Chapter 16 Chicken Flying Egg Fighting

The five brothers and sisters of the Chen family, three boys and two daughters, all of them are wealthy people, their ancestors have been in business for generations, and they have passed it on to their generation, and the family's various businesses have become more and more prosperous. But the so-called "no traitor can not be a business", these people are by no means kind to each other. At this moment, the five of them were sitting in the large living room, their faces were a little angry, as if they had just quarreled.

When they saw me coming in, they immediately gave me a seat, tea, and water.

The second eldest Chen Shide's face was trivial, and he said cautiously: "Mr. Fang, thanks to your magical powers, our family's feng shui fate is really thanks to you...... It's just that the price and price we talked about in advance, this is what our five brothers and sisters are still talking about, talking about ......."

There was a "boom" in my head, pinching my fingers, and I knew a little, but my consciousness was still a little unacceptable. As the saying goes: who deceives does not deceive carpenters, and deceives who does not deceive fortune tellers. It means that anyone can be bullied, but not the carpenter who builds the house for his own house; Anyone can deceive, but you can't deceive the master who looks at fortune telling and feng shui. For these people, the price negotiated in advance cannot be changed afterwards, otherwise they will have the intention of revenge.

Legend has it that if the carpenter builds a house for the family, if the owner cheats and deducts the wages, he can cast some spells and tricks on the carpentry work such as the beams and rafters, which can bring bad luck and all kinds of terrible things to the master, so that the owner can not live in peace of mind, and can only apologize to the carpenter. And once they offend fortune tellers and feng shui masters, they will also take revenge.

First of all, I am not a fortune teller and a feng shui master. Secondly, I am by no means more easily bullied and deceived than they are.

I was already fully aware of what, took a sip of tea and asked, "So, Mr. Chen, what are you and your brothers and sisters going to do?" ”

"This, we, that ......" Old Chen Zhiwu was speechless for a while, and his face turned red. The first time I saw him, I knew that he was a philistine and calculating, and especially his brothers and sisters, but they were my customers after all, and how could I turn them away from doing their business?

Seeing that Lao Chen was speechless, a spicy middle-aged woman next to him said loudly: "Mr. Fang, my second brother is embarrassed to say, I'll come!" Mr. Fang, we have discussed, your price is really amazing, we have invited several Feng Shui gentlemen before, and the highest price paid is only three or four thousand! As soon as your lion's mouth opens, you want two million! Oh my god! Two million, how much do I make in a year? Shanghai's per capita GDP is only more than 30,000 yuan, and your price is really not kind! ”

When she said such things, I could only smile helplessly, Chinese like to be so blind and compare with the trend. The question is, did the feng shui master they hired in the past bring them any practical benefits?

"If you do what we do, take the word 'Xinyi', since I have vouched for you, three or four people in your family will inevitably be admitted to university within ten years, and two will be hired as state civil servants! You can doubt my greedy personality, but you can't doubt my abilities. When I said this, I didn't wait for them to justify, but turned to look at Lao Chen, "So, Mr. Chen, you invited me here, what do you think?" ”

Lao Chen buried his head and said: "I am willing to pay you 400,000, but my brothers and sisters are unwilling, what do you say I should do......"

It turned out that the five siblings had a great difference of opinion when discussing my remuneration afterwards, and unanimously overturned the previous agreement. Lao Chen's son was admitted to the university, he was naturally very happy, and he had no opinion on paying me 400,000 yuan, but his four brothers and sisters did not agree at all, it was very simple, it was really unacceptable for them to ask a feng shui gentleman to take a look at feng shui and pay 2 million yuan to build a platform, regardless of whether the family's feng shui qi number was changed or not, they were reluctant to pay 400,000 yuan after all, and only agreed to give me 10,000 yuan each, that is, pay me a total of 50,000 yuan.

When I heard this, I stood up, looked around at the five brothers and sisters, and sighed softly: "In our business, the rule for thousands of years is to follow verbal agreements, and we never sign notes and contracts with customers, so it is inevitable that we will suffer a little dumb loss." It's just that I was very surprised, your family is a big family within a radius of dozens of miles, but you are also so untrustworthy, alas! I don't deceive fortune tellers, but I'm not a fortune teller...... So, guys, you're not going to pay me two million, are you? ”

"Mr. Fang, you can't be so greedy, you are a feng shui gentleman, you have collected so much money, and you are so young, you will have an accident sooner or later with 2 million......" The eldest of the Chen family is a fat man in his fifties, staring at me with a smile, "We see that you are indeed capable, so let's add 10,000 to each of you, and the five of us are 100,000, you calculate, 100,000!" You can earn 100,000 yuan in the blink of an eye, and you can buy a Santana with a bag of cigarettes! That's all right, right? ”

I can clearly judge what they think, in their opinion, 100,000 yuan will be a huge fortune for a fledgling, poor feng shui gentleman. In their opinion, it is impossible for me to cling to 2 million and give up the 100,000...... It's just that there is one thing that they would never think of, that money is just a passing cloud for me, although sometimes it is really difficult to do without money, such as me now. But when I've been faced with billions of dollars in cash every day and don't care about the meaning, how are they, the township entrepreneurs, still struggling to start a business? They will only think that I am a lion and greed for their 2 million, but they will never think that if I get their 2 million, I will donate 1.98 million to the World Charity Fund or the International Red Cross. We must not be greedy for money, we receive a huge amount of remuneration just to donate a lot, so as to dispel the invisible curse we suffer, at the same time, most of the money of these profiteers comes from the blood and sweat of the unkind and poor, we collect their huge remuneration and then donate it on the other hand, we are also accumulating yin virtue for them, but how can these unscrupulous people understand?

I didn't answer the words of the Chen family boss directly: "In this way, you have already made up your mind, and you have never considered paying me 2 million?" ”

"2 million? 2 million! The youngest in the Chen family is a man named Chen Shiying, who is about 30 years old, "You are so young, can you take 2 million yuan?" I call you Mr. because you have some skills, according to my old personality, boy, don't say 2 million, I won't give 20,000! ”

I nodded, looked at Lao Chen again, and said, "Then, Mr. Chen, I will take my leave." If you can't bear it, how can I force it? Please prepare an umbrella for me, I see that it is about to rain. ”

"Mr. Fang......" Lao Chen stood up, his face flushed, "Actually, I am willing to pay you my 400,000 yuan, then, you accept my money, this is not a small amount, I am sorry......"

I shook my head and said, "Lao Chen, I understand your state of mind, but if you don't pay me 2 million completely, even if you personally pay me 1.99 million, it won't help." It was only then that I saw your face clearly and completely, and I will tell you the truth, your family has no life to bear the 'fame and prestige', and your family's life is too light, even if someone of your clan is admitted to a university and becomes an official, it will be very unsatisfactory, and it will often cause bad luck. I can change your destiny for you, but I can't reverse your destiny...... So, I'm sorry, I can't take a penny from you right now. I'm leaving, it's going to rain, please give me an umbrella. ”

Everyone looked at each other, they would never have thought that the person who had sworn 2 million a minute ago would now not take a penny!

Lao Chen gave me an umbrella, stared at me and walked out of the hall, and looked at the sky, the sun was shining, why did it come from the rain? I slowly walked to the Phoenix Terrace that I had presided over and built, stroked it lightly for a while, and then turned to the Chen brothers and sisters and said, "Everyone, take care! ”

As soon as I took two steps, I heard the Chen family shouting, "Which family's chickens jumped on the Phoenix Terrace!" This is to worship the ancestors, quickly! Drive away! Then he listened to the shouting and the crows of the chickens.

I smiled lightly and said to myself: "The phoenix is flying, turning into a hundred birds; The phoenix is perched, as a lark...... I still haven't said a word: the phoenix landed and turned into a chicken. ”

"Ahh The chicken laid an egg on the Phoenix Terrace! It's a big egg......"

I heard the crisp sound of "pop" again, and the egg should have rolled down the 24-step ladder.

"Tell you to catch the chickens, you go and pick up the eggs! This is good, the eggs are broken all over the ground, polluting the worship altar of our ancestors! ”

"Chickens and eggs, big brother, isn't there some evil sect?"

"Let's find Mr. Fang to come back and have a look?"

"Huh? This egg is shattered all over the ground, how can so many yolks flow out of the small egg?! The third, fourth, and fifth, come and see! This egg is so wicked! One egg sheds the yolk capacity of dozens or hundreds of eggs! Oh my god, the entire 24-step ladder has been washed by egg yolks! ”

"Mr. Fang, Mr. Fang......"

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Hearing Lao Chen's call, I quickened my pace, and they must have asked me to go back and explain the vision to them. What else is there to explain?

I repeatedly determined through the situation that they did not admit their accounts afterwards: the Chen family is not suitable to study and become officials. They have no life to lose fame and officialdom. Even if they study for a master's degree and become a postdoctoral fellow, become an official and become a prime minister, they will not only bring great calamity to themselves but also to the country and society - either they are corrupt and bribery, or they are absconding with money.

This is the case with everything in this world, which lives hastily according to the laws of nature and the creation of heaven and earth. Don't envy the princes and princesses, and don't despise begging and calling flowers, everything has its own destiny and qi, and it cannot be changed. The Chen family only has the life of a small business, and can no longer expand the business, nor can they accept a half-official position.

In just a moment, the sky and darkness turned, the dark clouds filled up, the mountains and rivers changed color, and the showers came.

The rain was already hitting the bridge of my nose, and I opened my umbrella and quickened my pace.

The torrential rain fell for more than two hours, and the water level of the river in front of the Chen family soared rapidly, until after overflowing the Phoenix Terrace, the entire foundation and high ground were flooded, and the four houses in the Chen family compound collapsed one after another, but fortunately, there were no casualties. The scrapping of four buildings, including various furniture and household appliances, is not limited to 2 million?

"It's just me, how can anyone deceive me?" I was holding an umbrella and my trousers were soaking wet. Suddenly, my eyelids jumped, and a wave of ominous thoughts came over me. I don't know what my future is going to be, but I have a slight feeling that something bad is going to happen to me.