272 Die for my mother in half an hour!
Although Yu Mantang had already spoken before, when it came to Xixi's birthday a few days later, when he saw Xixi's birthday gift, everyone was full of all kinds of envy, jealousy and dissatisfaction with him, including Yaya, who was extremely sweet a few days ago.
Although it's really good to have a song of your own, although it's really great to be the first heroine of Yumantang, although the first MV of Yumantang's life is with her story, it's also very romantic.
But none of these are as loving, romantic, and liking as a cute pet!
Especially the awkward gift is still two cute pets.
And these two cute pets are still chubby, round and very cute, and they are famous all over the world for selling cuteness.
The fleshy body shape, slow movements and cute reactions, coupled with the black and white coat color and big black circles, no matter what kind of goddess it is in this world, it is impossible to resist such two cute pets!
That's right, the gift that Yu Mantang prepared for Xi Xi is two giant pandas, national treasures!
It's just that all kinds of documents were obtained by Yu Mantang after leaving the relationship of his cheap brother-in-law, that is, the current 'prince' Han Weimin, but these two pandas did not come from any breeding and protection base or even the earth.
But Yu Mantang endured the vibration of the viscera every day and vomited blood, and summoned the energy of murderous and resentful energy that had accumulated for half a month, it was a primitive breed of giant panda, from an unknown planet that shared the world equally with the dinosaurs, although it could make a living by selling cuteness, but it was also an absolute fierce beast, and the existence of terrifying combat power.
Of course, it's just a big pup now, and after it develops to a certain extent and is not so ugly and fragile, it's the most Q and cutest period in life.
So although this gift, as he said before, not only did Xixi like it very much, but everyone else also liked it very much, but because of his envy and dissatisfaction with him, he was thrown out.
"Director, what's wrong?"
Lao Zhang was filming a variety show, but after arriving the night in advance, it was a malfunction when he was filming the next day, and the dozen or so people who had been gathered couldn't help but come to the director who had just answered a phone call with a sad face.
"The baby can't come if something happens!"
The director looked at these hosts and guests, and after hesitating for a while, he still said the reason.
"What's wrong with the baby?"
As the captain, Deng Qian immediately cared about his members.
"The baby has been kidnapped!"
"What!?"
Everyone exclaimed, but some of them reacted quickly and immediately responded: "No, director, shouldn't the baby have arrived last night?" Before, you said that you didn't know what was going on and couldn't be contacted, maybe there was a delay halfway, why do you say that you were kidnapped now? If the baby had been kidnapped, the media would have exploded a long time ago! ”
Other people have also reflected, and some even waved to their assistants, took their mobile phones from the assistant's hands and searched them, but there was no news about the baby being kidnapped or even missing.
"Alas~ The kidnapper of the baby is not an ordinary person, it is an arhat in the inner courtyard of Shaolin Temple, I don't know how to fall in love with the baby, and I want to accept the baby as a disciple."
The director sighed and explained helplessly.
"Huh? Is the baby really going to become a monk this time? ”
They all know what the inner courtyard of Shaolin Temple is, and they also know what Arhat is, after all, although their achievements are high or low, they are not newcomers who debuted for a day or two, they are all well-known stars, and they have heard of some things.
There are two parts of Shaolin Temple, one part is the outer courtyard, which is usually called the Shaolin Temple, a very famous tourist attraction. And the other is the inner courtyard, a little lower-level, knowing that those warrior monks with real kung fu are here. And those who are at a higher level know that those monks who have profound Buddhism and can catch ghosts and drive away evil spirits are also in this inner courtyard, and arhats are one of those monks who can catch ghosts.
"Can the baby still come today? If he can't come, what will happen to today's shooting? ”
The director's brows furrowed even tighter: "It was the baby's call to me just now, he has already decided to stay in the Shaolin Inner Courtyard to cultivate Arhats, let alone today, even he won't be able to come to the future shooting!" ”
"Huh? So what to do? ”
The baby is one of the fixed hosts, not a guest, you can temporarily find someone to save an emergency, and even if you remove it, there is no problem, but the fixed host is not a day or two can be over, nor is it a problem to miss a seat once in a while, not to mention the many things involved here, even if you are looking for such a person to replace now, there is no place to find it!
Who can deliberately vacate the schedule for you when they are idle, and they can casually spend months filming a show with you?
What's more, if you don't talk about it in the future, you can talk about those things slowly, just say that in the present, if these problems are not problems, who can rush to the emergency scene today? If there were, someone would have been sent directly from above!
"Director, I think of a person, he definitely has time, not only for today's shooting, but also for future filming, and the notice fee, contract and other issues can be easily solved, not to mention, he is nearby now, and he can be there in an hour or two! In addition, he and the baby's positioning is also very close, both are kung fu star martial arts actors, and their images are positive and positive. ”
Zhang Lanxin's words caught everyone's attention.
"Who? According to what you say, the scope should be very small, there should be only a few people in the whole circle, but how do I not know who is around? ”
Deng Qian is not only an old actor for more than ten or twenty years, but also the vice president of the Actors Association, and he knows a lot about many things in the circle, but with Lao Zhang's description, he is more and more unknown who meets these descriptions.
Lao Zhang gritted his teeth and said the name of Yu Mantang.
"Is that him? Can he come? How did I hear that he recently had the idea of quitting the entertainment industry, and he refused many invitations to film and television dramas and variety shows? ”
As soon as Yu Mantang's name came out, the director's eyes suddenly lit up, but then he remembered some recent rumors about Yu Mantang, and couldn't help but hesitate a little.
"What? He just thinks that the current action movies are not interesting to film, the acting is not enjoyable, and the beating is not enjoyable, so he has been lying at home to support the corpse. It happened to be around here recently, and I called him over with a phone call! ”
The director hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay, then I'll trouble you!" ”
Everyone knows the relationship between Lao Zhang and Yu Mantang, and since she said so, it is definitely the most true news, so the director immediately asked Lao Zhang to contact Yu Mantang to see if he could come to top this gap.
After all, Yumantang is not a small shrimp, although there are not many works, but in addition to Lao Pan's "Clear Water and Blue Sky", a TV series is the male protagonist of the most popular CCTV major drama in recent years, two movies, one is the second male lead of the eldest brother Chen Long's new film, and the other is the new film of the universe bomb with two male leads, and it is also the villain No. 1, the starting point is very high, will he come to this variety show that not many people are optimistic about now?
You must know that no matter where you are, stars have an unwritten rank ranking, the highest is the film circle, followed by the TV drama circle, followed by the singer circle, and then it is the turn of the host circle, not including the director, Yu Mantang returned to surrender his identity to be a variety show coffee one level lower than the host circle?
And he vaguely heard that there are two big Buddhas standing behind Yu Mantang, Wang Siming and CCTV director, and they are not ordinary backers, they are like brothers and sisters, if such a person comes to participate in his variety show, it is really unwantable!
So the director's heart couldn't help but feel apprehensive for a while.
Lao Zhang didn't know what the director thought, so he didn't say anything, and directly dialed Yumantang's phone.
"Hello, the sunshine beauty boy you are calling is not in the service area, please recharge your IQ and then dial!"
Poof!
Listening to the voice on the other side of the phone, everyone couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, only the old Zhang who was ridiculed by Yu Mantang jumped on the corner of his forehead: "Charge your uncle!" Where did you die? ”
Listening to Lao Zhang's roar, Yu Mantang held the phone far away with one hand and clasped his ears with the other: "What about me and Lin'an, what's wrong?" ”
"Grandma is in Wuzhen now, I limit you to appear in front of me within half an hour, otherwise I will unload you and wrap you into buns to feed the panda!"
Lao Zhang was so angry that he forgot that there were a lot of outsiders around him who were not very familiar with him, and even met for the first time, so he roared directly at his mobile phone.
"Don't make a fuss, how can they eat me, the master, pull the lamp and trip?"
Lao Zhang trembled angrily, and the green tendons on the back of his hands came out, if it weren't for the quality of the mobile phone, it was estimated that she would have been crushed: "Roll the calf!" We've said it 800 times, and those two darlings aren't called bin Laden and tripping hell, they're called Nan Nan and Tuan Tuan! ”
Yu Mantang glanced at his lips: "You have come up with such vulgar names for rotten streets, have you considered their feelings?" My name is Unique! Besides, when did you see when I shouted like that, didn't those two dead fat men come over with their butts rolling around? ”
Ahhh
Lao Zhang swore that if Yu Mantang stood in front of her now, she would definitely chop Yu Mantang into meat sauce and throw it into the river in Wuzhen to feed the fish!
"You bastard! The old lady is going to kill you! ”
Listening to a crazy roar on the mobile phone followed by a hanging up beep, Yu Mantang shrugged his shoulders and turned his head to look at Han Wenzhi, who was laughing and enduring a lot of pain, that is, Han Xiaoxiao's third uncle, the current leader of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province: "Third brother, this matter will be handed over to you, I will leave first." ”
Han Wenzhi couldn't help but laugh: "Mmmm, you go quickly, I'll laugh happily for a while when you leave!" ”
Yu Mantang rolled his eyes and gave him a middle finger, then went downstairs and drove away, leaving the provincial building in Jiangsu and Zhejiang for Wuzhen.
Yes, the next part of the content of the real world is the running man, replacing Baoqiang's position, I hope this reason will not make the relatives who like Baoqiang too dissatisfied, and the next will tell you the doubts you had before, why the protagonist is so good to Ding Sitian in the dragon hunting world, and he will not hesitate to scatter.
(End of chapter)