'll burp."
Ding, release task: dispose of corpses.
Task rewards: 1 quest point for each body, 20 quest points for special circumstances.
Quest punishment, it's your job, you just have to deal with those monsters.
He didn't mention that he still owed Xu San a free help.
And Xu San, it is estimated that he forgot about this stubble in a series of shocks.
"Goo," Xu San swallowed, looking at each corpse, his whole person was full of shock.
"Lord System, I want to exchange for treasures that improve my strength."
"Well, I'll take a look," Yun Shanyang popped up a panel for him, showing a large number of items.
Light energy sword, a war sword in Star Wars, laser as a weapon, has an extremely high temperature, and is a sharp weapon for splitting gold and iron to cook instant noodles.
The Predator's armor can effectively defend against bullets, and can be perfectly waterproof, fireproof and anti-theft. It can also be invisible with the help of terrain.
Sleep spray, Doraemon's magic prop, you can fall asleep by spraying each other, and it is the perfect tool for girls to commit crimes.
Pei Yuan Dan, after eating it, increased the power of half a jiazi, and became the legendary first-class master of the day after tomorrow.
Pei Yuan Gong, cultivating while eating Pei Yuan Dan, can break through the innate realm.
......
There are many items, and Xu San's more than 100 mission points are enough to exchange for a lot of strength-enhancing items.
Laser sword, Xu San drooling, sleep spray, boiling instant noodles and soaking girls, it is simply the perfect weapon for otaku.
"Ahem," Yun Shanyang reminded at the right time, you can only exchange the things on the panel.
"Everything else, I'm just showing you to boost your fighting spirit."
"Hehe," Xu San cried, "I think, Lord System, if this continues, my fighting spirit will definitely be smoothed out by you." ”
"Then, let's Pei Yuandan," he sighed and confirmed, there is no treasure mountain, and he can't get it, but it is a big cup of life.
"As a waste material, I'm very pleased that you can choose Pei Yuan Dan," Yun Shanyang agreed.
After eating Pei Yuan Dan, Xu San felt that his whole person was different.
He could hear mosquitoes flapping their wings in the distance, and he could see the little girl eating a lollipop outside the window.
It can also distinguish scar tissue on corpses.
Moreover, there is a flow of air in his body, and this air flow gives him inexhaustible strength.
"Obviously, after so much hard work, you already have the strength of the peak of ordinary people," Yun Shanyang commented, and then, he showed his hideous fangs.
"So, now I'm going to start posting tasks!"
Ding: Mission: Every night, something strange will happen in this funeral home, and you will stay tonight to investigate.
Reward: 100 mission points.
Quest Punishment: Revoke your Mortal Peak Strength.
Xu Sanyi, who was feeling his strength, was stunned, and then, he fully realized his responsibility.
Sure enough, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility, he looked at the corpses, it has long been rumored that there are countless horrors here at night.
"So, me! Will be the savior who will put an end to this! ”
"Pull it down," Yun Shanyang sarcastically said, "You are just an undresser, and it is just the curiosity of the adults of this system to ask you to explore all this at night." ”
Well, record another video.
Xu San's face collapsed instantly......
Don't forget, Yun Shanyang is a system adult.
What does the system do?
That's to publish a task, then get task points, level up and level up again.
He had a hunch that when he reached the third level, he would be able to get rid of this hateful binding limitation, and he would initially have the ability to cross the plane.
The third level is a watershed, it is he who went to see the snake spirit to bathe, drugged the fire qilin, and then subdued the great level of the entire dragon clan.
By the way, grab another Doraemon treasure bag to play?
The other party's time-traveling props have been coveted by him for a long time.
He can't make a regret pill, huh...... Not right now.
But the props that travel through time can be ah, when the time comes, you can play as much as you want, and it is best to remove the name of the dog family.
Retracting his thoughts, the stupid host Xu San is worthy of being a master at the peak of mortals at this moment, that speed is not covered, and every time he makes a move, a complete piece of clothing must be removed.
However, it is a little lacking in concentration.
Relying on his speed, Xu San can often accidentally "touch" a woman's corpse.
"You're out of control," Yun Shanyang silently recorded all this, updating the dynamics of a decomer at any time.
On his social account, his followers are growing rapidly, from more than 300,000 to one million in an instant.
Everyone who watched the video was impressed by Xu San, "It's really a great god, and he can do it." ”
"I'm even more curious, who is filming all this?" Someone commented, and there are naturally a bunch of comments below.
"It is estimated that they are accomplices, one looking for a corpse, and the other playing with a corpse."
"I think it's some criminal syndicate asking for a water meter."
"I think it might be some kind of psychosis."
......
There were a lot of comments, and if I was not careful, I was hacked, and Yun Shanyang was a little depressed.
Then, maybe he pit Xu San too many times, and his retribution is coming.
There are direct comments from people who know him below.
"I don't know the person in the video, but this account belongs to my junior high school buddy, but I didn't expect to embark on this road of no return."
"Upstairs, I'm Wang Moumou in junior high school, do you still know me?"
"What a good young man used to be, and he was ruined like this."
It's not too much to see the excitement, Yun Shanyang thinks that he is doing things properly.
Moreover, it is not a small thing, it is a big thing.