Chapter 32: The head is green

"Zhe'er, what's wrong with you? But don't be scared. ”

The Queen Mother looked at Wang Zhe with a worried expression on the side, and saw that he was a little stunned, so she couldn't help asking.

"The jade spirit doesn't seem to be useful to me, after taking it, I don't feel anything, I don't shine like our fox Xiaobai."

"Could that be eating too little?"

"Probably not, Uncle Zhang's hunting dog is black, and the food is not as big as mine, and the body was blue and hazy at that time, and the effect is very significant."

Xiao Rou had already returned home at this time, sat next to her brother, and said innocently and naively: "This is normal!" My brother is a human being, how can he compare with a dog and a fox. ”

Wang Zhe was still very sad, but after hearing this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily pulled: "You mean that my brother is not as good as a beast?" ”

Xiaorou didn't understand what Wang Zhe meant, so she sat there and snapped her fingers, serious and cute.

"My brother is like a brute...... Uh, no, it's the brother who is stronger than the brute. ”

Wang Zhe's face was black, and the queen mother laughed, rubbing Rou'er's little head dotingly.

In her eyes, any monk and immortal are too far away, and her son is lucky to be able to eliminate all diseases and live a long life after taking purple jade tablets, how dare he dare to expect his body to shine and cultivate to become an immortal.

Even, the queen mother was still very afraid that her son and daughter would cultivate immortals and gods.

I heard that the gods all come and go without a trace, looking for opportunities all day long, and they have to compete with others for treasures, in case they lose their lives, what should she do?

In her mind, it was best for her son and daughter not to cultivate, just live a long and healthy life, so that they would go out to wander in the future, and they would be separated from themselves, and if they didn't see each other for a few years or more than ten years, they would go crazy.

Now, selling spicy noodles is very profitable, and she has hope for life, and she is still waiting to become rich and save a lot of daughter-in-law money for her son.

When the time comes, the son is willing to be with Rou'er, so let them be together. Giving birth to a big white fat boy, teasing his grandson in the sun, watching their little couple live a sweet life, how happy it should be.

If they don't want to be together, the family also has money for their son to marry a daughter-in-law, and also has money to prepare a dowry for Rou'er. When the time comes, let Rou'er marry Huzi, and know the root and know that she is a childhood sweetheart, how good!

How to think, how good, life in the future could not be better, why do you have to work hard to cultivate.

Isn't it good to live a prosperous life as an ordinary person in peace and happiness?

"Son, don't be sad, that purple jade piece is useless. At that time, there was an elixir, the red light was shining, and it was useless for Rou'er to eat it. ”

The Queen Mother didn't care about the jade spirit at all, and called it a purple jade piece. If Zhang Qi knew this, I am afraid he would also get drunk.

Wang Zhe lowered his head listlessly, since he found out that the jade spirit was ineffective against him, he had been depressed, and everything was boring.

The queen mother felt sorry for her son, and couldn't bear to see him haggard and half-dead. Turning around, he took out a few pieces of purple jade spirit chalcedony from the box, stuffed them into his hand, and said, "Maybe it's because you eat less?" Eat a few more slices. ”

Feng doesn't care how precious this thing is, how many people fight for it, and it is not as good as half of his son's hair. Even if the son eats it is a waste, so what? As long as it can make him completely dead and then pick himself up again, it doesn't matter if he eats jelly beans.

Wang Zheru grabbed the last straw as a drowning man, pinched up a piece of jade spirit chalcedony, and stuffed it directly into his mouth. I couldn't care about enjoying that cool, slippery feeling anymore, so I put my hand in front of my eyes and stared at it without blinking, expecting it to shine.

After a long time, a lead-gray death appeared on his face, and his smile was more ugly than crying, and he spit out two words with difficulty.

"It's useless......"

Seeing that her brother was so depressed, Xiaorou sat quietly on the small bench and sighed.

After thinking about it, he reached out and grabbed a piece of jade spirit chalcedony and blinked.

"Brother, brother, you see, I don't shine either."

But what people didn't expect was that after she put the jade spirit chalcedony in her mouth, a strong green light instantly emitted from her body, which shocked Wang Zhe speechless.

Xiao Rou was also stunned by the sudden change in herself, standing there, her small mouth open to swallow eggs, and she didn't speak.

Xiao Rou originally wanted to prove that she was the same as her brother, and she would not shine if she ate purple jade tablets, so that her brother would be less painful.

But, but but, she glowed, green and shining, didn't this rub salt on her brother's wounds?

"Brother, brother, I really don't want to shine, if I can, I want to give you the green light. Makes your body green, your head green, and your whole body green......"

Wang Zhe was doubly sad just now, but at the same time he was happy for his sister, but at this time, he only wanted to do one thing, to block his sister's mouth.

"If you don't understand anything, don't talk nonsense, okay? I want to give me the green light, so that my body is green, my head is green, and my whole body is green......"

"Oh my God, fortunately I didn't plan to marry her, I didn't really treat her as a child daughter-in-law, she was originally a cousin, and there was a psychological shadow. It's terrible to want me to glow green now......"

"What did she want to do last time she was in bed? By the way, let me tell him a story, and finally give me a big green hat. ”

Wang Zhe was really about to cry, thinking about it, he had a handful of snot and tears.

"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Haha, Rou'er, you really can! Although your brother's face is twisted now, it is much better than it was just now. ”

Xiao Rou was praised and overjoyed, grabbed all the remaining three pieces of jade spirit chalcedony, and stuffed them into her brother's mouth.

Then pretended to be an adult and rubbed Wang Zhe's head.

Her body was still flickering, and her little hands emitted a strong green light, resting on Wang Zhe's head.

The light shrouded Wang Zhe, leaving his head green.

But Wang Zhe was speechless at this time, and felt the changes in his body in shock.

His heart, like a bottomless pit, quickly swallowed the liquid of the jade spirit chalcedony.

Although it was only for a moment, he was clearly aware of it. Unlike the previous two times, I didn't feel anything, and it was gone!

"What's in my heart? How could this happen, shouldn't there be a white-bearded old man who has no body and only a soul? ”

"Haha, I don't know if I can choose a person, I really pray that I live in a fairy in my heart. Hehe, don't you just want to eat the smooth liquid of jade spirit chalcedony? Can you not be so hungry and thirsty, when I can cultivate, I will feed you sooner or later. ”

Thinking of the plot in the novel in his previous life, Wang Zhe was ruthless, and asked his mother for a handful of jade spirit fragments, and knocked six in one go.

"Relying on you two big people, Lao Tzu really doesn't believe in evil. After taking six pieces of jade spirit chalcedony that are more ox forks than the Liuwei Dihuang Pill! I'm afraid of it myself!! Feed you in minutes!! ”

"I want to see how hungry and thirsty the things hidden in my heart are, and I am still not satisfied with so many pills?"