Chapter 69: Acting in a High-Profile Way (Thanks to book friends Mio Shuying and Asagi for their tips)

After all, Zhao Lingxuan and I have only known each other for half a day, and it is indeed difficult to make a choice to entrust my life to someone who has known her for less than half a day, even if this person has saved her life. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Besides, if something goes wrong with me along the way, it is very likely that you will end up in ashes. And find a place to hide, although you can't enter the city of vain death in front of you, but at least you can spend a period of time in peace.

Zhao Lingxuan's expression was hesitant, and it seemed that she couldn't make a decision immediately. While she was thinking, I exercised some pranayama, and with her, it could at least serve as an early warning.

I don't know how long it took, but I ended my pranayama and found that Zhao Lingxuan was staring at me.

"I know I'm handsome, but you don't have to look at me like that, do you?"

"Phew, make a face (stinky and shameless)!" Zhao Lingxuan pouted and said.

"Have you thought about it? Are you going with me to die, or are you going to find a place to die? ”

"Alas~, I'll go with you, if I encounter any evil ghosts alone, I will definitely become someone else's nourishment. Besides, you're so good, maybe you really succeeded, and you can follow you when the time comes. Give it a go, turn your car into a motorcycle! Oh no, it's a bicycle turned into a motorcycle, and there is still hope to have it, in case it will come true! ”

Zhao Lingxuan clasped her hands on her knees, and then rested her head on her wrapped arms. She stared blankly in the direction of the city of the dead and muttered, not knowing whether it was for me or for herself.

This time, I looked away, I didn't expect Zhao Lingxuan to make a decision so quickly, or choose a path with an unknown future!

"In that case, let's go!" I got up and said to Zhao Lingxuan.

"Where?" Zhao Lingxuan turned her head to look at me and asked.

"Of course it's a dead city! But before we do that, we're looking for something more important! ”

"Oh, I've given you my life anyway, so go wherever you say! What could be more important than going to the City of the Dead? Zhao Lingxuan was puzzled.

"Well, look at the clothes on our bodies, of course, the more important thing than going to the city of the dead is to get a piece of clothing to wear! I don't want to send a bunch of demons and then another bunch of perverts! ”

"You, turn around, don't look!" After listening to my words, Zhao Lingxuan realized that she was embarrassed, and then shouted at me with both hands on her chest, and even her face turned red.

"Let's go, I've seen everything that should have been seen anyway, and I've watched what shouldn't have been seen. If I want to see it, you won't be able to cover it even if you wear ten layers of clothing! I was speechless.

"Hmph, stinky rascal!" Zhao Lingxuan said shyly.

"Then you too, you've been watching me for so long. We've watched everything that should be seen and what shouldn't be seen, and we're even! Let's go, or it's getting dark! ”

"Can that be the same? I'm a girl...... Hey, you wait for me! ”

Seeing that Zhao Lingxuan was endlessly on this issue, I simply ignored her and began to walk forward step by step, and finally she was so angry that she stomped her feet, but she still followed.

The Song Dynasty poet Li Qingzhao's "Summer Quatrain" has clouds: life is a hero, death is also a ghost. When I was alive, I was not a master, but now the road to the city of the dead is full of hardships and dangers, and I am going to be this ghost hero!

Although I can't use Dao magic at will here, and I don't have the Longyang Sword, I have the Reincarnation Disk, the Judge's Pen, and the Chenghuang Seal, which are originally things from the underworld, and they are more lethal than the Longyang Sword in this environment. It is precisely with these three treasures that I have the confidence to take Zhao Lingxuan to break into the dead city.

It's just that I sadly found that the function of these three treasures to connect with the underworld has failed, otherwise I wouldn't have to go to the dead city in vain.

"Boy, hand over your beautiful little girlfriend, and then obediently come over and let my brothers suck your soul."

Not long after walking forward with Zhao Lingxuan, there were really a few blind guys who wanted to beat our idea. In fact, their purpose was Zhao Lingxuan, but they just felt that I was a little in the way, so they planned to absorb my soul by the way.

"Big brothers, can we discuss it, I voluntarily give my girlfriend to you. You see my girlfriend is so beautiful, can you spare my life? I said with a flattering face.

"You ......" Zhao Lingxuan immediately became angry when she heard my words, and her teeth creaked with hatred.

"Hahaha, this kid is really obedient. Oh well, we promise you! ”

"No! If any of you can beat this guy down, I'll follow my aunt and grandmother! ”

Just when a few blind guys were about to promise me, Zhao Lingxuan said to them angrily.

"Yes, yes, this girl has a character, brother likes it!"

Hearing Zhao Lingxuan's words, the eyes of several guys who didn't open their eyes were straight, and they almost didn't have a laugh! You said that this person is really, and he still doesn't forget this bite even after he dies. Could it be true that as Confucius said, it is also color-eating?

"You hired someone to murder your husband!"

"Phew, I'll kiss you big-headed ghost! Besides, you sold me first! ”

“……”

Just when a few blind guys were eager to do it, Zhao Lingxuan and I quarreled.

"I said you're not done with both? The noise made my brother's head hurt! ”

"It's not over!"

Zhao Lingxuan and I said in unison, and as soon as the word "finish" was spoken, we both moved at the same time.

With the seamless cooperation of Zhao Lingxuan and me, a few blind guys didn't even stick to a round, and at this time they were lying on the ground and rolling non-stop.

"Just a few of you still dare to beat my aunt and grandmother, are you tired of it? That nasty guy took advantage of my aunt, and my aunt couldn't beat him, just forget it, you rotten sweet potato and stinky bird eggs even want to take advantage of your aunt! I kick and kick...... Kick you to death! Zhao Lingxuan said with an indignant face, and kicked a pervert at his feet.

"Oh, stop! Who took advantage? I've said it's all about us! Also, don't kick and walk away carefully. ”

"You ......"

None of those blind guys were spared, and they were kicked by Zhao Lingxuan one by one, and I felt a little sorry for them.

In the end, I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I pulled Zhao Lingxuan aside, and the few guys who kept moaning showed me extremely grateful looks.

"Leave your clothes behind and fuck off!"

In order to survive, these perverts had to leave behind their clothes, and then crawled and fled, for fear that we would regret it.

I chose two sets of clothes that were more suitable for me and Zhao Lingxuan to wear, and handed one of them to Zhao Lingxuan.

Zhao Lingxuan wrinkled her nose and took it extremely reluctantly.

After solving the problem of dressing, I was in a good mood, and Zhao Lingxuan and I walked unhurriedly in the direction of the city of vain death.

Along the way, there will always be some blindless ghosts who want to beat the two of us, or covet Zhao Lingxuan's beauty, or to absorb our souls.

However, these are only slightly stronger individuals, and there is no organization. So it's extremely easy to deal with, and it's all over with three punches and two kicks.

It's just that along the way, we acted in a more high-profile manner, and the style was more bizarre, because all the ghosts that we beat up were not absorbed, but only robbed of clothes. So our strange combination of ghost robbers became famous for a while, and many forces became known.

As the saying goes, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it; Heaps out of the shore, and the flow will be turbulent; Walk above men, and the crowd will not.

By noon the next day, trouble finally came to the door.

About a hundred meters in front of us, a group of ghosts stood there blocking our way, and it seemed that they were not coming well.

Seeing that there were many ghosts on the other side, Zhao Lingxuan was a little nervous, but seeing that I didn't have the slightest hint of worry, she followed me and walked forward without hurrying.

"You're the weird couple who like to steal ghost clothes?" One of the ghosts asked aloud.

The ghost's face was full of disdain, and it didn't seem to take us into account at all. The other ghosts behind him were also respectful to him, and he must be the leader of this group of ghosts.

"I said, when are we going to get married? It's just a good idea to let you take advantage of it for no reason! I said helplessly to Zhao Lingxuan beside me.

The power of the masses is really terrifying, and everything will change greatly once it is spread by the masses, which is really speechless.

For example, there was a disobedient student in our school who accidentally broke his leg when he climbed over the wall to leave the school, but when I got home, my aunt asked me if any student in the school had been thrown to death!

It's just that I didn't expect this to happen to me.

"When is this all right, and you're still in the mood for a joke?" Zhao Lingxuan said in a low voice, her voice full of anxiety.

"Don't be afraid, you'll be standing here for a while, and I'll take care of the rest!" I comforted Zhao Lingxuan.

The leader saw that Zhao Lingxuan and I were talking and laughing, and he didn't seem to take him seriously, so he immediately became angry and directly beckoned the little brothers behind him to rush towards us.

This time I am going to take out the judge's pen, and Zhao Lingxuan and I have always acted in a high-profile manner just to attract the attention of certain forces, and when the time is ripe, I will show the judge's pen. I believe that in this way, the news that I have the judge's pen will soon reach the ears of the onicha, and then attract the attention of the upper echelons of the prefecture.

When the time comes, they will definitely send someone to confirm my identity, and I will be able to meet the Lord of Yama and them, and then see if there is any way for me to return to the Yang Realm, after all, I have not finished my business in the Yang Realm.

"Judge's pen! Who are you? Why is there a judge's pen? Are you from the top of the underworld? ”

The leader was astonished when he saw my judge's pen, and tried to get his men to stop, but it was too late.

I later learned that the ordinary people in the underworld did not have weapons at all, and only the ghosts in the underworld had weapons, so it was no wonder that this leader was so surprised when he saw the judge's pen.

This judge's pen is a treasure given to me by the king of Hades, specifically to deal with these ghosts, just a simple sweep, a golden halo will overturn the ghost rushing in front of the ground.

"This guy is so powerful...... Zhao Lingxuan was also stupid, she always thought that I was just a martial arts master when I was alive. But now it is a big surprise to her, and I think her current mental activity must be very exciting.

The ghosts in front fell, but the ghosts in the back didn't mean to give up, and they rushed towards this side one after another. But they are destined to be just moths to the fire, and the difference is like a group of unarmed men rushing towards a man armed with a machine gun and unlimited bullets.