01 The unreliable system assistant of the pit father

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Bang!

With a loud bang, Yu Mantang, who had just fallen asleep, immediately woke up from his dream, he jumped up directly from the bed with a thrill, opened the bedroom door and wanted to go to the living room to see what was going on, but he had just opened the bedroom door and had not yet entered the living room, when he saw a masked person standing at the door of his bedroom, and before he could react, he had already grabbed his neck.

"For ...... Why ....... ”

The strength of this masked man was extremely huge, and he directly pinched Yu Mantang's neck and lifted him up, making Yu Mantang's face immediately turn purple, and even asking a complete why, this simple three words couldn't be done.

But the other party didn't answer him at all, but when he saw that Yu Mantang could still make a sound, he directly increased the strength of his hand and shook it fiercely, like a monster.

Yu Mantang's eyes were confused for a moment, and then his eyes widened in an instant and he struggled violently, but he was violently slammed into his upper hand, directly holding his entire neck into a mess of rotten flesh, shattering his bones, and immediately losing all consciousness.

"Hey, wake up, it's dawn!"

"Your girlfriend is leaking."

"Hello, my friend has come back from Thailand, hurry up and be cool first."

In a dazed state, he heard a very annoying voice, like a damn fly, whispering something in his ear.

"Don't!"

Under the constant harassment of flies, Yu Mantang slowly opened his eyes and regained consciousness, but after regaining consciousness, Yu Mantang instantly bounced off the ground as if he had been electrocuted, and screamed in horror.

"Don't? Brother, you should say these two words in a different way, for example-Ya Butterfly!? You see, wouldn't it be more emotional to say 'don't' like that? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

The person who finally woke up his consciousness heard Yu Mantang's frightened dancing and shouting, but he was not surprised at all, but instead smashed it and smashed his mouth, and replied to Yu Mantang's words that made people vomit blood.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Who are you? ”

But although it's not a good word, it's very magical, so that the consciousness suddenly regained consciousness, but the moment when the consciousness was still suddenly killed, Yu Mantang, who was in endless panic, instantly woke up, turned his head, and looked at the guy who didn't know who it was with a speechless face.

"I, I am your future life mentor, your most inseparable partner, your most trusted brother, and the most trustworthy comrade-in-arms on the way to the supreme of heaven and earth with the help of the power of the system in the future. It is also the most powerful support for your understanding, guidance, operation, assistance and a series of other things in the system. ”

The other party was very excited and proud to introduce himself.

"System?"

Yu Mantang confirmed with some doubts and some expectations.

"That's right, system!"

After receiving affirmative confirmation, Yu Mantang was silent for a long time: "After saying so much, four words can summarize your lofty identity." ”

"What four words?"

"System Assistant!"

The system assistant rolled his eyes and looked up at a forty-five degree angle for a long time: "Ah, it's also called that." ”

"That's what it called!"

Yu Mantang snorted and stood up, looking at this place that should be the system space nine times out of ten.

It is said that it is a system space, it is better to say that it is a standard room with one living room, two bedrooms, one kitchen and one bathroom, the coffee table, sofas, chairs, chairs, pots and pans are readily available, and there is a bucket of half-eaten instant noodles on the coffee table.

"Where are you here besides this door, like a system space?"

The system assistant shrugged: "Who said that the system space must be magnificent, resplendent or boundless like a world or a starry sky or something?" Please, the system assistant is also a person, okay? If you give me an endless starry sky, where will I sleep? Make it look like a golden dragon around the pillars, I want to watch a happy comedian, where is the TV? I'm alone, creating a boundless world for me, have you considered my feelings? People will be lonely, empty, and cold, okay? ”

Speaking of this, the system assistant made a series of complaints, especially the last sentence, which made Yu Mantang shudder involuntarily, he felt that his system assistant wanted to be a little different, this humanization is too much, right?

It's still the slut kind!

"Okay, okay, just be happy! So, isn't it time to say what the system exists for? ”

Speaking of business, this unobtrusive system assistant also had a straight look: "This system is created by an extremely noble, great, sacred, and supreme existence, which can shuttle between reality and endless planes, and strive to create an invincible, the first in the world, the strongest in the world, and the most powerful existence that can sit on an equal footing with the existence that created the system and override the endless time and the world, because the feeling of loneliness like snow is really unbearable in the heights!" ”

Well, there's nothing new at all, it's just getting stronger, um, and then getting stronger, and it's no different from the dozens of plane-flow novels I've read.

"Shouldn't you be enthusiastic, boy? You're making me very shameless like this, okay for a warm response? ”

After the system assistant finished saying a lot, he looked at Yu Mantang, but Yu Mantang was not surprised at all.

"I've read dozens of system shuttle novels, and they're all like this. And your eloquence, seriously, is not good. ”

The system assistant coughed, and was almost vomited blood by Yu Mantang, if he had it.

"Alright then, I'll do it another way!"

The system assistant took a deep breath and took out a piece of paper: "Do you want to live forever?" Want to fly? Do you want to play Lingxiao and let the Jade Emperor sing about conquest? Do you want to have countless peerless beauties and Chang'e? Do you want to be an ancestor? Want to be invincible? Want to know who the person who killed you is? Do you want to tear him up with your own hands and chop them into buns to feed to the dogs? ”

"Go ahead! Juvenile! See the door? That's the gateway to the endless world, and that's your only path to revenge! That's the only chance you can kill your enemies with your blade! That's the best way for you to choke him by the neck like your killer and send him to hell in despair! ”

"Go ahead! Step inside! Go to the magnificent history to fight the world, and wake up on the knees of the drunk beauty to take charge of the world! Go to the heroic and chivalrous martial arts rivers and lakes, and join hands with the first beauty in martial arts to fight the sword world! Go to the Lanruo Temple in the chaotic world of demons, kill demons, defend the world, and protect the poignant Nie Xiaoqian! Go to the misty and rainy West Lake Broken Bridge to kill Xu Xian, you go and help him fight the White Snake every day and fight Fahai! Go to the superhero-ridden Marvel, cry Hulk, cry Black Widow! Go to the 108,000-mile journey to the west, and take those female goblins in bedwear to abandon evil and follow good! ”

I have to say that although it is a little more straightforward, the worlds depicted by the system assistant really made Yu Mantang's blood boil, and his eyes were red, especially the enemies who can kill themselves with a blade, especially the Japanese White Snake and the Fighting Fahai......

"What am I going to do?"

"Of course, to be the best in the world! Be the strongest man in the sky and underground! Go, the splendid mountains and rivers are waiting for you! The glamorous 3,000 beauties are waiting for you! Countless famous ministers are waiting for you! Go ahead! Juvenile! ”

Then, Yu Mantang left the system space with such a stride, and stepped into the unknown world, leaving only one sentence: "The first in the world?" Lao Tzu wants it! ”

"Huh? It's so easy to get in? I still have 20,000 words to say! ”

Looking at Yu Mantang's disappearing figure, the system assistant stopped his impassioned shouting and dug his nostrils: "This stupid kid, just talking, do you really believe it?" What a naΓ―ve boy! ”

…… What about the impassioned promise? How did it become like this in the blink of an eye?

"And ......."

The system assistant turned his head to look at a packed gift box at his feet: "Didn't he know that there was something called a newbie gift package?" Forget it, I don't think this kind of hot-blooded teenager needs this thing? However, I am a dedicated system assistant, and I cannot withhold the reward of the host...... Doesn't it make sense to charge a storage fee? It was so happily decided. ”

And when the system assistant pit host pit was at peace without shame, Yu Mantang had already passed through the door of the world and came to the home of Shan Xiongxin, the world-famous leader of the green forest in the Sui and Tang dynasties.

However, it is a bit sad that at this time, Yu Mantang was ambitious to be the first in the world, but because of serious injuries, he had to stand up in bed for a few months.

Fortunately, in addition to him, there is also a corpse named Shan Xiongzhong, who is Shan Xiongxin's elder brother, the one who was killed by Li Yuan as a thief with an arrow at the beginning of the Sui and Tang Romances.

Well, Shan Xiongzhong himself is a green forest thief.

But this time, because of the relationship between Yu Mantang, he picked up a life, although he was still shot through the chest, but it did not hurt the heart, and after being rushed back to Erxian Village, it took a lot of effort to save him and Yu Mantang.

During this period of recuperation, Yu Mantang also figured out what was going on and why he was seriously injured and almost died.

That's because after Yu Mantang was killed, he didn't know what shit luck he had taken and was selected by the system to become the host, and then he met the unreliable pit daddy system assistant, and was fooled by the system assistant, didn't ask anything, and rushed into the endless world without a head.

And because he was dead at the time, it didn't matter in the system space, and when he arrived in the real world, he would inevitably have a body, so the system randomly found a corpse with the same name for him.

And this body of the same name is a tall and powerful wild road thief, the stupid dry thief robbed Shan Xiongzhong on the first day, fortunately, Shan Xiongzhong and his younger brother Shan Xiongxin are the same as the kind of righteous and bold real men, seeing that Yu Mantang has amazing strength and looks dignified, so he accepted him as a personal brother. It just so happened that Shan Xiongzhong's weapon was a big knife, and he remembered that there was a Zhou Cang who was also tall and powerful by Guan Erye's side to carry the knife and prepare the horse, so he asked Yu Mantang to also carry the knife and prepare the horse for him, and he also enjoyed the treatment of Guan Erye.

But when he wanted to return to Erxianzhuang the next day, he met Li Yuan halfway, and a cold arrow suddenly shot over, and Yu Mantang subconsciously pounced on Shan Xiongzhong, but Li Yuan's arrow shot the two of them into a sugar gourd and wore them together.

Fortunately, Yu Mantang's heart grew on the right side, and this arrow did not kill him immediately when he passed through the chest, and because he blocked it, the arrow was also weak, and it was also a little off, Shan Xiongzhong also picked up a small life, and the two were sent back to Erxianzhuang by his subordinates, and were saved by Shan Xiongxin's doorman Bian Que reincarnation Wei Zheng.

But the person was saved, but the soul was replaced by another person's.

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