Chapter 5: The Story of Daikoku and Erraiko
Science and technology are the primary productive forces, and this sentence has also been fully embodied in other worlds. A barb, a rudimentary goose feather float, in exchange for a neck full of fish. When he invented the iron clip, the pheasant still nibbled as much as he wanted.
"Lalala, lalala, I'm a little connoisseur of fishing......"
"Find, find, find a friend, find a chicken friend, kiss and hold hands, you are my good friend."
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Wang Zhe walked on the country road very shyly, without the old cow returning at dusk as a companion, and it was still morning.
Blue sky and white clouds, a string of big fish hanging on his shoulder, he could not play the unrhymed but cheerful piccolo, but had to hum a messy ballad to match the smile on his face.
This is called joy.
Of course, there are joys and sorrows, not a snake suddenly sprang out of the grass, but a white fox behind him.
If it is a snake, it is best to be white, since he watched the legend of the White Lady since he was a child, Wang Zhe dreamed of becoming a 'snake knight'. To a certain extent, his desire to become Xu Xian is more than having a magical gourd baby, after all, the former can solve lifelong events and reach the peak of life, while the latter can only tremble and bend together.
Wang Zhe was not impressed by the fox, because the image played by this character has not been uniform.
There are folk sayings about foxes and fox spirits, as well as rumors of fox fairies and fox fairies.
The fox spirits in the fairy sword hooked up with the snake demon, but what they ate was people's hearts. Wang Zhe can't be sure that his heart is black or red, so he still likes the kind foxes written by ancient scholars, both as a wife and a servant.
But how can there be love for no reason in the world, why should others be obedient to you, hard work, and not enough to help you have children, and finally die because of you.
It can be seen that those scholars should be poor all their lives, fantasizing about meeting foxes, fairies, ghosts, and fairies after the imperial examination high school, and then playing with pants and not recognizing people after going to cool. If you can't give people happiness and don't dare to take responsibility, don't take off a girl's clothes at will, even if she is voluntary.
Wang Zhe was thinking about the fox fairy, but the 'fox fairy' behind him was thinking about the fish he was carrying.
The yellow eel is slippery, it can't be held at all, and the sticky Wang Zhe has mucus on his hands, and he has slipped off several times along the way.
With a "poof", the yellow eel slipped out of the crack in his hand again. Without waiting for Wang Zhe to bend down to pick it up, the fox rushed forward and bit it, and the four little short legs ran fast, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
And then, it's gone.
Wang Zhe can only blame himself for not having enough blessings and not being able to enjoy the delicious taste of yellow eel.
You must know that eel not only tastes good, but also has the effect of nourishing qi and blood, nourishing liver and kidney, etc., and is a nourishing food that is very suitable for summer and autumn seasons.
What a good opportunity to replenish the kidney, it was snatched away by a cunning fox. The guy was very ferocious when he bit it, and there were still a few drops of red blood on the soil.
In his previous life, he was poisoned by bad books and videos on a certain island, and his capital was not majestic enough. I am only twelve years old in this life, and I am in the rapid stage of growth and development, and I have to keep up with nutrition in everything.
Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular. Wang Zhegang rubbed off the mucus on his hands with soil, and was bumped into by Li Erlaizi in the village again.
"Brother Zhe'er, where did you catch so many fish? I guess it was stolen from someone's fishing nets. ”
Wang Zhe squinted at him, did not answer, but quickened his pace.
"Eh, don't be in a hurry! With so much fish, can you eat it all? How about giving one to Uncle? ”
"If you can't finish eating, it's none of your business, the big black of the Huzi family also wants to eat fish."
Da Hei is a hunting dog fed by Zhang Hu's family. After the death of the royal father, Li Erlaizi once came to the door to beat the idea of the queen mother, the queen mother resisted desperately, her sister cried beside her, and Wang Zhe quickly ran out of the door to ask the neighbor for help. When Zhang Hu's father came over, the queen mother's clothes were torn.
Li Erlaizi was beaten by Huzi's father at that time, but Wang Zhe was still red-eyed, and in those days, he couldn't wait to drink his blood and eat his flesh.
Huzi saw that Wang Zhe was depressed all day long, so he took Da Hei to bite Li Erlaizi.
Li Erlaizi, who has inconvenient legs and feet, was tortured enough by Da Hei during that time, it can be said that he is physically and mentally exhausted, and he can't express the shadow area no matter how many times. After his legs and feet were healed, he trembled when he saw Dahei, and when he was entertaining, he would immediately shrink when he heard the dog barking.
The reason why Erlaizi is called Erlaizi is that people are lazy and rely on it. Thick-skinned enough to withstand artillery fire, ignoring all kinds of sarcasm.
Li Erlaizi's Laizi quality can at least be rated as good, but when he heard Wang Zhe mock him with Da Hei, he was still angry and couldn't suppress the resentment in his heart.
Love is deep, hate is deep.
He thought that the dead dog would pounce on him every time he saw him, and love him fiercely under the crotch, so he gritted his teeth with hatred.
In order to protect his life, his left and right hands were greatly injured, and they were all bite marks.
"Wait! Sooner or later, I will skin the dead dog and eat its flesh. ”
"You dare to touch the big black and try it, I'm afraid that you will be picked and chopped by Uncle Zhang."
Hearing Wang Zhe mention that person, Li Erlaizi was even more inward-looking, although no one in the village had seen the full strength of that person, but they all knew that he was very powerful. Since the man took a son and settled in Dahuai Village three years ago, there have been fewer fierce beasts within a radius of dozens of miles.
"I didn't take the initiative to provoke him, why did he kill me, I will take care of the lawsuit when it comes to the public office."
"Huh!"
"Little cub, I don't dare to mess with the family surnamed Zhang, don't I dare to mess with you? Give me death. ”
Wang Zhe saw that Li Erlaizi was annoyed and angry, and came over with his fists clenched, and he was a little scared in his heart. He quickly crouched down and picked up a rock, smashing it hard at his face...... Then he spread his feet and ran.
"Ah......" Li Erlaizi's terrible scream came from behind, as if it was exploding in his ears. Wang Zhe didn't dare to relax, he used all his strength to eat, and shouted while running: "Help!" Li Erlaizi beat someone. ”
He knew that Li Erlaizi's leg had fallen to the root of the disease, although he couldn't usually see it, but he would hit the street when he ran away. Even so, he was still afraid of being chased, and with his small body with thin arms and legs, he couldn't beat that beast no matter what.
"Stop! Hold it! ”
"I'm really your father, if you let me stand, I'll stand, I really don't understand how you idiot came out."
"Don't let me catch you, I'm going to kill you!" Li Erlaizi was only one step behind and chased after him.
"After your mother's blood spews out, she should strangle you to death. Not to mention that you have wasted so much food, you are still stealing chickens and dogs all day long, and you are not doing your job properly. ”
Wang Zhe had a fish hanging on his body, and it was very inconvenient to run, but he was not idle on his lips, and continued to scold: "You Lao Tzu taught you a few words, but you impatiently pushed you to the ground and fell to the spine, and within a few days you kicked your legs and ascended to heaven." I really don't understand why he squirted you out in the first place, he should have just thrown you against the wall when you were a little tadpole. ”
Li Erlaizi in the back is going crazy. is usually a cowardly little child, but today he seems to have changed as if he is a different person, quick to react, judge the situation, and his mouth is extremely vicious.
How did he know that the former orphans and widows would no longer be able to bully him, and he would only have ambitions in the future. With Wang Zhe's strength, it should be endless.
In the end, Li Erlaizi failed to catch up with Wang Zhe, covered his smashed face, and returned the same way in a huff. When he arrived in the village, he couldn't continue to show off his might, so he had to give up.
The people in the village had a bad impression of him, except for another splash, no one would help him, it was better to clamp his tail.
The reason why he returned the way he came was because he saw that the dead child was running so fast that a fish had faintly fallen. At that time, he didn't have the time to pick it up, so now he turns back and tries to see if there is a cheap ride.
It's really the wind of the two laizi.