Chapter VI: Interrogation
Because the three of them faithfully implemented Plan C, that is, they directly acted as grandsons without any resistance, so the indigenous action to capture the three fools was very smooth, and the surrender action on the earth seemed to be applicable to this world, so there was no unnecessary misunderstanding between the two sides.
Of course, even if the three of them want to resist, they are probably asking for their own hardships.
Not to mention the hummingbird-like hovering aircraft that appeared above their heads silently, just to say that the three natives who jumped directly from it were all large and large with a height of more than 2.2 meters, which was enough to make the three of them scare urine.
Not to mention that these natives are still heavily armed, wearing fully enclosed ink-colored holographic helmets on their heads, tightly wrapped in a silver-gray combat uniform made of special materials, reflecting bulging muscles, with a wide belt buckled around their waists, which are filled with unknown glowing objects, wearing combat boots with magnetic levitation function on their feet, and holding a cool-shaped energy gun in their hands.
is dressed like this, it is comparable to the future war policemen in the blockbuster of the United States, although the three fools have always acted out of tune, but they are not aware of their strength, how dare they be strong.
In the process of being captured, the three were not abused, but after being put on a high-tech collar by the natives around their necks, their brains instantly lost command and control over all body parts below the neck, and they could only be at the mercy of others.
Of course, the physical function above the neck is not affected, and the ability to think, speak, hear, see, and smell is normal, but the movements that can be done are very limited: blinking, sneezing, spitting......
"I knew that it was unreliable to lose copper coins!"
After being put on a confinement collar, Shan Liang couldn't help but spit on the ground, still haunted by the divination.
And Xu Wei was wide-hearted and fat, and after a comfortable sneeze, he only asked three words: "Do you care about rice?" ”
Li Yi winked at the two fools and said nothing.
……
"Name?"
"Li Yi. (Shan Liang, Xu Wei)"
"Age?"
"27 years old. (26 years old, just turned 27)"
"Gender?"
"Male. (Do you think I look like a woman?) Male. )”
"Occupation?"
"Teacher. (Homeless.) Temporary workers. )”
After being isolated and examined here, the answers of the three of them were quite normal, and then the next answer made the interrogated natives a little crying and laughing.
"Where did it come from?"
Li Yi: "Earth." ”
Shan Liang: "Huaguo." ”
Xu Wei: "The pimple in the Northeast." ”
"What's that pimple?"
Xu Wei: "......"
"How did you get here?"
Li Yi: "There is a wormhole ......"
Shan Liang: "Crossing." ”
Xu Wei: "Wasn't it captured by you?" ”
"Are you with those two?"
Li Yi: "Yes. ”
Shan Liang: "Of course. ”
Xu Wei: "Sort of, in fact, I was deceived by them." ”
"Since you're all together, why are you all coming from different places?"
Li Yi: "I really set off together, there may be some misunderstanding." ”
Shan Liang: "Don't blame me, you didn't ask clearly!" The earth is part of the kingdom of China...... Oh no, Huaguo is part of the earth...... It doesn't seem right, Huaguo is a country on the earth, and we are all Chinese. ”
Xu Wei: "Blame me?" ”
"What is the purpose of your coming to this planet?"
Li Yi: "I'm curious about what world is on the other side of the wormhole, so I wanted to come and take a look." ”
Shan Liang: "I didn't mix well over there, so I wanted to start over in a different environment." ”
Xu Wei: "I don't know, they asked me to come too, so I came, maybe because I was bored." ”
……
After some interrogation and investigation, the censors finally came to a conclusion that they believed to be the truth, and submitted an investigation report:
1. After on-the-spot investigation, it was found that there was indeed a miniature wormhole about to dissipate at the starting point of the three illegal intruders, and the cause of the formation of the wormhole was unknown, and the direction of the wormhole was unknown, and it was impossible to identify. Although there is no valid evidence to prove their origins, the polygraph test shows that the confessions of the three illegal intruders are true, so it can be determined that they came from a planet called Earth, let's just call them earthlings.
2. Although there are slight differences in pronunciation, the language spoken by the people of the earth is confirmed to be one of the three major lingua franca in the world, and it is also the official language of the Republic of Yanu, one of the three well-known countries. As for China, it is not found in the list of world countries, or it is a small country that is attached to a branch of the Yanu Republic, so it is not worth further investigation.
3. The possibility of espionage by foreign hostile forces is basically ruled out. The circle of the Republic of Yanu is separated by hundreds of millions of light years from the circle on which the planet is located, and the two are at odds on the star map, and the two sides have no interest in related interests. Although one of them carried a steel dagger weapon with him, it was assessed by the professional technical department as an antique decorative knife, and the danger level was toy-grade or collectible.
Fourth, the clothes of the three people are made of very rare animal and plant fibers, and the small amount of food and drinking water they carry is a mixture of pure natural green and organic ingredients after laboratory testing, and most of the ingredients are not known in formula, and their value is assessed as top luxury goods. It can be confirmed that his background should be a descendant member of a local aristocratic family, with a wealthy family, a luxurious life, and a penchant for collecting, but the three of them firmly denied this identity, or it may be related to their lack of experience in the world and their failure to perform "coming-of-age ceremonies".
5. Attachment - Legal Opinion: Three earthlings who crossed the wormhole and broke into the territory of the planet without the approval of the General Administration of Customs and Defense of the planet, their actions have essentially constituted the crime of illegal entry and should be detained indefinitely. However, it should be considered that: 1. The earthlings are citizens of a large country in the Yanu Republic, and forced detention may be a diplomatic risk; 2. They have no malicious or ulterior motives, and have a good attitude, cooperate with the investigation, and meet the requirements for leniency; 3. Earthlings or nobles should enjoy the right of bail and immunity under the General Code of Natural Persons and Aristocrats, and should be taken into account when sentencing. Therefore, it is advisable to take a light haircut.
……
If the three of them saw this seemingly self-justifying investigation report, they would probably laugh on the spot.
Swiss Army knives become decorative antique toy knives? Compressed biscuits have become a top luxury? Became a nobleman who lived a luxurious life? Do you dare to come up with more spoofed conclusions?
However, the natives attached great importance to this investigation report, so the final verdict was: 1. It was found that the crime of illegal entry was not convicted, and the crime of illegal immigration was convicted, but the prisoner was exempted; 2. Bail is allowed for a period of 3 years, during which the three persons are not allowed to leave the planet and are always on board; 3. Confiscate all carry-on items as bail; 4. During the bail period, the three persons may enjoy the same rights and bear the same obligations as citizens of their own countries, so they must report to the military department immediately after bail, enlist in the army, and after completing the one-year coming-of-age military service, their status can be changed from illegal immigrants to full-fledged legal citizens.
……
Although this verdict is incredible, and the verdict is completely unacceptable, under the guiding principles of the third set of C plans, the three of them finally did not let out a single fart, and honestly pinched their noses and signed on it.
At least the fortunate thing in the misfortune is that everyone has not been abused, their lives have been saved, and they can still have a certain degree of personal freedom.
Of course, so-called personal freedom is actually very limited.
said that he was released on bail, but in fact he was under house arrest in disguise, and the relevant civil and military and political procedures were handled by indigenous personnel, and the three were sent directly to the boot camp after the quarantine review was completed.
The three of them met again in the boot barracks.
As soon as they met, Shan Liang grabbed Li Yi's neck: "Aren't you going to throw copper coins to measure good luck?" We're now being sent to the army, and that's what you threw out? ”
Xu Wei hurriedly pulled the two away and helped Li Yi say a fair word: "It's quite reliable!" didn't suffer much, and found the human organization so quickly, and had an identity that could be explained, and the humans in this world were okay except for a little higher, and they didn't go beyond the three views. At that time, if I had gone in the other direction, I might have been blinded. ”
"But we're in the barracks now!" Shan Liang wanted to cry without tears: "This is the rhythm of going to the front line to fight!" Don't you know that fighting a war kills people! ”
Li Yi said half-seriously and half-jokingly: "It's okay, the humans here are all so tall, and you are so short, if you start a war, your goal is very small, and the chance of survival is very high." And don't forget, we will 'light work', can't we run if we can't beat it? ”
Shan Liang still said angrily: "Run? Why didn't you run when you were targeted by that flying machine? By the way, why didn't you warn at the time? ”
Li Yi spread his hands helplessly: "I really didn't mean it, that thing didn't move at all when it came, and the speed was fast, and before I could confirm it, it was already on top of our heads in the blink of an eye." At that time, I was afraid of irritating the other party, and I didn't dare to shout indiscriminately. ”
Xu Wei played a round and said: "Okay, the past is over." Lao Li, now this situation, help analyze and analyze? ”
Dangdangdang!
In the barracks at this moment, in the illusion of everyone, the aura of wisdom seemed to rise from the back of Li Yi's head, and his logical thinking and analysis ability began to awaken: "In fact, you don't need to analyze and just look at it with your eyes, you know that this is an interstellar world with very developed technology!" But whether this world is a different world, or a future world after the upgrade of our original world, is not certain for the time being. ”
Shan Liang interjected: "It should be another world. During the interrogation, the natives here did not seem to have heard of the earth and Huaguo, if it was an upgrade board of the original world, how could the earth be said to be the home planet of our human race, so that no one knew. ”
Li Yi shook his finger and said, "No, no, no, not knowing doesn't mean no." Maybe it's been too long and people have forgotten, maybe the natives here haven't studied human history, maybe the earth has changed its name...... You know, this is an interstellar world, it's normal for you to have too many planets and you can't remember the name, and it's normal to have a planet with the same name. ”
Seeing that no one refuted, Li Yicai continued: "Since we were able to get away with it without being further investigated, I don't think it's because we're lucky, but there must be some justifiable reasons. In this regard, please do not doubt the intelligence of the indigenous people, let alone the professionalism and professionalism of the censors. ”
Shan Liang and Xu Wei couldn't help but subconsciously shrink their necks, originally they were still lucky, thinking that they had the protagonist's aura to protect their bodies so thrillingly, but when they heard Li Yi say this, they calmed down in their hearts and thought about it secretly, and immediately recognized the reality.
Indeed, since the natives have been able to develop such a brilliant high-tech civilized world, they are definitely not idiots who can be manipulated by others, and the only explanation is ...... Well, I don't know how to say it, my thinking is a bit confusing, so let's listen to the explanation of Mr. Li, a professional analyst.
“…… We all confessed that we came through the wormhole, so I'm sure they did a field trip and even found the wormhole that was about to disappear. Since they didn't get to the bottom of this problem, it is obvious that the artificial wormhole technology of this era should have been widely used, otherwise they would not easily accept the existence of wormholes. Of course, they may have understood what we mean by crossing as a jump, so we can get through the confusion. ”
After listening to this explanation, Shan Liang gave Li Yi a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart: "The thinking is clear, the logic is reasonable, pass!" ”
“…… Also, did you find any? We didn't understand the language they used at first, but as soon as we spoke, the natives who interrogated us immediately changed their words to fluent Mandarin, but the pronunciation was a little weird. What does this mean? It shows that they are proficient in Chinese or even many Chinese, and it also shows that there are ethnic groups or countries in the world that use Chinese. Then a further inference can be drawn - this world is very likely to be a sci-fi upgrade of our original world, that is, the future world! ”
Xu Wei learned from the mentor in a variety show, stretched out his hands, and gave two thumbs up at the same time: "Praise for you!" ”
I only heard Li Yi say again: "There is one clause in the verdict: confiscate the items we carried with us as a deposit. What does this mean? ”
Xu Wei raised his hand to speak: "It shows that the natives have no morality, no principle, no bottom line, and take advantage of it!" ”
Shan Liang touched his chin and said, "It shows that our things are taken by them!" ”
Li Yi snapped his fingers: "Half of the answer is correct!" According to common sense analysis, the sum of the bail money of the three of us should not be a small amount, but since a few packets of compressed biscuits and a few bottles of mineral water can be used as a deposit, this obviously shows that our things are extremely valuable! Therefore, those things we have buried will be used well in the future, which is the capital of our fortune, and it is very likely to become our golden finger. ”
Foodie Xu Wei immediately quit: "Just a few things, it's gone when it's used up, it's not worth it, right?" Besides, those foods have an expiration date, and they can't be stored for long, so it's better to eat them yourself. ”
Li Yi didn't object too much, but said, "Save it as much as possible." It is possible that this world is desperately lacking in a natural environment suitable for the growth of crops, after all, the earth is unique, and the number of terrestrial planets in the universe must be extremely rare. Moreover, some species on the earth may have become extinct in this world, and the so-called scarcity is expensive, and the food we bring is a peerless treasure! ”
Xu Wei blinked and said, "Didn't we bring a lot of crop seeds, maybe we can engage in a monopoly business in agriculture in the future." ”
As soon as he heard this, Shan Liang's eyes suddenly flashed with gold: "I'm not good at researching anything, doing business is my forte!" This idea is very thoughtful and has a head! ”
Li Yi also nodded thoughtfully, and then said: "I have a faint feeling that these natives seem to be a little polite to us, and even a little respectful...... I don't believe that the natives of this world are so kind and humanitarian, and can be so kind to the aliens who have illegally invaded...... By the way, they asked me if I was a nobleman, and I denied it, but maybe that's the key. ”
Shan Liang, who is very good at observing words and feelings, carefully recalled the process of being interrogated, and couldn't help but say: "You also asked me, and I didn't dare to lie...... I think it's a little bit of a slap in our minds, but why are they sending us into the fire pit? And what other rites of passage? Our hair has already grown together, okay! ”
"Coming-of-age ceremony......" Li Yi muttered, "It may be a kind of compulsory military service system for human beings on this planet when they become adults, or it may have some other special meaning......
Xu Wei, who doesn't like to use his brains very much, waved his hand and made a final concluding speech: "If you come, you can settle down." ”