Chapter 34 Mutton Fat White Jade
Zhang Renshan was so frightened that he was so frightened that he saw the black cat just now spit out such a thing from his mouth, and San'er was also taken aback, and silently recited Amitabha Buddha in his heart. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hey! Your uncle, this little beast is really fucking following the evil path! San'er, you stay out of the way, Lao Tzu and I will shoot this thing to death on the bench, lest we suffer" Zhang Renshan wanted to make a move as he spoke, San'er hurriedly stopped him and said: "Can you take a look at the situation first, this black cat is not the black cat just now, you haven't noticed that this cat is different from that cat!" ”
"What's the difference? Aren't they all black? Zhang Renshan felt that San'er was making a big fuss, this black cat came from an unknown source and spit out people's fingers, and the solution of three times and five divided by two was over, and it saved trouble.
"You take a closer look at this black cat, there is no mud on its body, and there is a pinch of white hair on its tail, it is not the one just now, this cat dares to eat human flesh, maybe there is something strange on it, let's not act rashly" San'er pointed to the black cat on the table and said.
The black cat saw San'er pointing at it, and actually roared, and then rushed towards San'er's face door, San'er was still talking to Zhang Renshan and didn't notice this, until Zhang Renshan's hand was fast, raised his hand and slapped, and the black cat that flew to San'er flew into the air, San'er was frightened by this sudden situation and stayed in place, and Zhang Renshan was not idle to overturn the table to block himself, and then picked up the chair next to him and smashed it into the air with the black cat in mid-air. Zhang Renshan thought that the black cat must be certain to die, but he saw that the black cat turned around in mid-air, lightly tapped the chair that Zhang Renshan picked up with his front legs to borrow force, and then flew back to the beam, hidden in the darkness.
San'er was stunned for a while before reacting, looked at the situation in the house, and saw that the chairs in the room were overturned, the tea was spilled on the ground, and Zhang Renshan was scolding at the beams of the house.
"O my father! Take a break! Look at the house you've put in this house, hey! Oh my God! Look at this chair, it is the goods of the red sour branches that the old man personally asked for the candidate, which is enough for the food of many families for a few months, which makes you smash it, and the teapot and bowl are antiques from the old dynasty that the old man secretly left, you ...... Oh my God! San'er slapped his head and took a deep breath to suppress his anger.
"Huh? Then if you didn't say it earlier, I don't know, if I knew, I wouldn't have beaten that little beast with this," Zhang Renshan said pretending to be innocent.
"Gotta get it! I won't say anything to you, even if you don't know this thing, you can't just take this thing and fight it! It's all money! San'er continued to complain about Zhang Renshan.
At this time, there were already a few people in the courtyard who heard the sound in the wing, and they were slowly leaning over, and a person knocked on the door of the wing, San'er heard someone knocking on the door from the inside, so he asked loudly who it was, and the next person heard the voice of the housekeeper and replied: "Butler, it's me Xiaojiu, then you're okay!" I just heard a loud noise coming from the house."
"Oh! Xiao Jiu! It's okay, I'm talking to the young master! You don't have to come in, it's okay if the chair falls down just now! San'er lied and said.
"Oh! That line housekeeper, you are busy, Xiao Jiu, I will retreat first" As he spoke, Xiao Jiu left the room.
San'er listened again and heard that there was indeed no movement outside, so he put his mind at ease, turned his head to look at Zhang Renshan again, and saw Zhang Renshan looking at himself with a smile.
"I said that you can still laugh at this time, your heart is really big enough" San'er shook his head helplessly.
"No, you keep saying that I lie, aren't you also full of nonsense!" Zhang Renshan squinted at San'er.
"You're embarrassed to say that I, who of us has a lot of trouble, who wipes the ass of the person who makes trouble every time! Who do you say! You still talk about me! San'er lifted the table and wiped the dust on it.
"I was wrong, I did it! It's all my fault! Zhang Renshan hurriedly apologized.
"I'm not talking about you, if you hit it, you'll hit it! Why do you have to overturn everything! And that chair has to be picked up! You can't reach out and grab the cat! I have to be killed! San'er said as Zhang Renshan began to look for the fingers spit out by the black cat on the ground, wanting to take a closer look.
Zhang Renshan was used to hearing San'er's muttering anyway, so he looked indifferent, and when he saw San'er rummaging on the ground, he asked, "San'er, what are you doing here?" ”
"Hey! I'm looking for that finger! If you hadn't overturned the table, I would have found it like this! San'er continued to complain about Zhang Renshan.
Zhang Renshan didn't say anything after hearing it, he just watched San'er look for it from the side, anyway, he didn't want to help, "What's so nice about a finger" Zhang Renshan thought in his heart.
San'er searched on the ground for a long time but didn't see where the finger was, so he planned to turn around and find Zhang Renshan to help him look for it, but as soon as he looked up, he saw a black shadow on the beam of the house flashing down and falling on the table, and Zhang Renshan saw that it was the black cat again.
The black cat squatted on the table, wagging its tail and looking at Zhang Renshan, as if provoking, Zhang Renshan could bear this and said: "Okay, you don't know what to do, you dare to appear in front of Uncle Ben, Lao Tzu, I will kill you" As he spoke, San'er hurriedly said: "Xian'er, don't ......" But it was too late, Zhang Renshan overturned the table again, picked up the chair leg that was smashed by him before, and began to chase the black cat in the house. San'er really wanted to cry without tears, watching Zhang Renshan jump up and down in the house, chasing the black cat, so he had to say on the side: "Xian'er, can you stop for a while, why do you want to chase and bite like a dog when you see a cat!" You just let it go! ”
"No, I have to kill it today, who let it want to bite you" Zhang Renshan smashed the chair leg in the room with a chair leg in his hand, and he smashed it there when the black cat was there, and there was a sound of "ping pong" in the house, San'er was afraid that someone was coming outside the house and said: "You hurry up and rest!" You're summoning people right now, and I'm really out of options."
Zhang Renshan stopped his hand, looked at the black cat that had scurried to the beam of the house, pointed at the black cat and said, "Count your luck as a girl, if it weren't for your third grandfather's fear of summoning people, you would have come up with this house today."
San'er heard Zhang Renshan say this, his nose almost ran out of breath, and he crooked his heart and said: "You just don't have the ability to even catch a cat, so you use me as a step down."
"Alright, you can rest too! Hurry up and help me find the finger together, "San'er doesn't care about the table, he is afraid that after the table is lifted up, the black cat will jump on the table again, and Zhang Renshan will overturn the table again!"
"You say you have to look at those fingers for what? You might as well catch this cat with me! Although Zhang Renshan was reluctant in every way, he also followed San'er to find it on the ground.
"What's the use of just catching that cat, we don't know what secrets the cat has, and we don't know where the cat came from, so it's better to start with what the cat brought, maybe there's something to gain!" San'er rummaged through the fragments of the teapot on the ground again, trying to see if the fingers were mixed in them.
After flipping it over, it was really inside, San'er looked at it, reached into his arms and took out a rag, and picked it up on the finger, Zhang Renshan saw that San'er found the finger, although he was not interested, but after all, San'er mentioned that it might be a clue, so he reluctantly got to San'er's side, wanting to see what was strange about that finger.
San'er took the finger wrapped in rags to the bottom of the lamp, looked at it carefully, and saw that the finger was shining under the lamp. This is clearly a white jade in the style of a human finger, but it was a little yellowed by the cat's gastric juice, so I didn't see it at first glance and thought it was a truncated finger.
"Xian'er, it seems that this cat seems to have sent you and me something good!" San'er looked at the white jade in his hand and said.
"What? Can a human finger be considered a good thing? San'er, aren't you stupid! Zhang Renshan looked at San'er suspiciously and said.
"See for yourself, if it's a good thing!" San'er handed the white jade wrapped in rags in his hand to Zhang Renshan and asked him to take a look at it for himself.
Zhang Renshan took the white jade in San'er's hand and muttered: "San'er, you are, what kind of good thing is that on your fingers...... Hey me! That's a good thing! Zhang Renshan looked at the white jade in his hand, and his mouth was almost closed.
"Well, I didn't lie to you! It's a really good thing, but you don't have to let anyone else see it! San'er looked at Zhang Renshan, who was already shining with green light, and said.
"What? You can't see people yet, huh? Why? Zhang Renshan wanted to wash this white jade and then take it out to show off, but as soon as he heard San'er say this, he hurriedly asked the reason.
San'er shook his head and said: "This white jade itself has a small output, it is unique to the royal family, that is to say, it is impossible for ordinary people to have this thing, if you take this thing out, it is okay to meet a good person, if you meet a villain, say it in the yamen, you have ten heads are not enough to cut off."
As soon as Zhang Renshan heard that this thing was still so serious, he immediately put the white jade back into San'er's hand and said, "Hey! Master, I still have self-knowledge, this thing can't see the sky, then I don't have to play, so it's better for you to keep it."
San'er smiled and said, "Okay, you Zhang Renshan!" Usually stunned, at this time more than anyone else, listen to me say that this thing can make people cut off their heads, you gave me this thing, oops! Let me say something! ”
Zhang Renshan saw that San'er didn't respond, so he continued: "Hey! Why do you think this cat spits out such a thing, could it be that this cat has been to the palace? ”
San'er thought for a while and didn't speak, looking at the white jade in his hand and looking at Zhang Renshan......