Chapter 2: The Bizarre System of All Time
"The host is bound! Dreams Come True System Activation! ”
In a trance, Qin Feifei heard the sound of electronic synthesis, what is the binding order? What is true?
How could he have the heart to pay attention to these, and was frightened by the scene in front of him, only to see "Zhou Xiaoxiao" loosen his hands and teeth, puffing out like a balloon, and his body became smaller and smaller, more and more flattened, and finally it really turned into a red balloon and fell to the ground, with Zhou Xiaoxiao's image printed on it.
"Balloons bite me?" Qin Feifei felt a little confused, touched his neck, there was no heavy bleeding, no tooth marks, only a trace of blood, which was negligible.
"Boy, congratulations on becoming the host of the Dreams Come True system." A ruffian's voice sounded, and it was actually a female voice.
"Who's talking?" Qin Feifei's hairs stood up, this barren mountain and wild ridge, is it a ghost?
"What are you afraid of, look at your income, this system is in your mobile phone."
The voice continued to sound, Qin Feifei subconsciously took out his mobile phone, only to see a video pop up on the screen, which was a big movie starring Teacher Cang.
Then, something frightening happened, Mr. Cang in the video didn't do "serious things", but actually walked to the camera and waved his arm to say hello, "Boy, are people beautiful?" ”
There is also Teacher Cang in this world, but it is much more beautiful and cute than that Teacher Cang, and he is an otaku god and goddess!
"Hell!" Qin Feifei felt creepy, and for the first time, he was so frightened by the goddess that he threw down his phone and ran.
"Shifting shapes and changing shadows, returning to the Dafa!"
With a coquettish shout, the mobile phone on the ground disappeared, and the next moment, it appeared in front of Qin Feifei.
"Boy, it's bound, you can't run." Teacher Cang was very happy in the mobile phone, smiling proudly.
"Ah~"
Qin Feifei shouted and continued to run, and the mobile phone that was parked in the air let out a cold snort, and disappeared again.
"Turtle speed charm + instigation charm!"
When the mobile phone reappeared, Qin Feifei had two more yellow paper talismans on his body, and I saw him make a struggling action to escape, but the speed was like having Alzheimer's, and the speed was outrageously slow.
At the same time, a cool feeling swept through his body, Qin Feifei instantly felt like Qiao Feng possessed by his own BGM, and his fear was completely gone, and he couldn't wait to fight Ultraman for three hundred rounds.
"Can we have a nice chat now?"
"Well, are you a ghost? What the hell is going on? ”
The instigation of people and not coercing people really had a miraculous effect, Qin Feifei calmed down and asked the other party.
"I'm not a ghost thing, I'm a great dream-make-all system."
On the screen, Teacher Cang was very dissatisfied, and Youyou opened his mouth to explain, "Things are very complicated, your IQ is difficult to understand, to put it simply: you downloaded me, and I will help you complete your dreams." As for me, you should be the greatest technology in the universe. ”
Damn, it turned out to be a black technology! Qin Feifei greeted silently in his heart.
"How can I cross over? Why did you become Teacher Cang? Are you male or female? Qin Feifei was extremely curious.
"There's a lot of nonsense, it's time for small talk, and now let's get down to business."
Black technology has a bad temper, echoing menopausal symptoms, it should be a woman, no, a female system, Qin Feifei has the answer in his heart.
"The host activates the Dreams Come True system, which will help you become the greatest star in the world!"
"Main quest: Enter the showbiz within a month, become an eighteenth-tier star, the system will give some help, complete the task within the specified time, you will be rewarded, and you will be punished if you fail!"
An emotionless electronic synthesis voice sounded, speaking clearly and clearly, as long as you are not stupid, you understand.
"Teacher Cang, did you speak just now? It doesn't sound like it at all. "Qin Feifei is also a wonder, and his focus is always off.
On the screen, Teacher Cang rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Even if you look ugly, your ears are not good, it's a robot, I hosted it, I think you don't understand." ”
"Hehe~"
Under the system, Qin Feifei can only express his determination not to bow to fate with hehe.
"By the way, Mr. Cang, what's the matter with that balloon and these yellow papers?"
"Hmph, this system will be merciful and give you some science." Teacher Cang raised his eyebrows lightly, as if he was proud, and seemed to be very proud.
It seems that this is a stinky system, very sassy, and Qin Feifei has some understanding of it.
"It's called a psychedelic balloon, it can imitate anyone and anything, these two are Taoist symbols, you can drive people, you can also exorcise ghosts, these are all system items, you open the mobile phone interface, there are them."
Teacher Cang finished speaking proudly, as if he thought of something, "By the way, these are all exchanged for your reputation points." ”
Qin Feifei's face darkened, he didn't know what prestige value was, but his own things, what is the use of this black technology, endure!
"Are there really ghosts in this world?" The cowardly talisman seemed to be approaching the time, and Qin Feifei looked at a few tombs, and was a little nervous.
"There is no shortage of demons and monsters, don't be afraid, there is everything in the exorcism bar on the mobile phone interface, it's easy to get it, letter system, that's right."
Teacher Cang controlled the phone, and a new interface appeared on the screen, on which were written two categories: life and special.
Life includes medicine, technology, sports, games, entertainment, martial arts, art, literature, etc., and there are more than a dozen categories, including all aspects of life.
Special categories include props, exorcisms, divination, astrology, feng shui, curiosities, etc., and the categories are not as many as life, but they are very novel.
Curious, Qin Feifei clicked on the props in the special category, and there were many items in it, there were pictures and words, some were bright, some were dim, he clicked on a lollipop at random, and an interface popped up, and the introduction was written below.
"Lie lollipop, Lv1,500RMB or 5 reputation points can be exchanged, after using it to enter the shameless mode, you can say the dead as alive, the fake as true, and make the person who hears it believe it, and the degree of belief is determined according to the size of the lie, which can be upgraded."
"Such a funny comparison!" Qin Feifei smiled and lit another beautiful cigarette.
"Charm cigarettes, Lv1,600RMB or 6 reputation points can be exchanged, after the user lights the cigarette, the charm value increases greatly, every time you spit out a smoke ring, the attraction to the opposite sex will increase some, it is a must-have artifact for pickup girls, and it cannot be upgraded."
"See you in a long time!"
Qin Feifei was shocked by this strange props, and he browsed again, what pretending to be bubble gum, being soaked in the marriage rope by a girl, hairless and lawless gel water, cute mask, cold capsule, puff tricky water, etc., one by one the props vomiting blood were presented, and they were not convinced, and the uncles were dressed as props.
Clicked on the dim props again, showing that it was not activated and could not be viewed, Qin Feifei exited the props interface, clicked on the exorcism again, and a dazzling array of items appeared.
"Collect the ghost pressure cooker, Lv1, 10000RMB or 100 reputation points can be exchanged, when the subdued or ghost is powerless to resist, open the lid of the pot and chant the spell: Come to the pot! You can subdue ghosts and upgrade them. ”
"Zombie Jumping Charm, Lv1,3000RMB or 30 reputation points can be exchanged, the user sticks it on the forehead, it can jump like a zombie, and can make the zombie mistake it for the same kind, and it cannot be upgraded."
"Heart-to-heart peachwood sword, Lv1, 20,000RMB or 200 prestige can be exchanged, when you stab a powerful ghost, you can dissipate anger, and those who are advanced can make ghosts have feelings of admiration, which can be upgraded."
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What else is the ghost search compass, the corpse language crash manual, the ghost charm in a second, the thirty-six strategies for ghost hunting, the embarrassing dance and the ghost shoes, the anti-possession inner library, the female ghost prop doll, and so on.
After a long time, Qin Feifei withdrew from the interface of his mobile phone and took a deep breath, unable to calm down in his heart for a long time.
Oh my God! What iniquity have I created? You're going to punish me with such a strange system, please bypass me!