As soon as Zhou Daming came back, he was angry, and his face turned black. To be honest, I've never seen a half-immortal with such an expression, and I know that it's not easy to write behind everyone's back. Especially those who laugh in front of you every day, and maybe cry behind your back.

It turned out that Zhou Daming's girlfriend who had been dating for half a year split his legs, the reason was that the half-immortal was too fat, and the half-immortal said that he could lose weight, but the woman said it was too late. If you understand people, you know what's going on. It's a pity that the half-immortal just can't figure it out. Ignoring the pouring rain outside, I bought a bottle of beer, sat on the side of the road, and wept bitterly through the heavy rain. The guy couldn't drink very much, so he poured down a bottle of beer, and vomited on the ground around where he was sitting.

"Half-immortal! You don't look good, what's wrong? ”

"Dude! I want to be quiet, let me be alone in a daze! "Naturally, I can see that the half-immortal is depressed and uncomfortable. To be honest, I was also very worried when I saw my good brother like this.

Zhou Daming's room has a bed and a sofa, and I slept on the sofa overnight. I don't know what happened that night, the room was very stuffy! I left the doors and windows open, and the wind was blowing, perhaps because of the summer, and I wore less clothes and didn't cover much. In the middle of the night, a cold wind blew and shook me. I was woken up by a burst of colic, and I only felt that my whole stomach hurt! I know it's a stomach problem!

I got up with a grunt and asked, "Dude! Where is the roll paper? "Don't use too much at the head of the bed!" "Got it!" I stroked my stomach with one hand, cold sweat flowed, I leaned against the wall and cat's waist, gritted my teeth and endured the pain, and the feeling was like bursting out.

In Zhou Daming's rental house, the toilet is at the other end of the corridor and is shared by many people.

Not a single light in the hallway was on, and I couldn't see my fingers! I rushed out the door, I pulled out my phone, and I couldn't even turn on the flashlight, only with the dim light of the screen. Gritting his teeth, he didn't dare to go fast if he wanted to go faster, and he was afraid that he couldn't hold it back if he wanted to go slower! Just a minute away, I felt like I had walked out of a century.

I finally got to the toilet, which only had three squatting pits. It was pitch black and the lights weren't turned on, so I chose the one closest to the wall and planned to lean on it. "Damn, someone can't see it?" I was startled by the sound, but it didn't hurt that much. Then he touched the second pit and leaned up. I saw a cigarette butt flashing in the pit. I hunched over to the first pit, thinking to myself, this is no one, right? I just wanted to lean in. Out of nowhere, a man came and a gust of wind grabbed me in front of me and occupied the pit. I took out my phone and swiped the web there.

I felt a cramping pain in my stomach, and soybean-sized sweat particles were pouring down my forehead. "Damn, I can't hold it anymore!" I cursed in my heart and spun in circles. Then there was a sound of water rushing. The three of them all left the pit as promised.

I rushed to the nearest squatting pit against the wall. There was a commotion, and I squatted for more than half an hour. I was just about to stand up. ", both feet are numb!" It's not good to scream. Suddenly, a strange wind blew in, and the air around me cooled down suddenly, and I was so frozen that I sneezed!

Bang! A gust of wind actually locked the door of the toilet. With the help of the faint light on the screen of my phone, I vaguely saw a black thing crawling on the ground. Only a pair of hands, holding a head, slowly crawled over to the ground with their fingers. The sound of my nails scratching the tiles made my scalp tingle!

"! Lao Tzu has encountered dirty things again! "Then the thing crawled in front of me step by step, and I struggled to stand up, and my legs were numb, and I almost fell. Suddenly, I felt a chill in my waist, and I looked down to see that there were two hands holding my waist. I felt like I had a block of ice all over my body!

I subconsciously glanced at my waist. Those miserable white hands were like soaking in a pool for seven or eight days. But the head was still rolling on the ground, rolling closer and closer...... I watched it creepy.

That head was actually smiling at me, grinning, showing Bai Sensen's teeth, and the cold light was overwhelming!

What kind of head is that? I can only describe it in a few words.

Disgusting!

Miserable!

Terror!

Half of that face was obscured by unkempt hair, and the other half was pale and pale. Although the face was full of rotten flesh and maggots crawling out, it could be seen that it was a woman's head full of resentment and hatred, and her eyes were murderous and aggressive. It had a trachea and a pile of rotten flesh hanging from under its neck. My unkempt hair was covered in vomit, and I vomited wildly.

Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!

A terrifying laugh came from the skull.

"Fuck! Lao Tzu's legs are still numb! "At this critical juncture, it doesn't matter if his feet are numb or not. I stood up and ran suddenly, so sour that I almost fainted! I almost forgot to put on my pants, so I rushed out and pulled hard at the door of the toilet. Something is wrong, the toilet door is not locked at all, so why can't I open the door? Needless to say, it must have been the devil's hands and feet.

"Lao Tzu is unlucky? How to encounter strange things one after another! "I leaned against the door and gasped, and the hands left my waist at some point, and I held the head, and the head ran towards me! Seeing that it was about to be in front of me, the head flew up and landed on my shoulder. That mouth, constantly blowing into my ear, a stench accompanied by a yin wind, made me creepy!

The thing actually stuck out its tongue, and it licked my neck in one fell swoop. Disgusting! I gritted my teeth violently, and the whole person squatted, holding my head with both hands, and I didn't care about the disgust, and grabbed the long hair of the thing. Creak! It was so slippery and greasy, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, and I tore off a handful of my scalp with hair.

The thing bared its fangs and threatened to bite off. I panicked and peed my pants. "Damn, I've seen the world, and I'm actually scared to pee by this thing!"

The urine was dripping on my hand, and I didn't bother to wipe it, so I reached out and grabbed it. It's okay if you don't catch it, but as soon as you catch it, the ghost screams, as if he's gone crazy, and white smoke comes out of his head!

"! How did I forget to pee a child! According to the records of the first volume of "The Secret of Maoshan Mountain", the boy's urine is the purest yang thing, which can restrain ghosts. Fortunately, Lao Tzu is only eight buckets tall, and he thinks very highly of himself, and he has not been broken down by all kinds of rotten girls. Thankfully, this bubble of urine is also available. Let me get away with it.

I touched my hands in the urine, smiled coldly, and when I was afraid, I touched the ghost's head. The ghost screamed and jumped off my shoulder, and the head was held by two hands, and it trembled. I touched the boy urine again, and now it was my turn to show my teeth and claws, and I threw myself at the ghost. Poof, the door opened.

I ran with the ghost, and the ghost was cornered. actually ran to Zhou Daming's room and ran to him. I know that this ghost thing got on Zhou Daming's body, maybe this thing was provoked by Zhou Daming.

Zhou Daming, who was asleep, suddenly sat up and held his head with two hands! Say "I like you so much!" It's so comfortable here! "I felt a tingling in my scalp when I heard this.

This thing knows that I am covered in child urine, and will definitely not dare to touch me. But Zhou Daming didn't have a child's urine, so I wouldn't let her last a long time Zhou Daming's body.

This is the devil, and "The Secret of Maoshan Mountain" flashed in my mind. The so-called ghosts are lonely ghosts, ghosts that are dying! If this ghost wants to hurt someone, just spit on it. I had a flash of inspiration: "This kind of ghost is weak, as long as the spit is enough to restrain it!" ”

Spit, the vernacular is saliva, also known as Yujin, the water of Huachi, is the essence of people, can restrain the evil spirit of ghosts, suppress yin and evil. It's especially effective to deal with these ghosts who don't have much to do. Song Dingbo in "Sou Shen Ji" once used the method of spitting to subdue ghosts.

I spit on Zhou Daming's head, poofed a few times, and spit on his head and face. The black mist on his seal hall suddenly dissipated. I heard the ghost howl miserably, turned into a puff of green smoke, and ran away without a trace!

Apparently the ghost wasn't dead, she ran away, to be exact. If the troubles are not eliminated, the night will never be restless!

"Hey! Old man? ”

"Oh! Xiao Xia, it's late, what's the matter? I told the old man about it in detail, and the other end of the phone just smiled slightly.

"This kind of dirty thing has no way, it must be Zhou Daming who provoked her! Burn some paper money and apologize! Mere trifle! ”

I hung up the phone, I'm sure Zhou Daming got into trouble! I was kicked out by Li Dazui a few days ago, and I took a few packs of incense candles and paper money by the way! I quickly shook Zhou Daming awake, and after the guy woke up, I briefly told him what had happened.

Unexpectedly, the first sentence of the goods was:

"Wow rub! Why didn't you kid record it. Make a lot of money on the online platform! "Zhou Daming is worthy of being Zhou Daming, I still think about this when I die, I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

"Where did that filth come from?"

"I don't know!"

"I see there's vomit on that filthy thing's head, it can't be that you vomited after drinking, right?"

Zhou Daming touched his head, looking confused. For a moment, he patted his head, oh, and finally remembered. He led me to the place where I was drinking.

I took a closer look, and the terrain was extremely gloomy. Although there is yang energy rushing on the side of the road, it still can't resist the heavy yin energy. Sure enough, there is also a "traffic accident warning sign" on the road here.

If you are not mistaken, this female ghost died in a car accident, and the death was quite ugly, and her unjust soul wandered here. Because Zhou Daming vomited all over her, he got into trouble with this dirty thing.

Zhou Daming and I burned paper money and incense, and the ashes of the paper money floated away into the air. If she guessed correctly, the female ghost who was like a lonely ghost must be quite hungry, and in order to get a few incense candles, she easily forgave Zhou Daming! I hope the unlucky ghost doesn't mess with her again!

When I returned to my accommodation, I was fine all night.

The next day, a bell rang, and I took a closer look, and it was the old man's phone.

"Regarding your marriage contract, I have a settlement on my side! You leave immediately and follow me to Maoshan in Jurong! By the way, Zhou Daming was also called! I've booked my tickets and I'm going to leave at 9 o'clock in the morning. Without waiting for me to say, the old man hung up the phone in a hurry.

It didn't take long for the old man to call again and instruct: "That [Yangping Zhidu Gong Seal], remember to carry it with you." Don't forget "The Secret of Maoshan"! I said yes and hung up the phone!

I am still looking forward to the trip to Maoshan in my heart......