Chapter 152: You Are My Only One
There is still a combination of the Avengers on this earth, but because this earth is really messy, there are not just a few members of the Avengers, but as many as a dozen.
Anya is one of the members of the Avengers, she is a Chinese and British mixed race, since she was a child, she has awakened the powerful ability to see through the false and predict the future, and is known as the daughter of the future.
Anya's ability to see through falsehood is similar to that of a Chinese legend, and no disguise can escape her eyes, which makes her one of the most wanted people to kill.
As for the ability to predict the future, it's a bit mysterious.,For this ability, Anya hasn't fully mastered it so far.,Every time it's passively triggered and then pressed to my future, such as this time.γ
"It's horrible! Be sure to find it in advance! Anya thought silently in her heart, the fool gave her not only a visual impact, but also a bigger reason that when the fool emitted that silver light, all the scientific and technological items that entered the range of silver light radiation instantly lost their effect, she seemed to see Iron Man's armor approaching New York and instantly fell into scrap metal, and an Autobot tried to enter New York and directly turned into a vegetative person, and the plane in the air instantly turned into a big iron lump and fell to the ground and became a blooming sparkγγγγγγ
"Hello, Miss Anya, I'm Jarvis, can I ask for any help?"
"Jarvis, gather all the Avengers at once, there's something important going to happen and we must try to stop it!"
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Two days later, on the edge of an unknown city in the Middle East. Yun Feng walked aimlessly on a desolate highway with the fool, and the fool followed closely behind Yun Feng, feeling extremely puzzled by Yun Feng's sudden arrival in the Middle East, a place where birds don't shit.
And the reason why Yun Feng came to the Middle East was because he wanted to see the legendary Dry Fish, he had only heard of this legendary creature before, and this time he wanted to see it. Of course, the deeper reason is that he has nothing to do and has some fun.
"Master, what are we going to do?" The fool followed behind and finally couldn't help but ask.
"Find a dartfish to play with." Yun Feng replied.
"Dryland?" The fool immediately searched his memory bank, and found that he had occasionally seen this kind of thing introduced by an American TV station before, which was said to be a monster that humans turned into after death.
"Master, I've heard that the dartfish is very ugly and will be unappetizing to see, let's go see the mummy!" The image of a rotting corpse came to the fool's mind and hurriedly suggested.
"Have you ever seen a dartfish, and besides, don't mummies have an appetite?" Yun Feng asked rhetorically.
"Although they are all corpses, at least the mummies know that they are ugly, so they wrap themselves up." The fool said it seriously.
The stupid words made Yun Feng a little funny, and the outside world was just guessing about the drought. Who knows what the dreak looks like, in case it's a handsome guy or a beautiful woman?
Just as Yun Feng and the fool were slowly walking forward with each sentence, a black off-road vehicle suddenly came galloping from behind Yun Feng and them. Then not far in front of Yunfeng, a beautiful swinging tail came and stopped.
"Pretend!" The fool pouted and said, although it has not been long since he came to the earth, the culture of the earth has deeply affected this divine beast who disguises himself as a dog but will never admit that he is a dog.
The door opened, and a strange man wrapped in a red and black leather coat popped out of the car, and the strange man seemed to have two knives behind his back. I saw him jump from the car door, and he jumped six or seven meters easily, and then stood in front of Yun Feng and the fool, and then said with a big grin: "Handsome little prince, why are you walking in such a place alone?" Come and come and uncle to take you where you want to go! As he spoke, he looked at Yun Feng expectantly with open arms. I hope that Yunfeng can take the initiative to enter his arms.
Yun Feng didn't speak, but looked at the stupid guy in front of him with interest, who was not a good person at first glance, this guy must not have seriously studied Huaxia's strategy for raising bad people, otherwise he must know how far he would have to run when he saw a handsome abnormal child with a pet in the wilderness.
"How's that, little prince, shy? Then Uncle will do it himself? Looking at your handsome face, it's like you're made for your uncle! Although the weird man's entire face was covered, he still perfectly exuded the obscene temperament of a perverted uncle, and he opened his arms and stepped forward to hug Yun Feng in his arms.
Rumble!
As the owner's closest loyal dog, the fool stood in front of Yun Feng. Then he slowly stretched out his front paws, and imprinted them on the strange man's obscene face unreasonably. Then there was a loud bang, and the strange man turned into a black dot and flew into the sky, and went into the distance.
"Humph! The bag is so tight, do you really think you are a mummy? The fool looked at the black dot in the distance and thought to himself.
After solving the perverted weirdo, the fool set his eyes on the off-road vehicle in front, and then said excitedly to Yun Feng: "Master, there is a car!" There's a car! We can drive there! β
"Will you drive?" Yun Feng asked calmly.
"No, it won't." The fool wilted in an instant, although it definitely had a way to make the car move, but as a faithful dogleg, it was instinctive, judging from Yun Feng's expression, Yun Feng didn't want to take the car.
Thundered!
Just when the fool was reluctant to look at the off-road vehicle, a dull roar came from a distance, only to see an earthy yellow dragon from far to near from a distance, a wind blowing with rolling yellow sand, the strange man who was slapped away by the fool just now appeared in front of Yunfeng and them again, but this time a long knife that looked sharp appeared in his hand.
"Hahaha! Do I call you Super Dog or do I call you a mutant dog? Did you escape from the lab or did you come from an alien planet? Haha, but that's okay! You're going to be my food soon haha! A super dog! I've never eaten it before! The strange man put the knife on his shoulder and said nervously to the fool, as if he hadn't been slapped out by the fool, who had become food on his plate.
"Idiot!" Looking at the weirdo fool who seemed to be still wiping his saliva, slowly spit out the word.
"Damn! You actually spoke! You actually spoke! I'm not going to eat you anymore, a talking superdog! I'm going to get rich! Ha ha! The strange man looked at the fool with a look in his eyes that had turned into green dollars, and put the knife back into the scabbard in an attempt to capture the fool alive!
"Haha! Baby, I'm coming! The strange man pounced on the fool at an extraordinary speed, but the target seemed to be Yun Feng behind the fool.
Rumble!
There was another loud bang, and the strange man who tried to attack Yun Feng was once again killed by the fool with absolute strength, but this time he was pushed to the ground by the fool.
"Haha! Baby has a lot of power! Although he was pressed to the ground by the fool, the strange man didn't seem to have any worries and still teased the fool with a hippie smile.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just when the weirdo was about to tease the fool again, suddenly a hot current came from the top of his head, and then his head was soaked, and the nostrils were filled with a suffocating smell, and the whole person was instantly bad!
"Cool!" After the water was released, the fool groaned comfortably and said, it has been holding it for a long time, but it has not found a good place to be satisfied, and when the strange man was pressed to his feet, a voice in its heart suddenly told it that it was him! That's him! Then he happily solved his first time on earth.
"Haha! Boy, you're going to be my guy from now on! "Solve the physiological problem, the fool looks at the weirdo much more pleasing to the eye, do you think it's easy to find a place where you can pee freely? So it's a treasure!
"Master, can I take him with me in the future?" The fool turned his head and asked Yun Fengdao.
"Okay, but you're responsible for keeping an eye on him!" Yun Feng replied, Yun Feng had already remembered who this was at this time, Marvel's first cannon Deadpool, Yun Feng's deepest impression of this product was the nagging attribute and funny character of this product.
"Bastard! What did you do to me? Deadpool seemed to have just reacted from his "winning" mood at this time, and shouted at the fool.
"Pee!" The fool said indifferently.
"Pee?" Of course, Deadpool knew that the fool was peeing on his head, and the smell of urine on his head almost didn't suffocate him, even a tease didn't want to be pissed on his head by a dog, and depending on the situation, the dog still had plans to let him be a urinal for a long time.
"Bastard! Make you pee! I don't know how Deadpool moved his hands before two pistols appeared, and then without hesitation, he pulled the trigger at the place where the fool had just put water on him.
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Deadpool's gun seems to have been modified, just the sound of the gun is like a cannon, but the special bullet that was fired out was blocked by a silver light film near the fool, and then it was fired back, and in an instant several large holes appeared in Deadpool's body.
"It's useless, the toy in your hand can't help me at all, seeing you like this, I think of a man-eating flower that has been with me for more than 300 years, and I think it was as fierce as you at the beginning, but in the end it wasn't with me for more than 300 years." The fool looked at Deadpool in disbelief and said faintly.
"Die! I won't use you as a urinal even if I die! Deadpool seemed angry and said to the fool.
"Don't worry, all I need is you, so it doesn't matter if you die or not!" The fool said lightly.
Deadpool almost never dies, thanks to his unrivaled ability to recover, and it is because of his ability that he is able to support his unbridled personality, but at this point he is smecta.
Unlike the enemies he had encountered before, the powerful human-speaking dog in front of him actually wanted to make himself his urinal, and Deadpool felt that if he lived like this, he might as well die.
"Hey, brother, just kidding, I have a lot of money! Money! Do you know? This can buy you lots and lots of urinals! It seems that the previous incident did not happen, and Deadpool said to the fool with a hippie smile again.
"Nope! You're the only one for me! The fool gave Deadpool an affectionate look and replied. (To be continued.) )