Chapter 76: Someone Above (Asking for Recommendation Votes)
Director Wang also looked stupid, looking back and forth!
Mr. Hao said: "My special function is nothing more than strong mental power, and there are many talents in this area in our country, so what is your special function?" ”
He Shang asked, "Do you have any wishes?" ”
Mr. Hao was stunned for a moment, and then said slowly: "Of course there is a wish, and as long as it is a person, there will be a wish, right?" ”
Mr. Hao frowned: "But does my wish have anything to do with your special function?" ”
Seeing that He Shang didn't speak, Mr. Hao seemed to be unable to suppress his anger, and asked, "What are you going to say?!" ”
He Shang said with a smile: "The poor monk can say it, the poor monk said yes, you have to sit still, you can't complain about the poor monk if you don't listen." ”
Mr. Hao straightened up, nodded and said, "You say, I'm listening." ”
He Shangdao: "Actually, I'm not a person in this!" ”
Mr. Hao was stunned and said, "You mean you are a foreigner?" “
He Shang hurriedly waved his hand!
Mr. Hao continued: "I know you don't want to say it, I have already said before, I didn't plan to interrogate you so soon, but now that we have met, we must make things clear. “
"I'm here with a mission, don't embarrass me."
He Shang smiled embarrassedly: "That, it's not good or something?" ”
Mr. Hao obviously didn't understand, and said with a surprised face: "What benefits?" ”
He Shang patted his thigh: "Are you brainless?" People force confessions to return beauty schemes, and at worst, you have to send an official and a half-job, otherwise who will recruit it! ”
Mr. Hao glanced at He Shang coldly: "You mean to give you the tiger chair chili water first?" ”
He Shang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't be so troublesome, the beauty will be recruited by the poor monk." ”
Mr. Hao slapped the coffee table and said angrily: "You are negotiating conditions with the state!" ”
He Shang also slapped the table: "The motherland is my mother, and it is only natural to ask my mother for benefits!" After speaking, he added in his heart: "Although it is a stepmother!" ”
Nonsense, I'm not from this world!
Mr. Hao slapped the table again: "Then your mother will beat you for nothing, right?" ”
He Shang was stunned, drink! This kid isn't as stupid as he seems on the surface, and he has a lot of tricks to run, so it seems that I have to learn from Li Jingmin, the old rascal, if I have a chance!
However, can buddies still be afraid to fight?
He Shang rolled up his sleeves and said: "Come on, come on, the poor monk will let the two of you go together, who is afraid of whose grandson!" ”
Director Wang hurriedly came out to play a round, nonsense, he watched the video, can he lead these two times by himself?
The crowd is seated again!
He Shang said: "Anyway, the poor monks have said that they haven't done anything to harm the country and the people, and they are not afraid that you will wronged the poor monks, if you want to talk about it, take out an equal posture and enough bargaining chips for the poor monks to speak!" “
"If you don't want to talk about it, you can lock up the poor monk, but the poor monk can also tell you clearly that the poor monk is not easy to mess with, and there are people above me!"
Mr. Hao leaned over: "Is the person above you domestic or foreign?" ”
He Shang: ".........."
"Do you still suspect that the poor monk is a spy?"
Mr. Hao smiled: "If you don't explain clearly, I can only guess by myself." ”
He Shang said indifferently: "Whatever you want, don't think that the poor monk doesn't understand the law, even if the poor monk is a spy, but the poor monk does not have any espionage behavior, at most you will send the poor monk back to China, and the poor monk should travel abroad for free!" ”
Mr. Hao sighed and said helplessly: "That's the only way it looks, just do as you say and send you back to China!" ”
Then he smiled evilly: "We suspect that you are a spy of a gay tribe in the African rainforest, and we will arrange for someone to send you back tomorrow!" ”
He Shang: "......."
Originally, I wanted to have fun, but now it's boring, so can it be interesting to stay here and talk nonsense with this?
Seeing that He was still speechless, Mr. Hao continued to chase and fight: "But we also suspect that you are a spy of a cannibal tribe tribe in the Amazon jungle, and you have to go there to confirm before sending you back to the same-sex tribe, do you need to prepare?" ”
Do you still need to prepare for this? If it was a normal person, he would have died on the road, right?
He Shang pulled a chair and sat opposite Mr. Hao, crossed his hands together, and said sincerely: "Actually, I don't say it, the key is that I am afraid that you will not believe it, have you heard of the Buddha?" ”
Mr. Hao and Director Wang were stunned at the same time: "Buddha master? ”
He Shang nodded: "Well, have you seen the Fengshen List?" It's the Buddha master there! Ever heard of it? ”
Mr. Hao stared at He Shang for a long time, and then said, "I still think the special function you said before is more credible. ”
He Shang thought about it, it was impossible for him to bring the two of them into the wish store, right?
In order to solve the problem quickly, He Shang propped up his face and said, "You beat me." ”
Mr. Hao looked at He Shang blankly, then at Director Wang, and asked, "Are you sure he is not mentally ill?" ”
Director Wang probed his hands and said: "I've checked it all, I don't know if it's there, but he himself said he has it!" ”
He Shanglai interrupted the conversation between the two with a chirp: "What do you say, if you want to beat you, you will beat you, do your best, don't worry, the poor monk has a Buddhist monk suit to protect his body, which can defend against all ..... in the mortal world."
Before He Shang finished speaking, Mr. Hao suddenly burst up from the sofa and kicked He Shang in the chest across the coffee table!
He Shang snorted and was kicked to the ground, only to feel that his chest was in pain, his lungs contracted for a while, and he couldn't breathe.
Hurriedly running the mana, he calmed down, and asked the system in his heart: "System, why this time?" ”
"Ding, Hao Qiang is already an alien, so he doesn't count as mortal attack power!"
He Shang was shocked, he didn't expect that the Buddhist monk suit couldn't even stop the supernatural, but thinking about it, the supernatural uses the element of heaven and earth, which is very similar to mana!
And the reason why he was kicked just now was because he thought that the Buddha monk suit could resist it, so he didn't use the mana protection at all!
But this Mr. Hao's name is too funny, right? is actually called Hao Qiang, but he is really not blind by this name, he is really strong!!
Mr. Hao was taken aback and exclaimed: "Good kung fu! I was able to sit up right away, and it wasn't easy. ”
He Shang covered his chest with his hands and said it was hard to speak, did I sit up? I'm so bounced, and it's too hard.
Mr. Hao jumped over from the coffee table to pull onions on a dry land, and said eagerly: "You pick up my leg again!" ”
He Shang fell backwards and teleported to the wall, only then did he muster up all his strength and shake his hands.
Dude, you haven't caught your breath yet! But it's enough to say that it's wronged, a Yuan was actually beaten by this kind of goods in his infancy?
Mr. Hao: "Are you asking me not to retain my strength?" ”
He Shang shook his head in fright.
Mr. Hao: "You mean you don't need to say more?" Hahaha, I didn't expect you to despise me so much. ”
He Shang hurriedly looked at Director Wang on the side.
Director Wang was stunned for a moment, and said with a dissatisfied face: "You let the two of us go together?" ”
He Shang: "..........."