"Who is Xiao Fengfeng?" Rong Xueli stared at Su Yi and asked Lin Qianmiao sideways.

Lin Qianmiao replied softly: "It's a parrot, Su Min's pet." ”

"The show you want to perform is actually related to Xiao Fengfeng?" Su Min looked at this younger brother in surprise, not knowing what medicine this younger brother was going to sell in his gourd, so he nodded and said, "Okay, seeing that you have successfully aroused my curiosity, I will lend Xiao Fengfeng to you for use." ”

After Su Min finished speaking, she pursed her pink lips and whistled like a boy.

"Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon. Little ladies, little handsome guys, little girls are polite. ”

The sound of its wings vibrating came from the courtyard outside, and then a parrot with dark green feathers and a head that looked like a flower crown flew in. As soon as he stopped on the large crystal lamp that bloomed like a water lily on the ceiling, he immediately nodded to the five girls below and Su Yi to say hello.

"Ahh......h What an amazement! ”

"It's just like a human! Is this still a bird? ”

"Oh, what a cute parrot."

"Did it learn it on its own, or was it taught like this?"

Amid the screams of the four girls, Su Min was shocked.

She is the representative of the English department of Class 3 (7), and she is also the leader of the English salon founded by Miss Han, she has a special love for this foreign language and works hard, she always memorizes words, speaks, and practices listening when she returns home, which causes this parrot to suffer deeply, and with the accumulation of time, it is also a three-sentence English learner.

But now, when this parrot came up, it didn't even spit out "Marking fire, marking fire, I marking fire" or "Oh death, pinching?" It doesn't even understand it, it's just a loose colloquial language that is purely learned from the tongue, but at first glance it has a distinct subjectivity, as if it is a novel statement that it says after thinking about it!

So Su Min was shocked - is this still her little phoenix?

But then I shocked this demon to death-

Su Yi began to talk to it: "Harrow, Xiao Fengfeng, it seems that you are in a good mood today, have you found a treasure or have you found a companion?" ”

"Beer is dead, beer is dead." Xiao Fengfeng played the B-box with its metallic voice, although the voice couldn't compare to those fast-talking men, but it was also a decent simulation.

"What do you mean, you are ——??" Su Yi asked in a daze.

"My companion is my treasure." The cockatoo cried again.

The five girls were very surprised, because they heard it, and this "beer is dead" sounds like a homonym for "my companion is my treasure", and they can't help but be amazed: "It's so talented, this bird." ”

"When is the spring flower and autumn moon, how much do you know about the sorrow in your heart. Xiaolou had an east wind last night, and Acacia was always in the wind and rain. The carved fence and jade masonry should still be there, but the name has been changed. How sad can you be, just like my heart and blood flowing everywhere. Xiao Fengfeng sighed sadly, and a little bird became a melancholy, sensitive, and sentimental poet.

"What's wrong? With so many beautiful women praising you, you're still not happy? Su Yi asked curiously.

"You got another parrot in the room, and I'm angry." Xiao Fengfeng said sourly.

"Oh my God, how many times have I told you, it's a mirror, and that parrot you see is you." Su Yi couldn't cry or laugh.

"You got another parrot in the room, and I'm angry." Xiao Fengfeng did not give up and continued to be more truthful.

"Don't come into my room after you TMD." Su Yi was so angry that he roared.

"The drain of the washing machine is so stupid, I don't like it, can I peck it?" Xiao Fengfeng asked suddenly.

"......" Su Yi was speechless.

"The sofa is getting more and more arrogant, I don't like it to look at, I want to peck it!" Xiao Fengfeng shouted vigorously.

"If you don't like it, you're going to hurt it?" Su Yi rebuked in annoyance.

"yes, or else?" Xiao Fengfeng raised her head very reasonably, looked at Su Yi and asked.

"These size 40 slippers under my feet have long looked unpleasant to you, can I beat you?" Su Yi took off a slipper and made a gesture to fight.

"Oh, I suddenly don't want to peck at them, they're suddenly pleasing to the eye." Xiao Fengfeng dodged and jumped, spread her wings and flew to the other side of the crystal lamp, "Husband, what are you going to do after graduation?" ”

"I'm going to open a shop, and you just have to do the laundry at home – I'll take care of you." Su Yi laughed wickedly.

Su Min, Rong Xueli, Lin Qianmiao and the other two girls saw this scene, and then they were shocked, it turned out that this was the performance program that Su Yi said. It's a fun idea, but how can this parrot be so cooperative? It's like a cross talk partner, it's really magical.

I only heard Xiao Fengfeng say happily: "Husband, you are so good to me!" By the way, what are you going to open? ”

"Open a laundry, haha......" Su Yi laughed.

Su Min and Rong Xueli also laughed out loud, leaning forward and leaning back with laughter and almost losing their temper.

"Look at you guys smiling like thieves." Hearing that she was tricked and was ridiculed by these girls, Xiao Fengfeng quit, "Some people are simply four, except for two or two, minus two or two, it's really two plus two, removing one two and one has a two, and it's twice as much as two!" A gang of two goods, hum! ”

"Xiao Fengfeng, don't be angry, my brother will tell you a real experience, and if you understand it, you will be secretly happy." Su Yi began to tease Xiao Fengfeng, "When I was a freshman in high school, I took an English test, and I couldn't answer any questions when I did multiple-choice questions, so I gestured to my dead friend." The best friend pointed to a few girls, and after I watched them carefully, I was relieved to write ADCDACDB. ”

After Xiao Fengfeng listened, her metallic voice burst the eardrums of these girls with laughter.

These girls looked at this parrot with a confused expression, and they didn't understand the joke of Su Yi's joke at all!

"Why didn't I understand at all?" Rong Xueli bumped Lin Qianmiao with her elbow.

Lin Qianmiao covered her mouth and laughed so much that she trembled, and her bright and affectionate eyes kept staring at Su Yi.

Rong Xueli looked at Lin Qianmiao, and then at Su Yi, she didn't understand the joke, but she understood that Lin Qianmiao seemed to like her tablemate.

"Indecent!" Of course, Su Min, the demon, understood this joke, and couldn't help but scold this younger brother, and then took a pair of hands on his chest to compare the size of his chest.

Rong Xueli and two other female classmates immediately blushed and laughed.

"Thank you, little sisters, for watching. Come on, come on, those who have money will have a money field, and those who have no money will have to pick out a few cents to make a reward-" After Su Yi finished the performance, he actually made up a scoop shape with his palms, like a street performing Jianghu troupe to ask the audience for rewards.

"Marking the fire, marking the fire, I marking the fire" The little phoenix lost Su Yi's flow technique control, immediately returned to normal, and began to croak as usual.