Zhu Kunming helped Wen Cai with a smile on his face, carried the body of the old lady Ren into the coffin, and then flicked the ink fountain line on the coffin with him.

"Wen Cai, how long have you been learning from Uncle Nine? How did you learn! Zhu Kunming asked Wen Cai while pulling the line.

Wen Cai listened to it and said a little discouraged, "It's been more than ten years, but I'm stupid, and I can't learn what Master taught." ”

Zhu Kunming, who knew that Wencai had no skills from the movie, said with an unchanged smile, "Then what will you do?" Will it be a talisman and a ghost hunt? ”

Wen Cai smiled, gestured with his fingernail, and said, "It's only a little bit!" ”

Listening to Wen Cai's words, Zhu Kunming shook his head and said with disdain, "You have studied for more than ten years, but you can only learn a little!" What a shame! ”

Wen Cai said in decline, "I think so too, but I'm naturally stupid, and I'm used to this kind of result." After saying this, Wen Cai looked at Zhu Kunming, who kept shaking his head, and asked with a smile, "Brother Zhu, your clothes are so beautiful!" Where did you buy it? ”

"Clothes!" Zhu Kunming looked at the priest's uniform on his body and said, "This is specially made for me, you don't have to think about it, you can't buy it outside." ”

"I can't buy it!" Listening to Zhu Kunming's words, Wen Cai secretly thought, "Even if I can buy it, I don't have the money to buy it!" No, this guy is so rich, I can't just let him go. Thinking of this, he said flatteringly to Zhu Kunming, "Brother Zhu! , Master hasn't bought me new clothes for a long time, can you lend me this dress of yours to wear! You're so rich, just lend me a few days to wear it. ”

"You want to wear my clothes!" Zhu Kunming asked with a smile at Wen Cai.

Wen Cai replied with a cheap smile, "Yes, I will be able to meet Master Ren's daughter Ren Tingting tomorrow, I want to leave a good impression on her." ”

Zhu Kunming thought about it and looked at Ren Tingting with squinting eyes, and said helplessly, "It's not that I don't want to borrow you, my clothes are tailor-made for me by a famous artist, even if it is given to you, you can't wear it." ”

Wen Cai thought about Zhu Kunming, who was very generous in the teahouse, and asked in a low voice, "The master will help you customize!" Doesn't that cost a lot of money? ”

Hearing Wen Cai ask about the price, Zhu Kunming replied with a smile, "It's not much!" Sell your master's Yizhuang and buy a sleeve. ”

"Oh, that's fine." After saying this, Wen Cai immediately came back to his senses and exclaimed, "What? Only after selling the master's Yizhuang can you buy a sleeve! ”

"Why, I don't believe it!" After Zhu Kunming smiled, he pointed to his clothes and said, "Your master's Yizhuang is worth a few gold!" It's good to be able to buy a sleeve, you must know that my clothes are very technical. ”

Wen Cai thought that Uncle Jiu had been slaying demons for decades and had bought Yizhuang with his life savings, which was actually worth a sleeve of money in Zhu Kunming, and he couldn't help but feel that his outlook on life had collapsed.

Zhu Kunming looked at the somewhat disheartened Wencai and said with a smile, "However, I like those new things the most, if you have anything fun, I can give you a dress like this for nothing, so that you can also go out and be majestic." After all, this dress is nothing in my heart, you must know that I am not bad for money! ”

"It's fun!" Wen Cai was stunned and looked at Zhu Kunming alone with the ink bucket line, thinking about his belongings. But no matter what Wen Cai thinks, he can't find anything that he can handle.

"Okay Wencai, it's over, let's go." Zhu Kunming looked at Wen Cai in a daze, put the ink fountain line in his hand aside and said.

Wen Cai, who was awakened by Zhu Kunming's words, looked at the coffin wrapped in ink fountain threads, and walked towards his room in a groggy manner, without the slightest appearance of inspection.

Seeing Wen Cai leave first, Zhu Kunming patted the coffin of the old lady Ren heavily, and sighed in a low voice, "Old man, that's all I can do, if you can't become a zombie, then you won't be angry, and you can't blame me when the time comes." ”

Listening to Zhu Kunming's whispering, the coffin of the old lady Ren shook slightly, as if he had heard it.

Zhu Kunming looked at the shaking coffin, smiled, and then walked out of the morgue.

Late at night, the moon and stars are scarce. Zhu Kunming sat on the roof of the morgue, drinking a little wine alone, waiting for the old lady Ren's corpse.

"Bump, bump, sand, sand, sand." Zhu Kunming listened to the sound of pushing the coffin lid and the sound of fingernails scratching the wooden board from below, smiled and raised his head and poured a sip of liquor.

"Bang, bang, bang." Zhu Kunming looked at the sound of jumping, and saw the old lady Ren jumping into the courtyard. Looking at the zombie in front of him, whose whole body was shining blue under the moonlight, Zhu Kunming nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand at him, and said, "Yes, promising, you really look like that." Okay, go ahead, don't stay here, you know, it's still very dangerous for you right now. ”

Old lady Ren looked at the voice and saw Zhu Kunming on the roof at a glance.

Looking at the ugly face of Old Lady Ren, Zhu Kunming actually found a trace of humanized expression, looking at Old Lady Ren's appearance, Zhu Kunming waved his hand generously and said, "I am a living Lei Feng, you don't have to thank me, I let you out, in fact, there is a purpose." You take advantage of Uncle Jiu's not getting up, let's go quickly. ”

Old lady Ren looked at Zhu Kunming in a daze, the long nails on both hands kept rubbing against each other, stirring up blue electric light from time to time, and then in Zhu Kunming's guarded eyes, he bowed slightly, and then turned around and jumped away.

Zhu Kunming looked at the humanized movements of the old lady Ren, his eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "Damn!" So polite! And he actually recognized my voice! Make no mistake! He's a sperm! ”

However, Zhu Kunming, who had just said this, said to himself funny, "He can't be a master of my business!" Anyway, I saw a second zombie and can go back to sleep. Looking at the old lady Ren who disappeared from his sight, Zhu Kunming put the wine bottle into his pocket, and then jumped off the roof.

Back in his room, Zhu Kunming, who had just laid down on the bed, sat up abruptly and exclaimed, "That's not right! Wu Zitong is still in the old man's house! If Old Lady Ren kills him too, where can I find the elixir of life! After saying this, Zhu Kunming hurriedly got up and chased after the old lady Ren.

After running a few streets in a row, Zhu Kunming, who was standing on the street, looked at the vast night and found no zombies at all. And at this time, Zhu Kunming also found a more serious problem, that is, he was lost.

Zhu Kunming, who has only been here for a few days, can't tell which one is at night at all, let alone the famous old man Ren's house that he has never met.

"Bang" After Zhu Kun's famous kick broke a big tree on the side of the road, he kept walking in place, and scolded in his mouth, "Damn, damn it." ”

"When, when, the weather is dry, be careful of the candle, when, when." Listening to the faint sound of the change in his ears, Zhu Kunming's eyes lit up, and then turned into an afterimage and walked towards the position of the husband.

"Ahh Yes! Hell! There are ghosts! The husband, who was patted on the shoulder by Zhu Kunming from the front, watched Zhu Kunming appear in front of him like a ghost, and shouted loudly, not even noticing that the gong and drum in his hand fell to the ground.

Listening to the noise in his ears, Zhu Kunming, who was already in a bad mood, lifted him up and asked, "Don't shout, I'm human." Tell me, do you know where Master Ren's home is? ”

The husband who was carried in his hand by Zhu Kunming swallowed and spat and nodded.

Seeing that the husband knew Master Ren's home, Zhu Kunming held him in his hand and asked him to point to the road while he was himself, but he suddenly exerted force under his feet, jumped to the eaves, and then galloped towards Master Ren's house seven or eight meters in one step.

The husband was held in Zhu Kunming's hand, looking at the buildings flashing around him, and thought in fear, "It's all like this, and I still say that I am a human!" This ghost even lied to himself! Looks like I'm going to die today! ”

Walking all the way, Zhu Kunming did not care about the feelings of the husband at all, and only when he stood in front of and behind the gate of Ren's mansion did Zhu Kunming put the husband on the ground, and nodded, "You go, there is nothing for you to do here." ”

After saying this, Zhu Kunming looked at the husband who was still standing still, and said impatiently, "What! I still want to be rewarded! Thinking of his husband's help to him, Zhu Kunming changed his tone again and said, "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything about people like you." Zhu Kunming said and took out a handful of oceans that had been exchanged on the street and threw them at the feet of the husband.

With the sound of the ocean landing, the husband looked at Zhu Kunming, standing still motionless.

"I still won't leave! How! That's too little! Zhu Kunming looked at the husband who was still standing still, and his tone became colder and colder.

The husband looked at Zhu Kunming, who had an unkind face, and a puddle of water slowly appeared on his pants, and said with difficulty, "Big, big brother, no, you have something to do, you can go first, I really can't move." ”

Zhu Kunming looked at the unproductive appearance of the husband, shook his head disdainfully, and then jumped into the courtyard of the Ren Mansion.