It's still a physical reason, the code word is difficult, and the second is estimated to be later, brothers, forgive me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

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In Xihong No. 7 Middle School, a 28 bicycle that rang in all parts except for the bell did not ring, flashed past the school gate, startling the old janitor who was closing the school gate.

"Little bunny, stop me!"

The young man listened to the shouting and scolding behind him, and laughed: "Uncle, you are so old, and your anger is not small, be careful of high blood pressure!" ”

The janitor seemed to be in a demonic disorder, and he didn't give up, and he was still shouting something, but as the distance got farther and farther away, he couldn't hear what the other party was shouting.

Ignoring the uncle's shouting, he laughed and pedaled a few times, and rode into the parking shed a hundred meters away.

Then with both hands and a handlebar, a chic cheating leg, jumped directly off the bike, and with a push, the 28 bicycle changed to an 'unmanned' state and automatically rushed into the carport.

The boy didn't care about his big 28 at all, and rushed out under the effect of inertia, crashing into someone else's parked bicycle.

looked at the electronic watch, oh my God, it's been two minutes, and he secretly cursed the three bastards who blocked his lane before, and at the same time snapped his fingers, and at the moment he snapped his fingers, there was a series of sound of bicycles falling to the ground behind him, which was particularly crisp and refreshing.

"Really, how do you feel like the older you get, the worse you get!" Shaking his head in confusion, he quickly ran towards the teaching building.

"The bike is upside down!" Suddenly, there was a majestic voice with a slight trembling voice next to him.

The young man turned his head to see a middle-aged man with black-rimmed glasses and gray hair, twitching the corners of his mouth, as if looking at him with a lot of heartache.

The young man hurriedly stopped: "Hello principal! ”

The middle-aged man in front of him was the principal of the school where the teenager was.

The principal did not seem to hear the boy's greeting, but pointed to the parking shed behind the boy and repeated: "Bicycle...... The bike is upside down! ”

The boy smiled: "It's okay, I'm not distressed, isn't it about to study early, how important is it to study on a bicycle!" ”

"My new 'permanent', I've only been riding it for two days, you...... You...... Which class are you in? "The principal is trembling, heartbroken, most of the month's salary, serving the same as his wife, was so harmed by you.

The young man looked back, and sure enough, under his two big two-eights, there was a brand-new permanent bicycle, which looked undamaged overall, but several bicycles were entangled, and the ground was paved with red bricks, and it was estimated that there must be a place for painting on the bicycle.

"Say, your class, call your head teacher, call your parents to come, it's too bad for you!"

Before the old headmaster finished speaking, he saw the young man pointing to the sky at a forty-five degree angle in the east, and his face was full of horror: "Flying saucer! ”

"Where?" The old headmaster hurriedly took his reading glasses out of his jacket pocket, turned to look at the sky, and there was nothing in the sky except a few pigeons that happened to fly by.

At this time, he didn't know where he had been deceived, so he turned around angrily and looked for it again, the student with the fast white rag on the schoolbag just now had long since disappeared.

The boy ran all the way to the second class of the third year where he was, only to see the students reviewing their homework in their respective seats, and the 'old class' teacher Wang moved a chair and was sitting on the podium, drinking tea and shaking the folding fan while supervising the students' self-study.

"It's miserable, didn't Lao Wang go next door today, why did he come so early...... Hey...... Why should I say that Lao Wang went next door! ”

Without thinking about it, the young man pushed open the door of the classroom, lowered his head and walked towards his seat, his seat was in the last row of the first group, just a few meters away, he clearly felt that the knife-like gaze of the old king behind him was falling on his back.

Just as he was about to return to his seat with one step left, a loud shout suddenly came: "Stop! ”

The young man suffocated, turned around suddenly, and showed a sunny smile on his face at the moment of turning around, and at the same time pretended to be surprised: "Teacher Wang, when did you come?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding classmates chuckled, is this fooling a fool.

Teacher Wang got up from the chair and slowly walked towards the boy with a folding fan: "Do you have astigmatism in your eyes?" ”

The boy sneered: "No! ”

"Nearsighted?"

The boy smiled a little embarrassedly: "No! ”

"And when did you become blind?"

"Ah...... Lao Wang...... No, Mr. Wang, let's not scold! ”

Lao Wang had already walked in front of the young man, put away the folding fan suddenly, used it as a short stick, and knocked it on the young man's head: "Then I am such a big living person, you don't see you sitting on the podium!" ”

The young man shrank his head and sneered: "Didn't I see that I was almost late, I was in a hurry!" ”

The folding fan in Lao Wang's hand instantly changed from a short stick to a point peg, poking under the young man's ribs: "Are you almost late?" You're already late! Don't quibble with me, it's all up to you after school for the next week! ”

The young man wanted to ask for mercy, but Lao Wang turned around and left, walked two steps and walked back again: "By the way, there is another thing, you were driving very fast just now, you thought you were flying a plane!" ”

"You've seen it all." The boy scratched his head.

"Put your hands down!" Lao Wang's little acupuncture point...... No, it was the folding fan that knocked on the young man's hand: "Do you know what you did wrong?" ”

The young man hurriedly explained: "Teacher Wang, aren't I worried about riding fast if I'm late!" ”

Lao Wang snorted and accentuated his tone: "Let me ask you, do you know what's wrong with riding a bicycle like an airplane?!!! ”

The young man thought for a while, and replied tentatively: "Flying low?" ”

'Boom! The laughter in the class instantly set off a wave of sound, and all the students laughed.

Lao Wang looked around, suppressed the laughter with a very inhumane 'vicious' look, and then said to the young man with a hateful gaze: "Ride slowly next time, pay attention to safety!" ”

In an instant, the young man's heart warmed, and he bowed sincerely: "Thank you, teacher!" ”

Lao Wang nodded, and was about to turn around, when suddenly his eyes swept behind the young man, and then pointed at the young man's schoolbag with a fan: "What are you doing with a rag on your schoolbag?" ”

The young man hurriedly took the schoolbag off his shoulder, and sure enough, I don't know when, a foot-long white rag was hung on the schoolbag.

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Didn't I just guess that you were going to punish me for duty, so I prepared a new rag in advance!" ”

Lao Wang nodded: "It's quite self-aware!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps behind him, and someone rushed into the class, followed by an exclamation from a girl.

I saw an old man wearing big pants and rushing in bare-chested, and before he could speak, he held on to the podium for a long time.

Teacher Wang looked back: "Isn't this the doorman Uncle Liu, Hong Kong Island has returned, let's talk about civilization, talk about a new style, and don't let you be bare-chested!" ”

After he finished speaking, he scolded the screaming girls: "What are you talking about, isn't Uncle Liu wearing pants!" ”

Uncle Liu gasped for a moment, and then scolded: "Just your uncle's shoulder, I let this kid ride and scrape my old man's vest away!" ”

The young man hurriedly pulled the rag over to take a look, and sure enough, it was a torn vest, and there was a smell of rancid sweat, and he couldn't help but despise it: "What a broken quality!" ”

Uncle Liu jumped up and scolded: "Rabbit cub, if the quality of the old man's vest is better, you will take me away!" ”