"Eh, I haven't been in touch for a long time, you're the old Wang Ba (right)?"

"Big head, I forgot about me next door to you so quickly, is it reasonable that your hair should be dyed again? I've decided the color for you, just the green one, the grass nest turns into a green prairie in seconds, natural and environmentally friendly. Wang Zhe held the phone, fought back without showing weakness, and then moved the phone away, and the ghost on the opposite side of the province cried wolf and destroyed his ears. Even so, you can vaguely hear the sound of "MMP" and other mouth cannons.

One minute, two minutes ......, endlessly, and the friendship number can't be like this. Make a suggestion to 10086 another day, not only can you not cancel the child's long-distance roaming fee, but you must also set him to roam as long as he calls, and he will also be charged for answering.

When it was finally quiet, Wang Zhe put the phone back to his ear.

"Help me bring a meal back, it's the one we often go to in the three canteens."

"What's the meal? You haven't reached the Bigu period yet? ”

", do you say that if you fight the king pesticide every day, you can completely defend against dichlorvos, another day brother, I will wholesale two or three boxes, and watch you drink."

"It's still your mouth that can't kill you. Okay, okay, seeing that you are cultivating immortals all day long and chasing kidney deficiency, I will help you choose potato curry, pig ear root, tomato, three platinum dishes, right? Do you want to add another elbow? ”

"No, poor! Big head, hurry back to the dormitory, I still have electives in the afternoon. ”

hung up the phone, and the corners of Wang Zhe's mouth still maintained a hint of a smile.

The guy on the other end of the phone just now was his roommate, Li Hu.

The relationship between the two is very good, they are friends with each other, and they are used to talking and demolishing the stage.

Li Hu, as his name suggests, is a tiger head and a tiger brain, and the popular point is that the head thief is very big, and the nickname of big head is worthy of the name.

When they first met, Wang Zhe asked several other roommates to avoid pressing the road with Li Hu as much as possible. What do you say to be reasonable with the facts, and the road is also reading lu, in case this unlucky child has a big brain, thinking of the harm caused to him by Lulu and Lulu brand milk powder, and transferring the hatred to you, isn't it sad.

Several other roommates laughed and scolded Wang Zhe for being too bad. Just kidding, their generation is basically breast milk, and even if they grew up drinking milk powder, it will not be their turn to suffer from the scourge of hydroammonia, and the poisoned milk powder has not yet come out at that time.

Li Hu was not happy at that time, and also gave Wang Zhe a nickname that was not a nickname, Lao Wang Ba. also quoted scriptures and made up Wang Zhe's surname Wang, ranking eighth, named Xiaodan, just a spicy chicken and a bastard.

Since then, the two of them have lost and cherished, and they have come through ups and downs to this day, and their oral strength has steadily increased.

Finding the plug and charging the phone, Wang Zhe began to look for new books on the starting point signing list. In the past few years, the book famine has not stopped, and the old bookworms have suffered from it, and some have even been poisoned to the point of switching to women's frequency.

"Eh, new book, sixth on the list? Not bad, let me see see. ”

"The otaku of the second generation of the big reincarnation technique of the red rich suddenly comprehended the No. 1 Great Crossing Technique when he cultivated immortals at the starting point APP, and since then he has been out of control, and he has become rich with the invention of Meizizi, and has developed from spicy chicken to eating chicken, opening the peak of his life!!"

"Nima, this introduction is written, it's awesome. The protagonist has the same name as me, and it's amazing! Comprehend the Great Crossing Technique when cultivating immortals at the starting point APP? …… It's all called Wang Zhe, why do I carry it like this, I have been cultivating immortals for seven or eight years, not to mention the Great Crossing Technique, and I haven't even gotten the chicken eating system. ”

Silently complaining in his heart, Wang Zhe clicked on the first chapter.

[The bright court, laughter, and even the air is full of joy. The sunlight shone through the curtain-free paper cloth window on Wang Zhe's body, making him have to squint.

The location is bad, one could even say bad, especially at this time, in the middle of summer.

Whatever you say is calm and naturally cool, it's all nonsense, sitting still, it won't take a few minutes, and you will be covered in stinky sweat.

In order for the others in the court to be able to blow a few wisps of hot air, they must not close the broken windows, and endure the direct sunlight at all times.

But who makes it impossible for them to afford a seat?

Money is such a good thing!!

It was precisely because I had no money that I had to hide a few iron coins for lunch every day, and never took them out when the meal was not served.

It sounds strange to hide the money for meals, but Wang Zhe must do it carefully every day to avoid forcibly taking it away with the reason of collecting protection money when the big man bullies him.

In recent days, Wang Zhe has been able to eat lunch every time.

He had learned from his previous experience of hiding money and failing to be searched, and now he never carried it with him, but buried it very close to the cafeteria.

After everyone else went to the cafeteria, Wang Zhefang walked out of the court, saw that no one was paying attention nearby, and cautiously stopped in a place covered with floating soil.

A shallow layer of soil can protect his few lunch dollars well.

When eating, as long as you go to the place where the money is buried and pretend to lift your shoes, then use scissors to quickly dig out the money, run over and hand it to Aunt Li in the canteen, so that lunch can be saved.

Three iron coins can buy a steamed bun, a small plate of pickles, and a bowl of porridge, which are enough for Wang Zhe to fill his stomach.

Taking the things he bought, Wang Zhe moved lightly to the corner of the wall, piled them down, and swallowed them slowly, as if he could eat the taste of meat.

Of course, the canteen will not only have steamed buns and pickles, but also pig's trotters, roast chicken, fish balls, and mare's milk wine, as long as you can afford it.

A roast chicken costs a silver coin, but a silver coin can be exchanged for twenty iron coins, which is worth a poor child's lunch money for a week.

The eldest and a few of his fox friends are particularly fond of eating roast chicken, they are not rich and noble, and they also have no money.

But they can grab!

There are always a few unlucky ghosts whose steamed buns and pickles turn into fragrant roast chicken, which they divide up and eat into their stomachs.

When he ate roast chicken for lunch, the eldest one was very angry because he didn't get any of the two chicken legs. In terms of share money, he could only get chicken wings and a few pieces of chicken rack meat.

With the steamed buns, after eating the chicken, the big one spit the chicken bones in his mouth to the ground, and looked up to catch a glimpse of Wang Zhe squatting in the corner of the wall in the distance eating steamed buns and pickles.

When the big man saw that Wang Zhe still had money to drink porridge, the anger in his heart suddenly churned. You can eat chicken legs by yourself with only one iron coin, and in the past, because you were robbed of money, you can only eat a steamed bun and drink cold water at noon, and you still have money to drink porridge.

The big man's eyes were about to erupt with fire, and in his opinion, Wang Zhe was not drinking porridge, but his chicken legs.

In this way, none of the three iron coins should be left for him, and the next time he robs him, he won't even be able to eat steamed buns.

Thinking of robbing money, he found that he seemed to have not found money from Wang Zhe for several days. I thought it was someone else who took the lead, but now it seems that this is not the case. This kid is clever, shouldn't he stuff money in his crotch?

There are many people in the cafeteria, and the big one is not good to bully Wang Zhe directly, but he can't swallow this breath.

When he was leaving after eating, he deliberately passed by his side, raised his leg with a kick, and hit his small arm, so that the unfinished steamed bun and pickles in Wang Zhe's hand flew out.

There is no need to look back, the big one knows that the kid has received it just by the feeling from his feet, and this strength is absolutely black.

……

When the severe pain came, Wang Zhe hugged his injured arm and said nothing, and after a long while, he still couldn't hold back, and the tears in his eyes fell in strings like bead curtains.

Seeing that the eyes of the people around him moved to themselves, most of them had the mentality of watching the play, and some of the familiar eyes were full of sympathy. Wang Zhe felt even more humiliated, he didn't want to see any of these eyes, he supported the ground with his left hand, and ran to the court with tears in his eyes after standing up.

Returning to his seat and lifting up his sweat-soaked long sleeves, the corners of Wang Zhe's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but let out a "hiss".

Looking at the bruised forearm, the young face suddenly became extremely hideous and distorted. The whole person exudes ferocity, which is too abrupt, like a split personality, and he gritted his teeth and roared:

"Stab you ......"

As he spoke, his fists clenched and his shoulders shook slightly. If the big man who bullied him was in front of him, maybe Wang Zhe really couldn't help it, took out the rusty scissors in his trouser pocket, and stabbed him at him, and it was a big deal to be arrested and sent to the army.

The other teenagers next to him had already seen this, and were not frightened by Wang Zhe's hideous face, but muttered and discussed. After some schadenfreude or sympathy, a conclusion that everyone knows is introduced - Wang Zhe has been charged protection money again.

The bell rang, and the hustle and bustle of the public hall gradually returned to a small bustle.

Yes, not quietly, but with a small bustle.

A middle-aged man in a long shirt walked over with a ring ruler behind his back, and then told the glorious deeds of the city lord with a calm expression, which is brainwashing to put it bluntly......]

"Rub, that's all for the first chapter? It's less than 2,000 words, it's so short, how did this author named Online Essay Pickup sign a contract? No, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to complain. ”

Click on this chapter review, Lao Wang turned on the spit mode.

"Although it's very exciting, but a chapter is so short, and you still have the face to ask for votes?" Wow", do you hear that? If you tear it up, you won't give it to you, and the content of the chapter in the future must be more than two thousand, otherwise you won't be given a single one. ”

"Anyway, my name is also Wang Zhe, how about the cute lord to buy your big crossing technique? It's a big deal, after I learn it, I wear it to you as the protagonist, isn't it just pretending to be a slap in the face? Don't worry, I'm very experienced. ”

I just finished posting this chapter review, and before I had time to turn the page, someone replied in seconds.

Looking at the latest news that suddenly appeared, Wang Zhe was a little confused.

[The online article replied to Lao Wang that he earned 100 million: I will send you the Great Crossing Technique, which will take effect immediately, and also, don't curse me when you arrive at that place, otherwise you will be ready to fight a bachelor for the rest of your life. 】

"Hehe, this author is quite funny."

Wang Zhe couldn't help but laugh out loud after reading it.

"Oh,, why does your arm hurt so much......"

Wang Zhe turned his arm slightly, and was startled by the scene that came into view. Suddenly stood up, looked around, opened his eyes to the maximum, and saw the actors in retro clothes.

Oh...... Wrong......

He only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, and his palms were weak and weak to touch his head. Moments later, he fell to the ground with a thud, and his face remained unbelievable after fainting.

PS: New books for collection,!!! The collection will send the chicken system, and the vote will pass on the big crossing technique.