Chapter 40: The Most Primitive War
Heavy rain on the island has caused the river to rise, so some big fish in the upstream main pole river will inevitably be washed down by the torrent, which is inevitable and there will be no accident, so Yun Yanuan is very confident that he can eat fresh grilled fish today.
But this is not something that can be done alone, he called Diana to accompany him, and asked Maya and Kexin to take care of the campfire, and the turtle shell is now a honeypot, which naturally can no longer be used to make soup, so he asked the two of them to take a walk around the nearby river, looking for something that can be replaced, such as a relatively flat stone, or a hollowed out wood, it is okay.
Cookers are indispensable in the wilderness, and hot water can avoid many diseases. In a civilized society, there are doctors and ample medicines, but there are no here, and a small dysentery may kill people.
The grass basket was held up to the maximum by Yun Yanuan, and Diana came to the river, the river water at this time was not as muddy as in the morning, but it was still not very clear, such water quality, it was very easy to catch fish, and it was not unreasonable to fish in troubled waters.
Tie the straw basket to a hardwood pole with bark, and then place it on the edge of the river, clinging to the grass roots along the river, and then let Diana walk in front with another hardwood stick, and use the pole to stir the weeds at the water's edge, and the two of them walked forward one after the other.
The fish under the grass roots by the river will be disturbed by Diana's stick, and then when they escape, they will fall into the grass basket that follows behind, Yun Yanuan is not worried that these fish that enter the grass basket will escape, because the brain of the fish is very simple, after it enters the grass basket, it will only hit hard in one direction, and will never look back, it is estimated that the fish are all Aries.
"Hurry up, hard!" Yun Yanuan shouted from behind. The faster they go, the more fish they can catch.
"It's okay to hurry up, what do you mean?" Diana wondered.
This is not to blame her, although her Chinese is very good, but she does not know some special words.
"怼, that is, the meaning of insertion, to make a hard effort is to insert hard!" Yun Yanuan explained.
"Oh? Isn't that a man's thing? Why do you want me to do it? Diana shrugged.
"Damn, I'm talking about the fish nest, not me!" Although Diana was talking nonsense, she sped up, and Yun Yanuan followed closely behind and said.
"Ahh My God, you have such a fetish, no wonder I am such a wonderful woman in your arms, you don't dare to scold me, it turns out that you are GAY and like to be scolded! Hey? That's not right, right? Then why do you still jerk off? Are you bisexual? It's terrible, you're the only man on the desert island, how can I live in the future!! Diana was obviously making fun of the man next to her, and she kept laughing as she spoke.
"Dead woman, hurry up and catch the fish, you talk nonsense, be careful that I really scold you! Also, I didn't jerk off, and the secretions were all yours! I am the most wronged backbiter! Yun Yanuan dragged the fish basket and scolded back.
"Ahh It's mine? You... You... You actually ** me when people are asleep, it's too much for you, why don't you wake me up and come again! Diana said angrily: "This kind of thing, how can you enjoy it alone." I'm not going to get pregnant! ”
"Dead woman, it's you who have a spring dream, you enjoy it, I'm ..... I've been holding it back! I was also misunderstood by you, I was wronged to death, more wronged than Dou E! Yunya said with a puff.
"Ahh That's right, I'm ashamed, but I do have a spring dream! It looks like you're not lying! Diana didn't feel embarrassed at all, this was their customs, if they were Oriental, they would definitely be ashamed to jump into the river.
"Don't worry, I'll be responsible for you, do you want me to help you! Hahaha! Diana said with a laugh.
Yun Yanuan snorted and ignored her, but her eyes couldn't help but be attracted by the peach buttocks swaying from side to side in front of her. The grass after the heavy rain was already very slippery, Diana ran very fast in front, suddenly an accident, her feet slipped, and the whole person plunged into the river diagonally, Yun Yanuan was staring at her beautiful buttocks, her attention was very concentrated, and she found her danger almost immediately, so her right hand reached out at the right time, hugged her waist, twisted hard under her feet, the bodies of the two people were entangled, and rolled towards the shore, even at this time, he did not throw down the grass basket in his hand, God knows how many fish are caught in it now.
The grass basket was thrown to the grass five or six meters from the shore by Yun Yanuan's waist force, so that even if the fish inside jumped out, they could not escape into the river, while he and Diana rolled to the grass, and when they stopped, Diana rode Yun Yanuan's waist with both legs, and her upper body lay on his chest, and the two faces of the two people were only two or three centimeters apart, breathing the hot breath from each other's mouths.
It seems that there is a heart, or it is a matter of course, it should have been like this a long time ago, the lips of the two are naturally tightly printed together, Diana's lips are soft, very elastic, warm and warm on the lips, very comfortable, her kissing skills are very good, it can be said that from the beginning, she has always occupied the initiative, guiding the man's lips, all his movements.
The fire ignited from Yun Ya Nuan's lower abdomen, and almost instantly burned to his eyebrows, his spirit. Yun Yanuan's mouth left her lips, walked over her chin, and swiped over her graceful swan-like neck, feeling the beating of her carotid artery inch by inch with her lips, a pair of big hands pulled in front of her slender but clear waist, and swiped over her lower abdomen with obvious abdominal muscles, all the way up.
Yun Yanuan swears, this is countless times more wonderful than any fantasy, over the years, I have met many women, but none of them are as perfect as her body.
Go to his preservation of physical strength, go to his vigilance, everything to him, now is the atomic bomb exploding next to Yun Yanuan, he also completely ignores it, he wants her, immediately, now.
Just as he was about to turn over and get on his horse, there was a sudden thunderbolt, although the sound of this thunderbolt was very good, but it was still a thunderbolt.
"Yike!! What are you two doing? These were the voices of two people in unison, and Kexin and Maya, two pretty little girls, were looking at a pair of men and women on the grass with their eyes wide open.
Yun Ya Nuan's back was numb, cold sweat broke out, and his original majestic spirit was suddenly beaten by frost. He had to admit that his impulsive senses just now were wrong, because without the use of the atomic bomb, the two little girls could directly stop this expedition.
"I (she) fell into the water, and he (me) pulled me (her) up."
Yun Ya Nuan and Diana said in unison......