Chapter 33: Teasing Card Boy
I gradually saw the appearance of this man, who was wearing a tall magic hat, a magic cloak, and a magic wand in his hand, like a magician.
The magician threw three playing cards at us, and Bai Yan hugged me to dodge his attack, and if it weren't for Bai Yan, I would probably be in Elysium today, because this playing card will explode when it hits the ground.
I said, "Mommy! What the hell is this? ”
Bai Yan said: "Young Master, this thing is a variant of the explosive talisman, and it is extremely powerful. ”
"Oh my God, such a strong man is our enemy," I said to myself, "it's over, we really can't go today." ”
At this time, four playing cards flew towards me again, and for some reason, I actually stood stupidly and didn't dodge.
When these four cards came to me, they suddenly spread out and were inserted in my four directions, south, east, west, and north.
Suddenly, my body couldn't move, and I was a little overwhelmed, and I said, "Bai Yan, what's the situation now?" ”
I saw that Bai Yan was also stupid, so I wanted to seek help from Xia Na, Xia Na first looked at the playing cards around me, and then said to Lin Shaotian: "You go and block this inhuman attack first, and I will explain to this young man." ”
Lin Shaotian and the others left in response, and then Xia Na said to me: "Don't move, I'll take a look at what this thing is." ”
After about twenty minutes, Xia Na said happily: "I remember, this is the soul trapping talisman, which can trap the soul, and it has the same function as Liu Xiaoxue's soul trapping technique." ”
I said, "This ...... How many minutes am I going to be here? ”
Xana said, "No more, no less, just wait for ten minutes!" ”
I just stood still, looking at Lin Shaotian like a fool, and they fought there bloodily.
When I observed Liu Xiaoxue's attack, I discovered a shocking secret - Liu Xiaoxue's soul trapping technique did not have any effect on the card magician at all.
I was stunned, and it wasn't right, it seemed that I was stunned at the beginning, forget it, forget it, anyway, I was a little confused, why wasn't the card magician trapped in the soul? And I'm handsome and dashing, but I'm stuck here?
I saw Li Yi put a pillar of flames, and the result was - the card magician's body was intact.
At this time, "Mickey Mouse" ran over, hugged the card magician and said, "Master, let's go, they are too strong!" ”
Too strong? I feel that this "Mickey Mouse" is very likely to be a spy arranged by Lin Shaotian in the past.
The card magician said, "Impossible, I can't be defeated!" ”
With that, hundreds of cards flew in all directions, but luckily they didn't come to me.
Liu Su said: "I just met him, and I found that he didn't have a trace of ghost on his body, let alone a trace of human aura, and he was very likely to be of other races." ”
Other races? Oh my god, I really can't play anymore this time, this card magician is like a hanger.
"Dao Qi lasts forever, Phantom Sword Technique!" Bai Yan slashed at the card magician with the sword in his hand. "Ahh The card magician was actually injured, and I really felt that this world was amazing.
Lin Shaotian said: "Physical attacks may have an effect on this person, let's try it." ”
I was finally able to move freely, and I took out the thousand-year-old mahogany sword from the spatial ring and joined the battle.
Horizontal split, vertical split, oblique split, the card magician was caught off guard.
The card magician said, "Stop, stop, I admit defeat, I admit defeat." ”
I said, "Wouldn't it have been enough to do this earlier?" Why do you want us to work so hard? ”
The card magician said, "Hee-hee, I just wanted to see if you need to work with me." ”
I said, "Uh...... What the heck? We cooperate? ”
The card magician nodded and said, "That's right, as long as you help, ask for a favor with the dragon and the tiger, and let me stay in the world." ”
I said, "That's fine, I'll talk to them another day." ”
The card magician said, "Do you want to know who I am?" ”
I nodded.
"Actually, I'm a god," the card magician said, "I'm the illegitimate son of King Tota Li, my name is Li Rui, I'm Nezha's brother, I robbed Jin Zha's wife, and then Muzha reported me for holding a grudge, I was supposed to be tortured in the heavenly court, but I secretly ran to the world, how did I know that this matter actually excited the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor sent the dragon and the tiger to come to the world to arrest me, I am so pitiful!" Now it's in your hands......"
I said, "Wait, now my head is a little messy, you said that you robbed Jin Zha's wife, and you were held a grudge by Mu Zha, this is a god situation?" ”
Li Rui said: "It's a long story, so I won't explain them one by one. ”
I said, "Well, we should be able to get out of the playground now!" ”
Li Rui said: "Yes, but can you let me live in your house?" ”
I glanced at Liu Su with a soliciting gaze, and I saw that Liu Su looked indifferent, so I said to Li Rui: "No problem, you are very welcome in our family." ”
Liu Su came to me and said, "Be careful that when the time comes, you will be punished by the heavenly court for secretly hiding and fleeing the gods, and even if the underworld comes forward at that time, it will not be able to protect you." ”
I said, "It can't be that serious!" ”
Li Rui said: "There is no way, this is the case, if you are afraid of being implicated, then I should go elsewhere!" ”
I hurriedly said, "Don't don't, I'm a special onmyoji in the world, and generally they don't dare to do anything to me." ”
Li Rui said: "Thank you so much, you are really a living Bodhisattva!" ”
I said "modestly": "I have won the prize, I am just a little better than the living bodhisattva." ”
Liu Su said: "I knew that Yang Ze was the most shameless creature in the world. ”
I got home and started thinking about what had just happened, and I didn't expect such a strange ending when I first started fighting.
Even though it was Tuesday, my attendance points had already been deducted by the teacher, so I was not afraid of anything, so I decided that I would not go to school.
There are a lot of truants like me, and Liu Su is one of them.
I was going to go to the nearby park to take a walk and relax, but I just happened to bump into Principal Bao.
Principal Bao said to me, "Ahem, the supernatural club has gathered, you hurry over." ”
So I hurried to the supernatural community.
Principal Bao also walked in, he first patted the table, and then said, "The school is giving you a seven-day vacation, and you are going to the resort in City B for a vacation, and the car is already outside." ”
Actually, I really want to ride my hearse, but Principal Bao won't give it!