?? My name is Zhang Yehua, my name is scum, and my life is even more scum. Because my character is very weak. When I was born, it was a stormy night, and my mother-to-be was on her way to the town health center in my father's passenger van. The car overturned into a mass grave at the bottom of the cliff.

My father and mother were gone, and I was still struggling in my mother's belly, and the blood stained my mother's big white dress, and I was about to die before the light of day.

My grandfather later said to me: When he rushed to the cliff, the mass grave in the Yin Valley more than 100 meters below was filled with gloomy air and terrifying. I was pulled out of my mother's body by a pair of invisible hands, and the umbilical cord was dragged long in a pool of blood, and the umbilical cord was still wrapped around my neck. I'm all red. Bloody. The invisible hand threw me on top of a clump of white wildflowers, and I stared at the dark sky with my eyes open, not crying or making a fuss. Like a blind little fool.

In yin and yang jargon, I was born so yin. The physique must be weak and sickly, riddled with evil spirits, and the fate is so weak that it will explode, and if you are alive, you will be a living dead, and you can live to the age of 12 to be considered a birthday. But I still live a good life since I was a child, and my body is quite healthy.

When I was six years old, a very knowledgeable onmyoji passed by our Xiaohe Village, and he saw my destiny at a glance and asserted that I would not live to be 12 years old. Grandpa glared at him at the time, and his face turned white with fright, and he fled in a hurry screaming and fell on the road.

Within two days, the Onmyoji was unlucky enough to fall into the reservoir and drown. When the swollen corpse floated, many people saw it: he was naked, with his back facing the sky, covered in green and black leeches, dense, squirming wildly, black blood flowing, and the eggs were gnawed off by Wang Ba. The eyes are open in horror, and the corners of the eyes are also leeches pierced into it, and the shape is terrifying and I can't bear to look at it directly, but it seems to be seeing a terrifying thing?? His right hand was still facing the sky, as if he was pointing at something

But after that, my grandfather took me out of Xiaohe Village and moved 20 kilometers away, where I settled in Anyi Village, deep in the mountains. Anyi Village is very small, because of the yearning for the world outside the mountain, many families have moved out, and at that time there were only about a dozen families left, desolate and dilapidated, and there was not even a village chief. Well, there's electricity there, too, and I can receive TV programs through the lid of the pot.

My grandfather and I depend on each other, although I am very weak, but I live a very healthy life, I have never even had a small cold, but my physique is thin, but when I was less than 16 years old, I was already 1.7 meters tall. I am the only child in the village, lively and active, naughty and mischievous, I can play alone, I am wild, and my academic performance is okay.

I lived past the age of 12, so naturally I don't believe in any life or anything like that, let alone believe in gods and ghosts. But who can change how much of what is destined to happen?

In the 16th year, with the help of God, I was admitted to the rocket class of Yunshan County No. 2 Middle School with excellent results, which was 120 kilometers away from home in the county boarding school. This achievement, hehe, I don't believe it myself. I did a 78-point question in mathematics, and I didn't write a word in the 22-point question, but I scored a full hundred, and the teacher was either blind or helped me make up for the answer.

The day before my grandfather sent me to sign up, I had just had dinner when the sky was as dark as the bottom of a pot, the wind was howling like a ghost crying, and the village was like hell on earth. Then there was lightning and thunder, and a torrential rain that seemed to destroy the deserted village.

Standing in front of the window and looking at the terrifying scene outside, it was really terrifying, because there had never been such a loud thunder, so heavy rain, and the old houses of the relocated families had collapsed a lot.

The electricity in the village was cut off, and the TV was no longer available. I sat on the old wooden threshold of the hall and looked at the sky outside, and said to my grandfather, "It looks like we won't be able to go to Yunshan County tomorrow!" "

Bright lightning suddenly appeared over the village, with thick arms and crazy knots. Then the thunder rolled in, and I was so frightened that I rolled back into the hall for fear that I would be killed by the thunder.

In the electric light, the grandfather looked outside, a faint smile appeared on the bearded scum, and said, "How can it? The rain will stop in a moment. "

"Impossible, Grandpa? How do you know? "

Grandpa didn't speak, closed the door, went to the dining table and lit two bright red thick candles, and poured two glasses of old rice wine, and then turned back to me and said, "Wild flowers, come to the church and get married." When you are married, and you are in the cave, the rain will stop. "

"Uh, married? Grandpa, make no mistake, right? I'm about to enter my first year of high school, and I'm not under the legal age of marriage! Where's my fiancée? Can a person get married? Knotted with air? So how do you get into the cave room? Don't tease me! I looked at my grandfather with a serious face, looked at the red candle and rice wine on the dining table, and was stunned on the spot, and looked around, and smiled as I spoke.

Outside the window, the lightning twisted wildly, illuminating the hall with snow and brightness, and the thunder was so loud that my ears could hardly bear it. Grandpa's face was even more serious, and his thick left palm shook at me, and he said in a deep voice: "Stinky boy, what nonsense?" Are you going to get married? "

"Hey, grandpa, don't do it, don't do it, I'll knot, I'll knot, I'll knot!" I panicked and nodded like a chick pecking rice. Private chatter.

I can't help it, my mischievous wild boy is this miserable. Usually my grandfather hurts me so much, but once he makes a mistake, his left hand can fart me?? The thighs are swollen. The so-called "gods are afraid of the left hand", not to mention that I am a weak man?

Although grandpa sometimes abused?? Treat teenagers, but in the end it still hurts me. So, with a face that he has never been so serious, even if he persecuted Liang Baitang so much, and arranged a marriage, I also admitted it.

I was very depressed, and my first marriage ended up alone. According to the old rules, a person kneels there and worships heaven and earth with the air, worships the remains of his parents on the wall, worships his grandfather, and respects them to drink tea. I also drank a glass of wine to my husband and wife, and I was speechless in my heart, and I drank two glasses alone, of course, I helped my air daughter-in-law drink her cup. This kind of wedding is really awkward, it makes me feel so wrong, actually marrying an invisible daughter-in-law, will she still have stealth techniques?

The wedding was soon completed in my cloudy feeling, and my grandfather said to me seriously: "Zhang Yehua, you have married the seventh princess as your wife, and you are willing to love her for the rest of your life and be loyal to her, and take care of her, no matter whether you are poor, rich, or sick, you will never give up, and life and death depend on each other?" "

I was about to cry when I heard it, dare to love grandpa to make my single wedding a combination of Chinese and Western? But he is still serious, more professional than a priest, and his voice is called a solemn and gentle! He's never been so happy, right?

My mind turned, grandpa actually said that I married the seventh princess? Isn't this princess the daughter of an ancient emperor? Could it be that my invisible daughter-in-law has crossed over? Huh, crossing? I don't believe it!

I couldn't help it, looked at my grandfather with a smile, and said, "Grandpa, won't you?" I actually became a colt? Is it really a princess? Did she cross over? How can I not see? That's too much of a joke, isn't it? Do you also read time-traveling novels and are fascinated by Sa? "

As soon as the words fell, my grandfather's left palm was raised, and a yin wind rushed towards me, which made me goosebumps rise all over my body. My right ear felt like someone had pinched it, and the meat was about to crumble into sauce, so painful that I covered my ear and cried out, "Ah! Grandpa, are you so fast? Pulling my ears? It hurts me to death, am I your own grandson? "

Instead, Grandpa laughed and said, "Stinky boy, tell you to talk nonsense!" It was the Seventh Princess who was pulling your ears just now! "

"What? How dare she pull my ears? That's too tough, isn't it? Grandpa, you cheated me, how could I want such an invisible shrew? Also the princess! Is there such a princess? I screamed, how is this good?

In our area, women are wives who pull men's ears, and men are cowards! I Zhang Yehua went up the mountain to chop firewood, I can catch snakes in the forest, I can touch fish in the river, I only win the second and not the first in sports competitions, and the fights in school are also one block ten, how can I let my daughter-in-law pull her ears?

Grandpa's face was about to turn black, and he blurted out: "Stinky boy, looking for a beating?" "

As a result, my grandfather didn't hit me, he just finished scolding me, and an extremely strong yin wind rushed towards me, blowing goosebumps all over my body, cold sweat all over my body, but my ears were pinched and painful, this time I changed to my left ear, and I still held on.

I crooked my teeth in pain, and hurriedly screamed: "Hey, my daughter-in-law spares my life, don't pull it, don't pull it, my ears are going to fall out, I want to eat human ear meat slices, you?" On the first day of the wedding, you were so right to the horse master? Do you want to live a good life? "

But at that time, my grandfather's tall and strong body actually knelt down, and he apologized to the air in front of me: "The seventh princess is angry! Wildflower is young and ignorant, and things are a little sudden, he can't accept it for a while, you are extremely noble, beautiful, please have a lot of adults! You have also seen it over the years, he is actually a little oily and wild, but he is still a kind and righteous child. When I go to school in Yunshan County in the future, please discipline me on your behalf, whip education at any time, and take care of it! Now that you and Wildflower have worshiped heaven and earth and drank a glass of wine, you are already husband and wife. Now that it's an auspicious day, let's go into the cave room, right? You know, after this time, I'm afraid it's going to be."

Before Grandpa finished speaking, my left ear was no longer scratched, and I was already stupid. Grandpa actually knelt down, saying so sincerely, with awe, all this was in front of me, as if it were true.

I believe that in addition to his beard and scum, the tall grandfather is also a little old and handsome, very healthy, he is not crazy!

But I'm going crazy, I married a fierce invisible seventh princess in a daze, and grandpa wants her to discipline me, how can this happen? It's just that this princess has been looking at me all these years, but I can't see her, and grandpa can see it, is she really really

Ghost! Such a word suddenly flashed in my mind, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat