Chapter 0205, what does it matter if the fart hurts
I had just woken up from a coma, I still had some physical strength, and after getting up and sitting for a while, I felt sore, indescribably uncomfortable, and my mouth was very thirsty, so I asked Rosa: "Is there any water!?" β
Rosa said two words: "Open your mouth!" β
I didn't understand what she was going to do, but she couldn't hurt me, so I opened my mouth in reassurance.
Then, without saying a word, Rosa stuffed a bunch of leaves in my mouth!
"What are you doing!"
I couldn't help glaring at Rosa, and quickly spit out all the leaves in my mouth, and put them in the palm of my hand to see, this leaf is quite fat, if I remember correctly, this should be a plant called purslane that is particularly common in the mountains, and there are also in the field, which is considered a kind of weed, but it has a certain medicinal effect, it can clear away heat and dampness, detoxify and reduce swelling, reduce inflammation, quench thirst, diuretic, but people rarely eat this kind of thing, unless it is a year of seedlings, and the people will eat this thing when they look down on the disease, and now it is used to make veterinary medicine... β¦ Because the cattle and sheep in the village are sick, they all like to run around the fields to eat this thing!
The corners of my eyes twitched violently, and I was given something to treat a large animal?
Well, think about where we are now, I think! But the point is that now I want to drink water, and I don't need to take medicine!
"This is water!"
Rosa glanced at me and said lightly: "The soil here is very moist, the soil contains abundant water, but it is all seawater that is purified by the soil after penetrating into the soil, there is no groundwater at all, during this time we have been looking for a long time to find a water source and have failed, fortunately, there are many trees and plants growing up on the grave here, most of them are non-toxic, although the yin qi that grows out of the grave is heavier, but it is so bad that it is not fatal, these plants are our current water source, we can only chew the plants to absorb the water inside, Otherwise, you'll have to drink dinosaur blood, or urine, the choice is yours! β
I see!
I looked at the purslane in my hand, and I couldn't help sighing, I thought the fat man had found a water source, thinking about the meat on the body of the Zhucheng Tyrannosaurus that I killed, our eating and drinking problem was finally solved, and now it seems that I am too naΓ―ve, with that dinosaur we have dry food, but the water is still cut off!
Cutting off water is also a very terrible thing, even worse than cutting off food! It is said that people who die of thirst can't urinate before they die, not to mention, even if they cut the blood vessels with a knife, because the blood is too viscous, they can't flow out, in short, it's worse than starvation!
"Brother Xiaotian, don't be dissatisfied, just the purslane in your hand or a special item, we are all chewing poplar leaves!"
Zhang Jinya said on the side: "The purslane has the highest moisture content among the plants that grow out of the grave, and it is also good for disease, Tsing Yi They said that your wound has to be anti-inflammatory and swelling, and all the only purslane is kept for you, don't dislike it, you can get up so quickly I estimate that it is all relying on this purslane, and you can find anti-inflammatory herbs in the grave, and you should not die in your kid's life!" β
Speaking of this, Zhang Jinya was still ridiculing me on the side: "You said that this big animal eats things with strong medicinal effects, and it's only been a few days, and a half-dead person is jumping around!" β
I sneered and didn't care about this product, I'm not a hypocritical person who hasn't suffered hardship, live earthworms can be chewed and swallowed, let alone some plants, I immediately threw a few pieces of purslane in my hand into my mouth, the taste is cold, just like mint, it can bitter the root of the tongue, nothing else is abnormal, the taste is quite crispy, the water in it is really a lot, after the click and chew, the mouth is full of juice, swallow it in the stomach and spit out the remaining slag, and then the tongue is numb, the taste is quite sour, I ate a few leaves and couldn't eat them anymore because my tongue didn't feel it anymore.
"I still have some here, and you chew a leaf every ten minutes, which can reduce inflammation as quickly as possible, and also replenish water."
Rosa smiled, put down a package beside me, then looked at the gold tooth, and suddenly said to me meaningfully, "You have to keep it, don't let some people touch it!" Wow among our people, there are always some people who only think about themselves, and they don't have any team spirit at all, isn't it just an anal fissure, and they want to use limited precious medicinal materials for a big fart! β
I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood what Rosa was talking about, and subconsciously looked at Zhang Jinya, sure enough, Zhang Jinya's face was green, so I couldn't help but be happy, no wonder when I talked about purslane, Zhang Jinya's mouth was full of vinegar, and I dared to love when I was fighting the Zhucheng Tyrannosaurus when my butt sat in a place where it shouldn't be, and it became an anal fissure, so I want to reduce inflammation?
I was happy, Zhou Jing and Chen Yu also followed suit, and Zhang Jinya, who was smiling at the end, also knew that he was embarrassed, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and said, "What's wrong with the anal fissure?" If you don't know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive, if you don't get hurt, you don't know how it hurts, and you'll know what it tastes like when you try it. β
After saying that, I flicked my sleeves and left, and the walking posture was still a little weird, with my legs between them, and we laughed more and more for a while.
At this time, the fat man finally came back with the gold plate in the stomach of the Zhucheng Tyrannosaurus, and threw the gold plate at my feet at once, panting tiredly: "If I wasn't trapped in this ghost place where I didn't see the light of day, I really wanted to carry this thing away, it's worth a lot of money!" β
I smiled and shook my head, and said in my heart that the fat man was also guilty, and it was useful to take gold, and those who do our business are particular about being alone rather than ten thousand taels of gold!
Probably that means that the value of this ancient object is not identified by the amount of gold, but mainly by the rarity, the less, the more valuable! For example, Cixi Lafayette's footwrap, which is more than one meter long, is embroidered with gold thread and is worth more than 10 million taels of gold, why? Because it's a one-of-a-kind product! Because the person who wraps it is extraordinary! So, it's worth a lot! Just like many people who pay 1,800 yuan to buy stockings worn by women now, is it the stockings that are valuable? Absolutely not, what is rare for people is the smell on it, the bigger the taste, the more valuable it is, to satisfy some fantasies in their hearts!
It's all the same!
Not to mention anything else, if we can find one or two symbolic Atlantean civilization unique products from this cemetery, it will definitely be worth the old money, I don't know how many times more than this gold plate, just for Atlantis these five words are golden signboards, selling for a sky-high price is definitely not a dream.
I didn't think much about it, I immediately went up to take a closer look, I was very interested in this gold plate, especially the words on it, I always felt that it was not a coincidence that this thing appeared in the stomach of that dinosaur, eighty percent of it had amazing content!
The words on this gold plate are still recorded in ancient Greek, but there are many words on it that I can't translate, which are particularly rare, and I guess it may be some technical terms or something, and these professional terms must not be understood at my current level, but fortunately, these rare words do not affect the overall reading.
Staring at the text on this, the more I looked at it, the more frightened I became, and in the end, the whole person was confused!
"Hey, Brother Xiaotian, are you squeaking?"
The fat man waited for a long time and saw that I didn't move, so his patience ran out, he poked me with his elbow, and then asked me in a low voice, "What is written on this?" β
I woke up from the shock, let out a long breath, and said to the fat man in a deep voice, "It's all about the Voldemort!" β
Saying this, I swallowed and foamed with some difficulty, and slowly said the guess in my heart: "Haven't we seen the self-narrative left by the Holy Maiden of Sima in the Orien Temple?" In the self-description, she once peeked into the information about the Voldemort Knight, I guess, not surprisingly, this gold plate is the thing that recorded the information of the hinterland warriors that the Holy Maiden of Sima saw at that time, but later when the Zhucheng Tyrannosaurus attacked the palace, this thing was eaten by the Zhucheng Tyrannosaurus, so it remained in the stomach for 9,000 years and was not digested!! On this gold plate, the plan of the people of the Great West to make Voldemort is recorded in detail, and even the advantages and disadvantages of the Voldemort are also evaluated in detail! β