Chapter 55: The Second Mission
Wade looked at Hawkeye, who fell to the ground in surprise, stepped forward and kicked his ass, and found that Hawkeye didn't react at all, and couldn't help but sigh: "Poor guy, you must have offended Bucky, so he will treat you like this!" ”
"Come on, Wade, this little guy is a long-term meal ticket I brought you just for you, you should thank me, you shouldn't hurt me so much!"
"A thousand dollars at a time, what kind of person is this guy, so rich, and he likes to find abuse?" Wade asks Bucky about Hawkeye's identity.
For Wade, Bucky did not hide it, and bluntly told Wade that Hawkeye was an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
"What the hell is a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent?" Wade pursed his lips and continued: "Forget it, it's a rich man anyway, and he can just help Lord Deadpool who lives in poverty." Bucky, you know what, Vanessa is now getting a salary of $3,000 a month, hell, that bullshit school is so rich! ”
Vanessa has stayed at Xavier School since the Three Mile Island incident, and after a period of study, Vanessa is now proficient in mastering her mutant abilities and has become a qualified X-Men.
Wade's life hasn't changed, wandering out of Sister Margaret's Bar, being a mercenary with a good heart, completing tasks like helping girls teach her stalkers, earning commissions ranging from a few hundred to a few tens of dollars. In terms of income, Wade was compared to Vanessa at once, although Wade never said anything, but he was indeed a little unhappy in his heart, and he had received a lot more mercenary tasks in recent months.
"He's jealous, he must be jealous of what school offered Vanessa such a high salary!" The mole handed Bucky and Wade a glass of wine and said to Bucky with a smile.
"Shit! How could I be jealous of this? Draining the wine from the glass, Wade retorted loudly.
Then, looking around and seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Wade approached Bucky and whispered: "That Xavier school is so annoying, Vanessa not only learned the ability to imitate others there, but now she has also learned to become someone else's appearance, hell, it's just that spell from Monkey King who doesn't know how many changes!" You can't imagine that one time Vanessa and I had just done that, and then I went to take a shower, and when I came out of the bathroom, I found that Vanessa had changed into me, and hell, that feeling like X herself was so bad! ”
In fact, Wade has complained to Bucky many times about this, and Vanessa now has similar abilities to Raven the Shapeshifter, and can transform herself into someone else's appearance. Although she can't change as much as Raven wants, Vanessa can only change into someone she is familiar with, but this ability can be considered terrifying. What's more, Vanessa can also imitate other people's mutant abilities, which Raven can't do either.
Once, Vanessa turned into Wade's appearance, wearing the same tights, and appeared at Sister Margaret's bar with Wade, from the voice and tone of her voice to Wade's usual small movements, she behaved like Wade, and there were dozens of people in the entire bar from waiters to mercenaries, and none of them could tell who was the real Wade. This incident is still talked about by the mercenaries in the bar, and they all say that Wade has a sibling.
In fact, not only Vanessa, but also Anna stayed in Xavier School during this half year, but instead of becoming an X-Men, she became an older student.
Anna's progress is not as fast as Vanessa's, and although Anna's ability to diamond is more proficient, she still can't diamond the creatures she comes into contact with.
However, Anna's second ability gradually awakened under the guidance of Professor X, which was exactly what Bucky had expected, a spiritual variant ability. Now Anna can control her eyes, so that the people who look at her eyes can't help but lose their minds and become slaughtered, this ability is named by Anna Ecstasy. Although Anna's current mental power is not strong enough to confuse people with strong wills and strong mental power, it is undeniable that this is indeed a very powerful variant ability.
"Come on, Wade, Vanessa's ability is something a man can only dream of, maybe she'll be willing to take the form of Bitrice Arthur and you! (For more information about this stalk, see the easter eggs in the movie Deadpool, or the comics of Deadpool, and the children's shoes who don't take the movie seriously may not understand)"
"No kidding, I'm sure if I dared to make such a request, I would have been thrown off the balcony by Vanessa!" Wade seemed to think of something terrible, and he couldn't help but shudder when he spoke.
That night, Bucky and Wade stay late at the bar until they both get a little drunk and go back to their respective homes. However, Bucky seems to have forgotten that he didn't go to the bar alone, and that the drunken Hawkeye was still lying on the floor of the bar, snoring and sleeping.
The next morning, while still asleep, Bucky heard a bang and the door to his bedroom was kicked open.
"Which bastard, pay for my door!"
Bucky muttered dissatisfiedly, rubbing his sleepy eyes, only to see Hawkeye and Coulson standing in the bedroom doorway.
Looking at Coulson's hand raised in mid-air, as if it was about to knock on the door, Bucky knew that the guy who kicked his door open must be the kid from Hawkeye.
"Old bastard, hurry up and change your clothes, your second mission is coming!"
Hawkeye's tone is extremely unkind, as can be seen from the way he calls Bucky. Since learning that Bucky is actually in his seventies, Hawkeye no longer calls Bucky by his name, calling Bucky "old man" when he is in a good mood and "old bastard" when he is in a bad mood.
With that, Hawkeye walked out of the house without looking back.
"Did I mess with Little Barton?" Now Bucky is still a little confused, and he doesn't quite understand why Hawkeye is like this today.
Coulson smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that our people found the drunk Barton in a bar this morning, and Director Fury just scolded him severely." ”
Bucky then remembered that he had left the drunken Hawkeye at Sister Margaret's bar last night, and he was a little embarrassed to talk about this guy. However, Bucky quickly found a reason for himself, and muttered: "Wade, this guy is really, I don't know if I have put away my long-term meal ticket, if it is picked up by others, it will be a big loss." ”
Coulson didn't understand what Bucky meant by talking to himself, but he didn't ask anything, just said solemnly to Bucky: "Mr. Barnes, there is a task that you and Barton need to complete now, and this is the second mission that our S.H.I.E.L.D. has agreed with you. ”