Chapter 3 Lin Shaotian Anle Temple
I said, "Hey, hey, tell me clearly, what do you mean for me to be blessed?" ”
Bao Lihao pointed behind me and said, "Just look at it yourself!" ”
I turned my head and saw a group of girls staring at me viciously, and I always felt like something was going to happen.
One of the fat and short girls said, "Yang Ze, have you eaten the bear's heart leopard gall? I dare to pull and pull with my male god, it's so unseemly! ”
I said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding." ”
That girl is the leader of our class, even Li Tian can't beat her, her name is Jiang Cuihua.
The four girls who followed behind were the "Four Heavenly Kings" of our class, and they were called: Fu Rongjin, Cun Changyu, Zhou Xuan, and Yang Yunhe.
Every time I think, why don't those singles take wives? I would think that it must be because those who are willing to marry him are only like the "Four Heavenly Kings".
With such a woman, I finally understood the difficulty of being a single.
Fu Rongjin's voice was yin and yang, and she said, "Yang Ze, isn't it because we haven't cleaned you up for a few days, and your skin is itchy?" ”
Suddenly, the class bell was thought, and Jiang Cuihua said, "Boy, you wait, you feel good after class!" ”
I thought: I'll go, I'll run!
It's class, this class is still an English class, and Teacher Han chirped a lot of things that I didn't understand.
Time flies, after a long time, my long-awaited bell for the end of class finally thought, in fact, I am not so looking forward to the end of class After all, Jiang Cuihua ......
Teacher Han left, Jiang Cuihua came to me with the "Four Heavenly Kings", Bao Lihao and nearby classmates disappeared as soon as they slipped away, leaving me sitting alone, on the surface I was very calm, in fact, I was about to pee.
Lin Shaotian stopped them and said, "Why do you have to be like this between classmates, if there are any contradictions, can't you just resolve them?" ”
Jiang Cuihua said: "But...... But this kid ...... Hmph, I'll ignore you! ”
Then, Jiang Cuihua and the "Four Heavenly Kings" all left.
I said to Lin Shaotian: "There is no way to repay the great kindness. ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Hehe, I don't expect you to return it at all." ”
I thought: If you hadn't just lifted me out, I'd have beaten you up right now.
I said, "Oh, yes! Who the hell are you? How can you crack the ghost wall? ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Oh, it turns out that you know that it is a ghost hitting the wall? You are? ”
I proudly said, "I'm a Taoist priest, amazing!" ”
Lin Shaotian said: "It's not amazing, after all, you're just a half-ass." ”
I said, "You...... Depend on! ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Okay, okay, when school is out today, I'll take you to a place." ”
I said, "No, you have to make it clear, where are you going?" ”
Lin Shaotian smiled and said, "Let's sell a pass for the time being, and you'll know when the time comes!" By the way, this matter is related to my identity! ”
I was a little blindsided, thinking: I'll go, is this our cold and handsome handsome guy Lin Shaotian?
I said, "You are ...... mysterious."
Lin Shaotian smiled again and said, "Just know, don't say it." ”
Today, almost all day is English class, I really can't listen to it, it's even more uncomfortable than seeing a ghost, like Tang Seng reciting a mantra to Sun Wukong.
Time flies, soon it will be six o'clock, just after school, our school never has evening self-study, as if it was because someone once jumped off the building, which reminded me of everything that happened yesterday.
When school was over, I said to Lin Shaotian, "Hehe, where are we going?" ”
Lin Shaotian said: "You will naturally know when you get to the place!" ”
I said, "Oh my mother, Mr. Han's mouth is like a machine gun today, and he talks endlessly." ”
Lin Shaotian smiled and said, "Your analogy is too vivid!" ”
We walked for two hours, and at eight o'clock, we finally arrived at our destination, which was a temple called Anrakuji Temple. I thought: euthanasia? This name is really good, what kind of monk should come up with such a good name?
Lin Shaotian pushed open the door of the temple and shouted inside: "Master, I'm back!" ”
A monk came out of the Buddhist hall and said, "Xiaolin! Who is this benefactor? ”
I folded my hands, bowed to the old monk, and said, "Hello old man! My name is Yang Ze, and I am Lin Shaotian's classmate. ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Master, he is a Taoist priest, the kind that catches ghosts. ”
The old monk also folded his hands, bowed to me, and said, "Amitabha, good and good." ”
Although I didn't understand what he meant, I didn't ask him, but said to Lin Shaotian: "It's getting late now, it seems that I have to spend the night here, okay?" ”
The old monk nodded and said, "Of course." ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Let Yang Ze sleep with me!" ”
What I didn't expect at all was that this dignified-looking Lin Shaotian was actually a monk. I looked at this temple, this temple is not big, there are five or six dormitories and a Buddha hall, and there is no one to worship the Buddha in the Buddha hall.
Walking into Lin Shaotian's bedroom, I saw that it was neat and spotless.
There are two beds, Lin Shaotian said: "Fortunately, our school never assigns extracurricular homework, otherwise it would be really impossible to finish walking for two hours and having a meal!" ”
I said, "Anyway, someone called my name last night, it's scary!" ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Hehe, do you know that there are three lamps on people? ”
I said, "I don't know, my grandfather didn't tell me." ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Yesterday your name was a ghost hook, there is a lamp on the head, there is a lamp on the left and right shoulders, if you turn around, the lamp on the shoulder is easy to extinguish, as long as the three lamps of the person go out, the soul is easy to be hooked, some people are not bright, it is easy to get sick." ”
I said, "Oh, I see, Lin Shaotian, you are really a little encyclopedia!" ”
Lin Shaotian just smiled.
The old monk walked in and said, "Donor, it's time to eat." ”
Lin Shaotian said: "Ready! Let's eat! ”
My worldview collapsed a little bit, and I thought: Is this just the same name as Lin Shaotian in our class? I really can't believe that he is a cold and handsome handsome guy Lin Shaotian.
When I got to the place to eat, my worldview completely collapsed! There was a lot of wine and meat on the table, and I thought: Aren't monks the six vacuums? What's going on?
Lin Shaotian patted me on the shoulder and said, "You can eat with your belly open now?" ”
The old monk also gulped meat and drank wine, and I felt that he was not a monk at all.