I came to this place, this place is in the mountains, it's a place where birds don't poop, and there's a feeling that makes me creep.

I carried a heavy takeaway, and then walked into a small dark room with a gray-haired old man and a slim beauty.

The beautiful woman asked me, "Handsome guy, how much is it in total?" ”

I looked at her as beautiful as a fairy, and she was a little obsessed, and said, "One ...... A total of 200 yuan. ”

The beautiful woman gave me two - the Underworld Coin, which is common to the Heaven and Earth Bank, and I was a little blindfolded, and I said, "That, I don't need this thing, you still ......"

"You'll be using it in no time!" After saying that, the "beauty" suddenly turned into a fat woman, and her evil claws grabbed at me.

I said: "Bold and demonic, don't surrender quickly, I am the Taoist priest of Maoshan - Yang Ze." ”

The "beauty" said: "Cut, a little yellow-level Taoist priest will do whatever he wants here!" Think beautifully! ”

After I pinched my fingers, I figured out that she was a powerful ghost, although she was not powerful, but I had to beat her to death, and it was our Taoist duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

I summoned the peachwood sword and prepared to fight this "beauty" to the death, but this beauty said, "I...... I can become a physical entity, please take me in! I can become a lot of people. ”

Uh, how do you say that? A little bit of a surprise!

I said, "Yes, but that's what you're going to be." ”

I picked out a picture of an international model from my phone and showed it to her, and she said, "No problem. ”

She immediately became a real beauty! That look is on par with Liu Xiaoxue and Teacher Han.

I said, "Uh...... Well, you help me deliver food, and I'll be responsible for giving you fragrant food, how about it? ”

She nodded, I silently recited "Ling", the hearse came immediately, and the driver said: "I will go to maintenance tomorrow morning, and I guess I can't send you in the next few days!" ”

I said, "It's okay, it's very convenient to take a Didi taxi now." ”

The driver said, "Girl, you have cultivated into an entity, not bad!" ”

The beautiful woman didn't take care of the driver, but said to me: "Brother Yang Ze, can you help me choose a name?" ”

I said, "I want to see ......."

I looked up at the night scene in the sky and said, "Stars and moon, you have my surname, your name is Yang, your name is Xingyue, Yang Xingyue, how is it?" I think it's good. ”

Yang Xingyue said: "Thank you so much Brother Yang Ze!" ”

I waved my hand and said, "No thanks, you can just call me Yang Ze in the future, and you don't need to add the word brother." ”

When I got home, I told my grandfather about Yang Xingyue again, and my grandfather was very happy, because there was a person in the family (although not a person) who could accompany him to the old man's house.

I'm going to go out for a walk.

Halfway through, two things with a lot of people suddenly appeared, one black and one white, the level of a ghost general, absolutely black and white.

Black and white impermanence said: "You are Yang Ze, the descendant of the Yang family!" ”

I said, "Two heroes, did my ancestors borrow money from you?" Just right, I have two hundred Stygian coins here, you can spend them slowly. ”

Black and white impermanence and white impermanence said: "Hehe, little brother, we are ordered by Lord Yama to give you a ghost order." ”

I said, "Isn't the ghost order just that you can mobilize the ghost?" ”

Hei Wuchang said: "We are ordered by Lord Yama to award you a position - a special onmyoji in the world. ”

I said, "Who got this name, so unsentimental." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Lord Yama obtained." ”

I said, "Hehe, when I didn't ask." ”

Hei Wuchang said, "Okay, we have to go back to the underworld!" Contact us if you have any questions. ”

"Huh", black and white impermanence is gone, I look at the ghost order in my hand, there is a little bit of a circle, I don't know how to use this thing!

Suddenly, Black Impermanence appeared, and Black Impermanence said: "I forgot to tell you just now, you need to silently recite the "order" to open the ghost order, okay, bye!" ”

At this point, I finally opened my mouth.

The next day, I asked Yang Xingyue to go to school in my appearance, and I decided to go to work by myself, after all, I would rather go to work than go to school.

When I came to the "repeat customer", the proprietress asked me: "That, Xiao Yang!" Yesterday was really hard for you, in fact, our hotel is to serve those non-people. ”

I'm going, and I suddenly want to go to school now!

I said, "It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter what kind of work I do, anyway, I'm an authentic onmyoji." ”

The proprietress said, "Then why on earth are you here to work?" ”

I said, "Life is above all else. In a cruel society, we always lose a lot of choices. ”

The proprietress patted me on the shoulder and said, "Good job, you really deserve to be the pillar of our great motherland, I support you!" ”

I said, "Thank you for the cultivation of the proprietress for your kindness, and I will repay it with a spring." ”

The proprietress waved her hand and said, "Boy, I am already satisfied with your work!" ”

At this time, an uninvited guest came to the hotel, wearing a black hat on his head, a black coat, a pair of sunglasses, and a black umbrella.

He came over to the proprietress and said, "I want to eat." ”

Luo ran over and said, "Sir, what do you want to eat?" ”

I was bored and stood next to the man in black.

The man in black said: "Kung Pao chicken, tomato scrambled eggs, mapo tofu, back to the pot meat." ”

The waiter took a note and said, "Please wait a moment, and you'll be fine right away!" ”

At this time, the man in black turned his head, looked at me and said, "Young man, you are the world's special onmyoji?" ”

I nodded.

The man in black said: "I am Li Yi's grandfather Li Suke, a few days ago I found out that there was an inverted team to go to the tomb of the Qing Dynasty, and it will never return, I suspect that this is related to zombies, you inform other onmyoji to be very careful!" ”

I nodded and said, "It's okay, any kind of zombie will die under my peachwood sword." ”

The man in black shook his head and said, "No, your peachwood sword is useless against zombies, and you must use martial arts." ”

I chatted with Li Yi's grandfather for a while, and then he disappeared into the vast sea of people.

Zombies? Hehe, this time it's interesting! I'd like to see what zombies are capable of.

The next day, I went to work, and I went to school, because I had to inform the other Onmyoji about zombies.

When I came to school, all my classmates looked at me with adoring eyes, and one of my classmates said, "Big brother, you are so good, you were the only one with a perfect score in the test yesterday, and you can't hide it!" ”

I can only hehe, because it is Yang Xingyue's masterpiece and has nothing to do with me.