Chapter 43: River crabs are also crazy
"How could it not be? Know that anything is possible! ”
When Wang Zhe refuted Huzi, he poured him a bowl of original thick chicken soup by the way.
Silly Daqiang,, white faces, eagles and stupid cows are lying on the river bank one by one. With their butts facing the holes, they put their hands in the black crab holes and carefully picked up the crabs.
Wang Zhe took Huzi to pick up the reeds, remove the leaves, and leave the smooth reed stalks. I found a torn garment by the river, tore out a strip of cloth, and then tied the two ends together, and the longer and longer they were.
A piece of torn clothing was transformed into seven simple cloth ropes, about two meters long. Although it is not strong and cannot be tied to heavy objects, it is still capable of leashing one or two heavy crabs.
"How's the hole being dug? Did you get crabs? ”
"I got it, but it's weird, the five of us are all female crabs."
"The female is right, not long after the crab has mated, the female crab enters the hole to lay eggs, and the male crab is lying on the bank of the river."
"Daqiang, help your brother tiger catch one too, don't patronize yourself."
"Okay!"
Silly Daqiang bent down, stretched his face to the river bank again, pouted his ass, and looked for the black hole with water at the mouth of the hole.
"Hey, I found it, there is water at the entrance of the cave, and there are crabs in it."
Silly Daqiang furrizzled his hand into it, and the range of movement was very large, because the thin mud in the cave was stirred by his hand, making the water that came out of the cave extremely muddy.
With the experience of digging a hole, Silly Daqiang was full of confidence, and he no longer took the things in the hole in his eyes, and went on a rampage, smashing Huanglong.
And then...... Then he was miserable.
"Ah, I...... It hurts, it's caught me, woo woo woo ......"
"Let you pretend, and then pretend that you are fake, the crab has a real artifact, and it can't kill you."
"Haha, pretending to be fucked instead of being forced, be careful next time you dig a hole, don't be caught again."
When Daqiang retracted his hand, the crab was still hanging on his fingers, and the clamp was strong, and it was red.
Silly Daqiang pulled it out in pain, and angrily threw the crab to the ground, but fortunately there was a grass cushion and was not killed.
Hu Zi happily stepped forward, held down the rampant crab, tied it to a rope, and hung it with a reed.
Wang Zhe sent the reeds and strips of cloth to a group of younger brothers one by one, and asked them to draw scoops according to the gourd, imitate himself and Huzi, tie the strips of cloth to the reeds, and then tie the crab with the other end.
"Please note that the time has come to witness the miracle. Brothers, throw the female crab in your hand into the river and next to the male crab! ”
Wang Zhe naturally loaded the magic stick, looked like it, and took the lead in throwing the female crab tied to the rope into the water, pulling the stick, and adjusting the position.
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, my fishing skills are the most brilliant, the crab in the river obeys my orders, quickly hold the mother river crab." Belch...... Don't care if it's your wife or not, holding it in your arms is the last word. ”
The river crab in the water really seemed to be fooled by Wang Zhe, stupid, stunned, and went straight to the female crab.
After getting closer, he hugged until he was pulled to the surface, and Wang Zhe clamped both sides of the crab cover, and he didn't let go of his "hand".
"Let go, heh, it's really strong to hold, is it your wife who just hugs ......"
Wang Zhe forcibly pulled the male crab off the female crab, and the guy was still dancing with his teeth and claws.
"Shout, still reluctant? Sperm worms are in the brain! ”
Huzi and a few people, seeing that they really caught river crabs, were more excited than Wang Zhe, took the crabs, and observed excitedly.
"Don't look at it, it's specified as male, triangular."
"Oh, God, it's really fair."
"Don't get excited and add ducks to move, eat crabs at night, can you eat enough? It's up to you. ”
"Hey, okay!"
One by one, they followed Wang Zhe's example and threw the female crab next to the male crab.
Some river crabs, very cautious, are frightened by something suddenly thrown at them, and quickly run away, but as soon as they run a certain distance, they smell the fragrance of the opposite sex.
So he hurriedly used all his strength, and sprinted to the side of the female crab at a faster speed than when he escaped just now, and regardless of whether people agreed or not, he directly clawed to prove his strength.
With a "wave", another male crab was fished.
"Dude, it's ashore, it's time to let go, don't be so crazy, okay?"
The knotted his pants, put the crab in his hand, and took the crab from everyone's hands, and pressed the cuff of his pants with a stone to prevent the crab from escaping.
"I really should bring a bamboo basket, I won't have anything to wear later."
"Haha, it's okay, who looks at your little loach."
Male crabs are very crazy, often the female crab has just been thrown into the water, it is a monkey rush to the door, sometimes there will even be two crabs at the same time holding the female crab, pulled ashore together.
The river crabs in the shallow water were soon caught, and there was not much left, and the cloth bag that the had temporarily changed with his pants was getting fuller and fuller.
"Oh my goodness! There's such a big one hidden here. ”
Wang Zhe excitedly threw out the female crab, pulling it back and forth, attracting the attention of the attacking male crab, and finally put it in front of it.
The male crab really didn't resist the temptation, shook the two big pincers, and even wanted to pounce vertically, because the female crab was opposite it, and the shortest distance was to pounce directly. However, a stumble, a bit of drifting, sexual instinct did not let it break through the limit, it can not be rampant.
So, it had to endure its temperament, and ran averse half a circle in a hurry, so that it successfully hugged the female crab, and it was very happy to cling to and hug. However, before it could release its two genitals, the mother crab was pulled by an irresistible force and headed upwards.
The wife who finally grabbed it, ran away before she snapped? Can you run? So, the silly crab hugged the hard-won wife tightly and got out of the water with it.
"Oh, it's time, let go! Do you really think you're holding it's yours? No way! ”
"Shouting, it's really tight, then don't blame me for being unkind."
Wang Zhe worked hard, and it took a long time to take down this crazy male crab, and pulled off one of his claws, making it a disabled river crab.
"You can't rely on the legs to grow if they fall off, so you don't take your legs seriously, you see what my female crabs have been pulled into by you, and the covers are cracked. What kind of psychology do you have? I touched it myself and destroyed it after hugging it, so as not to let other river crabs be cool. ”
Seeing the tragic death of the female crab, Wang Zhe was very angry and taught the male crab in his hand a lesson.
"What's wrong, Brother Zhe?"
"This male crab hugged it too tightly, and the strength hit again, and when I pulled, the female crab was torn apart by it, and the crab roe was about to come out."
"Hey, my female crab isn't dead, but it's almost there, a few legs are drooping, and it is obvious that she can't survive."
Several other people saw Wang Zhe and Huzi discussing the female crab, and they also joined in, saying that their female crab had already died, but the male crab was still hooked, so crazy that he didn't even let go of the corpse.
Saying that crabs are crazy, they are crazy enough, more than ten meters of the river, where you can see river crabs, they are all put into their trouser pockets and fished clean.