Chapter 54: Routines
A few days ago, Uncle Zhang left, and Huzi was officially upgraded to a left-behind child, depressed and depressed all day long.
"Huzi, you have to be happy, it's not that Uncle Zhang won't come back, he's going to do business."
Hehe, change a benefactor for the right thing, and it's fun to say that the right thing has a perspective.
The uncle and aunt 100 meters away are really fierce, with good waist strength and hand-to-hand combat every day.
made him angry, and he didn't dare to share a bed with Xiaorou anymore, he had already moved to Huzi's house to sleep, and Xiao Budian went over with him.
Wang Zhe absolutely couldn't bear to let Xiaorou sleep with him in his arms, even if he was only six years old.
"Brother Huzi, the boss is right, you have to be happy, why don't we go find Da Hong and shoot it with your slingshot?"
"Hey, hey!" Wang Zhe held back a smile and mourned for the big rooster at the same time.
"I don't want to go anywhere......"
Huzi still looks like he is half dead, he can't arouse interest in anything, and he feels that everything is boring.
"Well, if only I could pass on the perspective to you."
"What perspective?"
"No ......"
Gah, I said I missed my mouth.
That is, the ancestor is dormant and recuperating from his injuries, if he is awake and sees Wang Zhe using his soul like this, he will be so angry that he will be pulled into the treasure box realm, crackling and beating, and beating the little fart.
"I almost forgot, today is the temple fair, let's go to Chengdong City to visit the City God Fair."
Just go, drag your family with you. Holding Xiao Budian, pulling up the tiger, shouting Xiao Rou, the sense of sight of Huang Qing Cang on the left and right Qingcang was immediately revealed, leaving Da Hei and Xiao Bai, locking the door and going on the road.
The wheat in the fields had been harvested, the cuckoos and silly quails were chirping one after another, and the watermelons were as big as water scoops, and the melons were reddish and not yet sweet, and it was not yet time to be hoho.
When I want to return to the college after the holidays, I will be able to start with the watermelons in the vegetable garden. Stealing two large watermelons and rejoicing in the river is refreshing to think about.
Because the dirt road has been trampled for a long time, there is only a thin layer of tenacious stems and grasses, and there are still small plantain plants hidden in it. Farmers would dig up the plantain that had grown, and the water boiled from the grass could cure Liao's stomach aches.
In the morning, it was hot, making people sweat, and the whole person was exposed to the sun when they were in a hurry, which made people want to shoot it down.
But when I think of the excitement of the temple fair, bear with me!
After a long journey of an hour, I finally arrived at the place, did nothing, went directly to a mutton restaurant, and treated my stomach first.
After eating the meat and drinking the soup, Nima, what's at the bottom of this bowl? Wang Zheqiang endured the discomfort, and his eyes rolled.
"Is it better to pretend not to see and leave directly, or to find the boss to reason and let him lose money?"
Forget if you give less meat, but the key is not to put fake meat, Lao Tzu really doesn't lack this bite.
Before eating, you should really sweep it with your divine sense, although there is no red envelope to receive, but at least rest assured!
Looking at the lump of whiteness, Wang Zhe couldn't bear it anymore, and was so nauseous that he vomited, making the bowl that had bottomed out more than half a bowl of soup.
Vomit, vomit......
Please give me some time and I can get the bowl full.
"Brother Zhe!"
"Boss!"
"Brother, brother?"
Not only did Huzi Xiaorou and Xiaobu put down the dishes and chopsticks, but the people at the surrounding tables also stopped eating, and rolled their eyes at him with a bad face.
The boss came over with a very bad face, and saw that Wang Zhe was still spitting into the bowl, and said angrily: "Child, how can you spit in the bowl, how can we use this bowl in the future?" ”
"Oh, blame me! Why don't you take a look at what's in the bowl first? Come up and complain, when you see what's in the bowl, I don't believe you dare to drink? ”
Hey, no matter what's in the bowl just now, but now there's saliva in it, who would dare to drink it? Hehe!
Listening to Wang Zhe's tone, the boss secretly said that it was not good, and guessed that there was a foreign object in the bowl, so he immediately changed his face, leaned over, and whispered to Wang Zhe: "I'm sorry, child, I invite these soups, I don't have to pay, but please don't pursue them, okay?" ”
The people at the surrounding tables also saw that they were tired, and they all wanted to see what was in the bowl?
Wang Zhe took the opportunity to draw his sword: "No silver coin is not good!" ”
"Good!" The boss was so distressed that he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, but in the end he compromised and secretly gave him a silver coin.
Wang Zhe took out his sword, carrying the general trend around him, with mental calculation or unintentional, of course, the winning rate is greater.
Holding the silver coin in his hand, Wang Zhe felt happy in his heart, and explained to the surroundings: "It's okay, it's okay, I was sick to my stomach just now, and I suddenly wanted to vomit, what should you do, don't pay attention to me." ”
The boss secretly gave Wang Zhe a thumbs up, very satisfied with this explanation, cleaned up their dishes and chopsticks on the side, and wiped the table naturally.
But the other guests had unnatural faces, which was obviously perfunctory. There's a deal here!
Shouldn't you go to the hut if you have an upset stomach? Is it good to pull it from below, how can this still come out from above, in this case, it is clearly nausea and vomiting.
What's in the bowl! Flies, rats, or sheep poop eggs?
Vomit, vomit......
The guests were collectively gagging.
This scene is simply disgusting Her mother opened the door to disgusting, and she was disgusted to the house.
Wang Zhe had a weak heart, took advantage of the scene to get out of control, got up and led the tiger to Xiaorou and Xiaobu, and hurriedly slipped away.
It's a long way out of the mutton restaurant.
Xiaorou: "Brother, what did you find in the bowl?" ”
Huzi: "Flies? ”
Little Buddy: "Little mouse? ”
Vomit...... I wanted to vomit, but I didn't.
"Nothing, a tooth was found."
"Huh? ……”
"Canine teeth, crescent-shaped."
"Oh, that's nothing, why are you throwing up so much."
"Why is it nothing? He's selling dog meat with a sheep's head! Since I touched it, I can't ignore it. ”
Xiaorou was indignant and resolutely stood on her brother's side: "Yes, if you sell fake meat, you shouldn't pay him for food." ”
Seeing that what the boss said was reasonable, Xiao Bu also said: "Well, it shouldn't be paid!" ”
After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, thought for a while, and said, "We really didn't seem to give money?!" ”
Huzi looked impatient and added: "Not only did he not give money, but he also asked the boss to find a silver coin." ”
At this time, the owner of the mutton restaurant had just finished appeasing the guests, and finally had time to check what foreign objects were in Wang Zhe's bowl.
In the back room, carefully rub it with chopsticks, strain it slowly, and pour out a long string of saliva.
"Hey, it's disgusting, it's all saliva."
Seeing that it was about to bottom, the boss held back the discomfort and filtered more and more carefully.
"Flies? Bugger? Little mouse? No! ”
Nothing, just a bone, oh, like an animal tooth.
Nothing dirty!
The boss sighed.
Suddenly, no, ah!!
They didn't pay for anything, and they took me a silver coin.