Chapter 116: The Cohabitation Life of Humans and Dragons
"Beef, lamb, vegetables and fruits, ......"
In the kitchen, Xiao Lin looked at the things in the big bag, and couldn't help but push his glasses: "Are dragons so hospitable?" You brought so many things......"
"Of course, the dragon has always been hospitable." Thor, who took off his gloves and was about to cook, said proudly, "Of course, it is limited to the same race, and if it is an uninvited guest of another race, of course, it is to say hello first with a mouthful of breath." β
"It's not a good habit, is it?"
"It's rare for someone from my clan to come today, and Connor is here too, so let me show off my skills and make a table of delicious food." Tormo skillfully set up the pots and pans and kitchen knives, and then pushed Xiao Lin outside, "Xiao Lin, go and greet the guests!" β
"Wait!" Kobayashi struggled for a moment, "I think I can help you cook......"
"The kitchen is my territory, even Xiao Lin can't interfere without permission!" Thor said imposing lines without momentum, and retreated Xiao Lin from the kitchen door, "As the master, Xiao Lin has to greet them, can't be rude!" β
Bang!
Looking at the closed kitchen door, listening to the tune of Thor cooking and humming in the kitchen, Xiao Lin held his eyes and sighed, although Connor said that he was going to kill her, but children, she will have a good relationship in minutes...... At the cost of being bitten, but that royal rule doesn't seem to be easy to deal with, and he didn't know what he had said to Thor before, and he always refused to tell her anything.
"Wang Gui, why do you think Lord Thor doesn't want to go back?"
One is because I'm tired of war, and the other is because I like the peaceful life I have now, which is of course too complicated for Connor.
"You can understand that it's because of that human."
"But Master Thor won't let me kill that human...... You said I brought that human to us, and you think Master Thor will go back? β
Kobayashi was about to step into the living room and turned his foot directly at 90 degrees to get a bottle bar......
"Don't think about it, just stay in peace, Thor must have her own plans." Wang Gui knocked Connor's head, "And there are angels and demons in charge here, if you mess around, you are worried about being forcibly sent back." β
Connor's mouth puffed out slightly, and for the sake of the face of the beef jerky, he didn't care about this human.
At this time, Xiao Lin walked into the living room, holding a few bottles of wine and a few glasses on the table: "Since you are Thor's clan, then you are also my friend, but can you drink?" β
Looking at Connor, Xiao Lin was a little hesitant, although he also knew that the other party must be ten times older than her, but this appearance was ......
"I don't drink, and neither can she." Wang Gui's simple two sentences successfully made Xiao Lin a little embarrassed again, could it be that he would have to drink alone after a while?
"Connor is too young to drink, I don't like to drink."
"Then I'll drink it alone." Xiao Lin poured himself a few glasses of wine, Wang Gui casually slapped away Connor's sneaky paws, after this Lori Dragon settled down here, it seemed that the nature of the bear child was about to attack again.
Looking at Connor, who was expressionless (actually speechless), and then looking at Wang Gui, who was thinking about something with an expressionless face, Xiao Lin decisively killed a few glasses of wine in one go, and at this time, he had to use wine to strengthen his courage, and he also had to use wine to break the embarrassing atmosphere.
One glass, two glasses, three glasses...... When you don't eat, it's especially easy to get drunk, and Kobayashi seems to belong to the type that is easy to get drunk when you touch alcohol, but no matter how much you drink, you can't get drunk.
"Gurgling ......"
Bang! I don't know when Xiao Lin, who was holding the bottle and drinking, drank a bottle of beer, put the empty bottle on the table heavily, her face was already covered with a drunken flush, she reached out and took off her glasses and put them aside, and hiccuped very heroically: "Hiccup...... I said, what are you doing here? They all demolished the door of my house. β
"We're here to find Thor." Wang Gui stretched out his hand to hold down the struggling Connor, children don't drink.
"Hiccup...... Thor...... Thor? The drunken Kobayashi rolled his eyes and tried to think about it, then slammed the table, startling Connor slightly, "That's right! Thor is...... Here comes my maid! Right! My maid ......"
Connor's eyes widened, and her small hand slapped the table hard: "How can Lord Thor be a human maid?" It must be you who used despicable means......"
Bang!!
"Is it louder than anyone slapping the table?" Kobayashi also slapped the table with both hands, burped, and said drunkly, "Thor is not...... Maid! Her dress is not at all! Belch...... A real maid isn't Thor's like that, Hiccup...... Thor can only be considered cosplay ......"
Wang Gui heard a little taste, and glanced at Xiao Lin a few times: "You are very good at studying maids?" β
"Hehehehe...... Xiao Lin lowered his head and sneered, slapped the table aggressively, and approached Wang Gui directly, the smell of wine made Wang Gui frown slightly, "What do you mean by being very researched?" The maid is faith! It is the highest glory! It is a masterpiece of God!! Hiccup......"
Sure enough, wine is not a good thing, tilting his head slightly to avoid the other party's wine burp attack, Wang Gui looked at the drunk Xiaolin, but sometimes, wine is also a good thing.
"In short, the maid is sacred! Hiccup......" Kobayashi slapped the table to strengthen the momentum of his speech, "Thor is not a maid, just cosplay!" β
Drinking exposes your nature, and you have a honey attachment to the maid?
"I wonder how you and Thor met?" Wang Gui began to ask, and handed over a glass of wine very intimately.
"How...... Belch...... Encountered? Kobayashi gulped down the wine, thought hard, and staggered, "Ah! I remember...... Belch! By the way, last week...... There are a lot of things to do, and I am a little upset...... Drink and take the bus...... Belch...... I've sat down, hahahahaha! I've done it, hahahaha! β
So people who drink alcohol are completely illogical, do they think it's funny if they sit and stand there? Wang Gui didn't care, just listen quietly.
"Hiccup...... By the way, I sat down in the mountains...... Hahahaha, and then met a dragon...... Belch...... A dragon who was stuck in a sword and was about to die...... Hahaha, that dream is so interesting......"
"I'll tell you...... That dragon is super funny...... Belch! The tone is strange, and he pretends to have a unique majesty...... Hahahaha! And then...... Belch! I pulled out my sword...... And then...... Then the dragon became Thor, so magically...... Hahaha...... Isn't it amazing? β
"Well, I get a rough idea." Wang Gui nodded knowingly.
"But Thor...... Not at all like a maid...... Hiccup......" Kobayashi staggered to refill himself with a glass of wine, slapping his palm vigorously on the table, "Even the maid can't do it...... Belch! It's just cosplay...... Belch! Little brother, I think you are very suitable for the cold noodle housekeeper...... Hiccup, do you want to be a housekeeper in my house? β
"I don't have time, I don't like it." Wang Gui simply refused, thoughtful, no wonder Thor was dressed as a maid, probably drunk Kobayashi said so, and then Thor really ran to the other party's house as a maid.
"Alas...... What a pity! Kobayashi drank his wine and patted the table regretfully.
Connor stood up and slapped the table with both hands, "Don't speak ill of Lord Thor!" β
"Hiccup......" Kobayashi burped, "Thor wasn't a real maid in the first place......"
Bang!
"Even if it's a maid, Thor-sama is perfect!" Connor slapped the table hard.
Click, click......
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Hearing a loud noise in the kitchen, Thor, who thought it was a fight, rushed out, only to see that the table-kun had fallen to the ground in pieces, and the drunken Kobayashi and Connor were arguing with their heads on their heads, Kobayashi said that Thor was not a real maid, and Connor said that Thor-sama was perfect no matter what he did, and the conversation between the two was not on the same channel at all.
"I'm sorry for you." Wang Gui sat on the chair and motioned to Thor to use magic to restore, a child and a drunk, what could he do?
Thor sighed, restored the table, warned the drunken grinning Kobayashi and Connor, and returned to the kitchen to continue cooking.
In a few moments, Thor was already filling the table with plates of dishes full of color and aroma, and it seemed that in a short period of time, Thor had already reached the full level of his cooking skills.
"Aha, hiccup...... Come on! Try my Thor's handiwork! Hahaha! It's amazing! You're welcome, you're welcome, just like your own home, ahahaha! Kobayashi drunkenly pulled Thor and yelled, while Wang Gui watched quietly on the other side, and Connor lowered his head and ate violently.
"Lord Kobayashi, stop talking, let's eat." Thor quietly placed a plate of salad in front of Kobayashi.
"Hiccup......" Kobayashi burped, took the salad with both hands, and shook his head, "Oh, it looks like a good color......"
Thor smiled: "Lord Kobayashi, eat it, I made it especially for you." β
"But what kind of meat is this?" Xiao Lin took the chopsticks and pulled them twice on the salad, and took out a few strange slices of meat.
Wang Gui, who was eating next to him, was a little puzzled, he didn't recognize what kind of meat it was, and Thor was already in a cold sweat on his forehead, Wang Gui couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly, could it be the ingredients that Thor got from another world?
"Hiccup...... Something familiar ......" Xiao Lin touched the table and put his glasses on, his face was full of drunken flush, he stared carefully at the meat slices on the chopsticks, and then lengthened his voice, and slapped his palm on the table hard, "To-erββ! How do you use your own tail meat anymore?! β
Thor was sweating on his forehead, but he held his hands in front of his chest, and felt that Xiao Lin was drunk as a good opportunity to get off: "Because this is my love for Xiao Lin-sama!" Come on, Lord Kobayashi, I'll feed you myself! β
"Hiccup...... No! Get out of the way! Kobayashi slapped Thor's chopsticks away and shouted, "Thor-erββ! It's all said don't use tail meat! Belch...... If you do this again, you won't live with me in the future...... Belch! β
"I'm sorry, Lord Kobayashi!" Thor hurriedly apologized loudly, but still retorted, "But Lord Kobayashi, why don't you accept my love......?"
"Hiccup...... What are you talking about? The drunken Kobayashi pinched Thor's face and pulled the other man's face into various shapes, "I'm telling you, Tol-erββ! β¦β¦β
Wang Gui silently put down the chopsticks, feeling that this table was full of Han people, tasteless, and a little disgusting.
Connor, who was next to her, was engrossed in eating and eating, unaffected.