Chapter 182: We're Kind!
Walking out of the room, Liu Lao Liu glanced at him and whispered to Lao Li'er, "Did you see it?" His style doesn't succeed at first glance! ”
Lao Li Tou'er smiled and asked casually: "How do you know?" ”
Liu Lao Liu said even more inadvertently: "I'll just uh!" After saying this, he looked at the old Li Tou'er of Hehe Zhile, and sighed: "I haven't masturbated for more than two months, do you believe it?" ”
Lao Li nodded seriously: "I believe it!" ”
Liu Laoliu was surprised: "Why? Then he looked vigilant: "You can't be peeping on me, are you?" ”
Old Li Touer: "........."
"Because you've always been with us, the only time we're apart is when you're in prison, and you don't have a chance to come there, right?" Said here with a cheap smile: "By the way, are you okay with chrysanthemums?" ”
Liu Lao Liu subconsciously held his buttocks, and said with a white face: "Don't bring this, be careful that I beat your whole family!" Then he said, "But how do you feel like there's a lot of chaos on the streets these days?" ”
At this time, He Shang walked over, stared at Liu Laoliu and said, "This is thanks to the donor, if the donor didn't want to come here, it wouldn't be like this!" ”
Liu Lao Liu and Lao Li Tou'er were curious: "What's the matter?" ”
He Shang smiled: "Because Lord Liu made a big fuss in prison, all the condemned prisoners ran out, and even kidnapped the county master, and now he is asking for silver in the imperial court!" ”
This is the other day he saw that there were a lot fewer people on the street, and from time to time there were groups of officers and soldiers who seemed to be looking for something, so he used divine arithmetic to calculate it with curiosity.
found that this matter was directly related to Liu Laoliu, and the group of death row prisoners who were released completely turned over and changed their careers to become a very promising profession, kidnappers.
Yes, they made a mountain, and completely kidnapped the county magistrate and a group of government officials, etc., and confronted the imperial court, the kind that will never let people go without silver.
And the emperor of this dynasty is fortunately not a faint king, he did not directly send troops to attack, but only sent troops to surround the hill and negotiate with the kidnappers, and now the two sides are in a stalemate.
But if you think about it, there will be a result soon, after all, it is impossible for an emperor to be too entangled in this kind of thing, and for leaders, those who dare to challenge their majesty will generally choose to shoot them to death.
Obviously, that group of kidnappers can only leave a faint history in history, and when the historian describes the emperor's might, it is incidentally written as a classic case of the emperor's majesty.
And it was passed on to future emperors, especially flaunting the decisiveness of this emperor and the unchallengeable status of the emperor.
He Shang thought about it, was suddenly stunned, and exclaimed: "Those officers and soldiers won't be looking for you, right?" ”
Liu Lao Liu was stunned by Lao Li'er: "Who are you looking for?" ”
"Liu Lao Liubei, after all, he took the lead in escaping from prison!!"
Liu Laoliu said with a aggrieved face: "Why am I recruiting someone to provoke whom?" was wrongfully imprisoned, and originally thought of reporting Jigong and preparing to escape from prison, but who would have thought that there was no one there who could understand people's words. ”
said here and slapped his thigh: "I'm also passive!" ”
Old Li Touer: "........"
He Shang: "........"
This scum, fortunately, Jigong and Rouge went out to live, otherwise they would not be angry when they heard what he said? Jigong Du is already preparing for you to challenge the imperial court.
And you? After a long time, I actually wanted to report them, but I became a prison escape boss by mistake, which has to be said to be a funny and sad story.
At this time, Fahai's door was suddenly pushed open, and a beautiful woman walked out of the room, and said with a hesitant face: "That, Master Fahai seems to have something wrong?" ”
The three of them were stunned, and hurriedly followed the beauty into the room quickly, only to see Fahai's eyes at this time were confused, and even a little trance, with a blank face.
And the Buddhist scriptures that he had been reciting stopped at some point, and Lao Li Touer hurriedly asked, "When did he start doing this?" ”
The four women looked at each other: "It seems to have just been!" Then he was a little frightened and said, "He won't die, will he?" ”
After all, this Fahai has been with them for so many days, if they die, killing people will pay for their lives, even if they are just comforting the lonely old man!
When you arrive at the official mansion, you will basically have a click, and your head will fall to the ground.
Old Li Tou'er waved his hand and said, "Okay." There's nothing to do here, you can go back. ”
He Shang took out the silver in the back and distributed it to the four ladies who had been working hard for nearly a month, and at the same time sighed in his heart, it is really a champion in three hundred and sixty lines, look at how fast the money comes!
But they are more special, but it is easy to shoot real guns, as soon as the legs are opened, the clothes are taken off, and the battle will be solved in an instant if it doesn't work, there is a good saying, only tired cattle, no ploughed land!
The four beauties took the silver with gratitude, went to another room to change clothes in a chic and beautiful way, and returned the suits and left.
After their research these days, they found that this dress has some great attraction to men, if there is this suit, why worry about the business not booming?
They walked in a chic way, and after having a suit, they showed off their skills in the red-light streets, and there was an endless stream of people with unique tastes, but they didn't know that they had destroyed a heart to the Buddha.
Liu Lao Liu looked at Fahai, who was already a little broken, and whispered, "What now?" ”
Lao Li Tou'er smiled: "Of course, seize the opportunity, let's go, let's go and invite those real beauties!" ”
He Shang hesitated: "Do you really want to do this?" Wouldn't it be too cruel? ”
After all, although Fahai is a little annoying, he has never killed anyone, but only against Bai Suzhen.
And his task is only to reform Fahai, is it really suitable for such an eighty or ninety-year-old man?
Lao Li Tou'er said: "The task you came here is to influence him, and with his stubborn temper, he will definitely not honestly let you be influenced, let alone listen to you, so only let him break down in his heart and question the Buddha first, so that you can have a chance to make a move!" ”
After speaking, he raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?" ”
He Shang: "........."
You've said all the good and bad things, what else can I think? Of course, he chose to break his heart, otherwise what about the mission? What should I do if I can't complete the task?
At the moment, it was not in the woman's kindness, and under the leadership of Lao Li Tou'er, the four real beauties who had finished changing their clothes were invited over.
Looking at Fahai who was silent on the ground, Lao Li Touer said to the four beauties: "That's it, but don't come to the real one, you just need to use your hands, and then create that kind of atmosphere." ”
He Shang was stunned: "Why is this?" ”
Isn't this an extra move to take off your pants and fart?
Lao Li Tou'er said with a white face: "This will make you come to the spirit, after all, we are still too kind, we can't do too ruthlessly, and the reason why we use our hands is to break his boy body, otherwise he will feel that it is fake." Do you understand? ”
Everyone: "........"
Are you still kind? Hehe, the poor monk feels like he came from kindergarten!!