Chapter 3 The White-clothed Scoundrel Walks in the Mountains and Forests
Long Yu looked at Long Ying in a daze and felt funny, no matter how high your kung fu is? When you encounter a scoundrel and a hooligan like me, I guarantee that you will not be able to use any effort. Long Yu coughed a few times, trying to wake up Long Ying who was in a daze, and said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, I have conceded it, hey, Sister Fairy's martial arts are really strong, I made what I learned from Shengping - "Little Dragon Flying Chopsticks" in a hundred shots, I wanted to shoot you with all four chopsticks, hey, I didn't expect to hit only one, admire and admire." After speaking, he pretended to sigh.
Long Ying suddenly laughed: "Playing scoundrel with me, right? Stinky boy, don't you remember the content of our previous bet!"
"Remember, remember, how can I forget such an important thing, you said that there are two pairs of chopsticks here, you count to three, wait, fairy sister, you don't want to play tricks, we have an appointment, change this one to me to count three!" Long Yu tried to recall, looking at Long Ying's sly smile, a little uneasy rose in his heart.
Long Ying smiled and said, "Of course you don't cheat, you go on, what about after that?"
Long Yu let out a big breath, and said with a smile: "You said that you count to three, I will throw these chopsticks at you at the same time, if you lose one, you will consider ...............it" Long Yu's smile suddenly froze, I damn it, think about it? Why didn't I pay attention before? Wait, why should I remember it so clearly? I can't just say it, if I lose one, you promise me to go out and wander? Anyway, she has no evidence to point out that she said the words "consider considering" herself! Oops, I hunt geese all day long, and I was pecked by geese, and my reputation was ruined!
Long Ying looked at Long Yu with a smile, stinky boy, are you playing a lie? When I was a liar, you weren't born yet! If the old lady doesn't cure you, you don't know how to write the word invincible!
Long Yu drooped his head, looking dejected, Long Ying couldn't bear it, and said: "Hey, I have been crisscrossing the continent for so many years, and I have never believed in my fate, so I will make an exception for you today." There's a copper coin here, if it's heads, I'll give you another chance, and if it's tails, I don't need to say more!"
When Long Yu heard that there was still a chance, he immediately smiled, but his face suddenly changed greatly, and he hurriedly said: "Give me your copper coin, won't both sides be negative!" Long Yu was obviously deceived, and he had a psychological shadow.
Long Ying looked at Long Yu's head with a shudder: "Are you the old lady you are?" To put it mildly, if I insist on not letting you go, you won't be able to escape from ten!"
Long Yu looked at Long Ying aggrievedly, is it good to give some face, is the martial arts high? When I practice kung fu to the realm of yours, I will do this to your son in the future! Hmph!
He was cursing in his mind, only to hear the sound of "ding", Long Ying flicked his fingers, and the copper coin flew up, Long Yu seemed to be able to feel the sound of his heartbeat, and the sound of the wind passing through the copper coin was beating with a bang.
He swore it was the naughtiest copper coin he had ever seen. The copper coin fell on the table, and actually stood there! On the one hand, towards Long Yu, and on the other hand, Long Yu secretly looked at it, and clearly saw that the side facing him was positive, and he secretly urged in his hand, wanting to make a move "no wind and waves", so that when the copper coin fell, it was positive. I didn't know that my dark energy had not yet reached the copper coin, and a strong wind hit the opposite side. God doesn't help me, but when I look closely, the wind blowing is the palm wind played by Long Ying!
"I'm against it! Say it's okay not to cheat!" Long Yu shouted loudly, he seemed to have completely forgotten that if Long Ying didn't cheat, he would cheat first!
Long Ying smiled and asked, "What are you against?"
"I object, you rely on your martial arts to be strong, and forcibly use copper coins to show the opposite! I object, you bully me! When I see my father, I will definitely sue you!" Long Yu snorted, turned his head and did not speak.
"Are you sure you want to object? Won't you look at the copper coins first? If you're sure I can put it away!"
"Look at a P! The side facing me is positive, and turning it upside down on my side must be ......the opposite" Long Yu was stunned, I damn it, how can it be frontal? Could it be that I am dazzled, impossible! Long Yu stretched out his hand to see what the other side was, but it was not as fast as Long Ying's hand, and the copper coin was taken into Long Ying's arms.
Long Yu froze. suddenly woke up, it turned out that both sides were positive, and my aunt did this just to give herself a step down!
But why? Didn't she always forbid me to be a ranger?
If you can't figure it out, don't think about it!
"Sister Fairy!" Long Yu burst into tears and laughed, and kept rubbing his big head into Long Ying's arms, shouting, "I love you!"
"Get out!" Long Ying scolded with a smile.
Long Yu immediately lay on the ground and rolled twice, and said with a smile: "Sister fairy, do you think I'm handsome, if you're not satisfied, I'll roll again!"
Long Ying was amused by him and said, "Do you still want to sue your father?"
"Sue, I not only have to sue, but I also have to sue!" Long Yu said.
Long Ying was puzzled and was about to answer, but heard Long Yu say: "I want to sue my father, why did you put me in the hands of such a good fairy sister? The fairy sister is like the brightest sunshine, not only beautiful, but also treats me as my own, and I take care of everything, and I, like a strong little sapling, bathed in the luster of the fairy sister, grow up healthily! When I was young, there were always people who said that I didn't have a father, and I really wanted to say to them loudly: 'I don't have a father! Have you ever seen such a young mother? Is this a mother? This is a fairy? Does a fairy understand! 'Sister fairy, it's okay for me to beat me, it's good to scold me, I'm done with this situation!" Long Ying has raised Long Yu for 16 years, and in the depths of her memory, she naturally regards her as her mother!
A trace of tears flashed in the corner of Long Ying's eyes, and she chuckled: "As far as you can speak, hey, you mouth, I don't know how many women will be harmed in the future! I'll give you a day, you go into this mountain forest and look for a piece of cold iron, and I'll find someone to forge a sword for you, which will be counted as a gift for your sixteenth birthday!"
Long Yu was even more excited when he heard this, but he didn't show it on his face, and asked shyly: "Don't say one test, I can complete a hundred tests." Sister fairy, you have so many people under your hands, can you lend me a few, I will find Hantie as soon as possible, and your wish will be fulfilled as soon as possible. ”
This kid is really shameless, what is my wish, the sword is for you, after the sword is cast, go out and wander, and you are the one who becomes a ranger, what does it matter to me? If you want to ask me to borrow someone, just say it! Long Ying smiled and stretched out a finger.
"A hundred? That's not a day, within an hour, I promise to complete the task!" Long Yu patted his chest and said loudly.
Long Ying shook her head.
"Ten? less is less, but it doesn't matter, if you send me the dragon slave, and send some smart and capable people, I can still complete the task." Long Yu didn't pat his chest this time, but his voice didn't get lower.
Long Ying shook her head again.
"I'm sorry, fairy sister, don't bring such a play! This mountain is not big, it is not small, even if I am tired to death, it will take three days, you only send me one person, that person will not be Sande, right? Sande can be a sycophant, but he can't do business!" Long Yu gritted his teeth and said in one breath.
Long Ying smiled and said, "It's not that I sent someone to you, it's you who went alone." ”
Long Yu was almost about to faint, and he continued to object, but he heard Long Ying murmuring: "It's almost noon, tomorrow at noon, if you haven't come back yet, don't be afraid that your aunt will be ruthless!"
Long Yu dared to stay any longer, and rushed into the mountains and forests like the wind.
When Long Yu walked away, Long Ying brought herself a glass of wine and asked, "Is there any news from Daddy?"
The dragon slave dressed in black didn't know when to come in, stood aside respectfully, and replied, "No, since I sent someone here last month, there has been no news, not even a letter!" Long Ying sighed and continued to drink.
The dragon slave stood aside and stopped talking, several times he wanted to speak, but he swallowed it several times.
Long Ying said: "Long Nu, you have been with me for so many years, and you are not an outsider, just say anything you want." ”
"The young master beat Cheng Min's son, I heard that Cheng Min has a lot of people in the rivers and lakes, should we strike first?"
Long Ying also poured a glass of wine for Long Nu and said, "Are you from the rivers and lakes?" Remember to tell him not to be too hard, just let them not get out of bed. ”
"What about Cheng Min's soldiers and horses? There are nearly 10,000 soldiers and horses in this night string city, if we really want to make a move, we have more than enough to protect ourselves, I'm afraid we won't be able to please." The dragon slave said again.
"Soldiers and horses, you go and bring Mu Bai back. I want to see who has the final say in this Night String City!"
The dragon slave drank the glass of wine and took the order.
When Long Nu walked away, Long Ying swayed up, stood on the top of the highest tree, looked down, and sighed: "This stinky boy, his martial arts are not very good, but his light skills are good, and he will run so far after a while! However, seeing him like a headless fly, don't say tomorrow, it is estimated that he will not be able to find it next year!" After speaking, he performed light skills, landed on the top of another tree like a dragonfly, and flew in the direction of the "stinky boy".
The stinky boy walked around the woods, and suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, and he suddenly felt that he might be a road idiot, and he always felt that he had seen the big trees here, and he was familiar with the big trees over there. It's over, I can't really be a road idiot, right?" Long Yu touched his chin, picked up a sharp stone on the ground, shook it a few times, and then carved a mark on a big tree next to him, and then continued to walk forward.
"I'm all the way west away from the season with you
You say you're so tired that you can't fall in love with anyone anymore
The wind is blowing on the mountain road, and the pictures of the past are all about me
I'm ashamed to count how many times I've hurt you
............”
Long Ying's face turned white and blue, and she resisted the urge to beat the pig's head. Is there anything more ugly than that? Also, the people are singing all the way to the north! What is going all the way to the west? Unconsciously flew a few steps backwards, so that he could not hear the terrible song clearly.
Long Yu carried a branch, singing while walking, singing proudly, only to hear the "click" on the side, this sound Long Yu is very familiar, he heard this sound from the moment he came in, this is the sound of stepping on the snow, but, I stand here motionless, is there someone behind me? Long Yu turned his head sharply, and was suddenly startled, Mom, my aunt didn't tell me that there are still monsters in this jungle!
"Big brother, shouldn't you hibernate? You fierce fart, I can warn you, Wu Song is my sworn brother, my name is Wu Sanlang! I'm fierce!" Long Yu trembled and put the branch in front of him, and said to the white-fronted tiger.
"Roar!" A tiger roared, Long Yu sat on the ground in fright, the tiger had a fierce attack, and rushed towards Long Yu with red eyes. A smile flashed at the corner of Long Yu's mouth. Just when the tiger's bloody mouth was about to bite Long Yu's head, Long Yu didn't know that there was an extra icicle in his hand, and it was horizontal into the tiger's open mouth at a very fast speed, and the icicle was neither long nor short, just stuck the tiger's entire mouth. The tiger's mouth could not be closed, and the pain was exceeding.
Long Yu patted the snow on his buttocks, stood up, and said with a smile: "I told you earlier, I'm very fierce! You just don't believe it, do you know it's wrong now? What, you know! It's late! This icicle will probably melt tomorrow, and you'll be hungry for a day!"
Long Ying saw all this in his eyes, and almost laughed out loud, this is just the lowest level of the earth-level demonic beast! Cleaning up such a demonic beast, one look at me is enough, it's ridiculous that Long Yu still thinks how brave he is!
Long Yu pulled out his legs and wanted to leave, but suddenly thought: I see that there is usually such a scene in novels, and all treasures must be surrounded by rare and exotic beasts! Long Yu looked at the tiger lying on the ground and struggling in pain, and suddenly felt funny, this thing is also a rare and exotic beast? Uncle Ben is much more strange than it! So he continued to walk towards the west.
Long Ying smiled bitterly and shook her head, this stinky boy is usually very smart, how can he be stupid at this time. You haven't been to this Baifeng Mountain a thousand times, but you've been here nine hundred and ninety-nine times, when have you ever seen this demonic beast, this is clearly the level set up by the old lady for you! Stupid! When Long Yu walked away, Long Ying quietly landed, touched the tiger's head, waved his little hand, and the icicle stuck in the tiger's mouth disappeared, and heard Long Ying say: "Little tiger, you go and guide Yu'er again." ”
The tiger roared twice, obviously refusing to provoke Long Yu again.
"Aren't you still alive? Although Yu'er is naughty, her heart is not bad and will not hurt your life. Don't worry, if you complete the task, I will help you break through the "ground level"! Long Ying touched the tiger's forehead again.
Only then did the tiger sniff the smell that Long Yu had left in the air, and followed the smell away.
Long Ying nodded, and said hatefully: "Mud Bodhisattva, if your prophecy is not accurate, I will keep it so that you will never be at peace!" Long Ying suddenly felt panicked in her heart, she knew that Long Yu would find Han Tie soon and leave her immediately! She felt uncomfortable! She could tie Long Yu forever, even if Long Yu was unhappy, at least she could keep him safe. It's a pity that a few months ago, a prophecy of the mud bodhisattva made her change her mind, and the mud bodhisattva predicted that if Long Yu continued to stay by his side, a catastrophe would come. What kind of calamity is it? Long Ying didn't know, and neither did the mud bodhisattva. Long Ying only knew that the mud bodhisattva's prophecy had not been disappointed, otherwise, even if Long Yu threw a thousand chopsticks at the same time, he would not want to lose himself!
No, I'll go to the mud bodhisattva and count a hexagram, if the hexagram changes, I will be hated by Yu'er for the rest of my life, and I won't allow him to go out!
The snow is still falling, and the wind is still blowing.