256 A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!
"Auntie, what are you doing?"
"I'm making meatballs."
Ah Xing's eyes widened, this doesn't look like making meatballs: "Make meatballs, you can make meatballs, you, hurry back to the kitchen!" ”
"Something's wrong!"
Aunt Han glanced at Ah Xing, with a look at the mentally retarded, which made Ah Xing almost want to spurt out a mouthful of old blood again, but Aunt Han didn't care about this mentally retarded person anymore, walked forward, stretched out her hand and pulled Ah Xing aside and came to Yu Mantang, who was watching the excitement: "Boss, I'm here to work"
"Okay, Aunt Han, today's task is a bit heavy, you are a little tired."
That's right, in the original plot, Aunt Han ploughed the fields, and one person could catch up with the ploughing efficiency of two cows, but after Yumantang came, Aunt Han no longer went to plough the fields and farmed, but came to Yumantang, holding two iron sticks and constantly beating beef and prawns, and beating these two ingredients into meat puree to make balls.
Speaking of which, everyone should know that using these two materials to make balls, then there are only peeing cow pills, there is such an existence with excellent arm strength, it is a pity not to make some pure handmade peeing cow balls to eat.
"That short man, the one who is five feet and half an inch, is talking about you, the short must admit it, stand firm when beaten, and get out of the ......"
Looking at the giant who was about to stand up to two meters five, Ah Xing couldn't speak, and swallowed his saliva with a grunt: "Na, I look down on those dishonest people the most in this life, sit down!" ”
Burst!
Yu Mantang couldn't help laughing, this laughter attracted Ah Xing's attention, just at this time the blood was drumming, Yu Mantang coughed involuntarily, and the whole person's face turned slightly purple red.
In addition, in the past six months, even if Yu Mantang has found another way, he has replaced the extra qi and blood and murderous qi in his body with energy to summon animals through summoning techniques, which can reduce the pressure on his body, and secondly, he can also make Ah Fang happily teasing and playing, but after all, he has been tossed for more than half a year, and his body is no longer as strong as it used to be, but he looks extremely thin, and he looks sick at a glance.
"You, the guy who is coughing and about to die, come here!"
Yu Mantang was stunned for a moment, raised his head and looked around, this routine is not right, shouldn't he name the ancestors and grandchildren of the devil muscles in this pigcage walled city, why did he still stretch out his hand to himself?
"Yes, it's you, look at your sick look, is the coffin ready? Get ready, I'll send you to lie down! ”
This mouth stinks!
Looking at Ah Xing, who was pointing at him, Yu Mantang shook his head slightly and walked over.
"Full house!"
"Little doctor!"
Seeing that Ah Xing was going to fill the hall by name, all the people in Hulala were thousands, and a few light and strong people were even more muscular, looking at the explosion, they were obviously ready to send Ah Xing to the West Heaven with a slap at any time.
Sauce explosion is such a shameless exhibitionist who has no shame and someone finds fault, these neighbors can all come around, not to mention being kind and charitable on weekdays, no matter who has a headache and brain fever, it is always a jade mantang who does not need money to pay for medicine when he sees a doctor.
"Guys, don't worry, don't worry."
Yu Mantang smiled and nodded to these neighbors, then raised his hand and put it in front of Ah Xing: "You were talking about me just now?" ”
Colt Monty Python, a large nine-mm revolver with a magazine of 6 rounds and a .44 Magnum bullet or .45 Colt Special Gun round.
Looking at the silver, shiny, cold and hard pistol on his head, Ah Xing's cold sweat instantly soaked his back, and he trembled for a moment and wanted to say something, but as soon as he saw Yu Mantang's emotionless eyes, he knelt down directly with his legs weak.
"Get out!"
Listening to the words of Oh Ah Yu Mantang, Ah Xing ran out like a pardon, and he didn't even care about the fat boy Cong who was sleeping and snoring like thunder in the barber shop with the sauce bursting.
However, the gangsters who do not enter the street have one thing in common, that is, no matter what the situation is, they must not lose face, even if they are beaten half to death, they must leave two sentences and run away.
So after Ah Xing ran out of the wall of onlookers and neighbors, he felt that Yu Mantang could no longer aim at him, so he immediately stood up, and while running outside, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Yu Mantang: "You, you, you wait for me, it's amazing to have a gun, let me tell you, our axe gang is not afraid of you, I'm going to call someone, wait for you to die!" Hurry up and buy a coffin ......"
Syllable!
Before Ah Xing's words were finished, someone suddenly hit him hard from behind him on the back of the head, and Ah Xing's eyes were so bright that he almost didn't lie on the ground, and turned his head to look at the person who beat him.
"He's blackmailing me!"
Sauce burst pointed at Ah Xingdao.
"You give the old lady a dead side."
The charter lady held the slippers in one hand, pushed the sauce explosion with the other hand, and flew out without mercy and fell to the ground with her butt.
"Blackmail!"
Syllable!
At the same time as pushing away the sauce explosion, the unloading shoes in the hands of the charter wife directly turned around a semicircle and slapped on Ah Xing's face, the sound was called a crisp, even Yu Mantang, who was more than ten meters away, felt a little painful when he heard it, not to mention Ah Xing, who was directly pumped in place and turned around, his feet were soft, and he almost didn't sit on the ground with a butt.
"I'm sick!"
Syllable!
The charter woman sipped a cigarette in her mouth, her whole face trembled a little, she looked so fierce and vicious, she took off her shoes with her backhand and slapped it on the other side of Ah Xing's face, and Ah Xing, who was directly pumping, fell to the ground with a thud: "I'm going to lose my breath!" ”
Extortion?
This kind of indiscriminate inferiority, the charter wife didn't pay attention to it at all, but Ah Xingqian shouldn't have done it, shouldn't have finally hit Yu Mantang's body, and he spoke so ugly, which touched the reverse scale of the charter wife.
"Coolie is strong, you bastard, come over to the old lady! Don't you have strength? Throw this indiscriminate third indiscriminate leg for the old lady to break her legs! ”
Coolie Qiang was slightly stunned, glanced at Yu Mantang and walked over.
Looking at the coolie's muscular pimples, Ah Xing didn't care about being whipped by the charter wife, Venus's legs were weak, and he kicked his legs and got up from the ground in embarrassment and ran: "You wait!" Isn't there a lot of people? You wait, I'll call someone! ”
"Kick a dead mouse in your waist, pretending to be a hunter! A few of you listen to the old lady, whoever breaks one of his legs, the old lady will exempt him from rent for a year! ”
Everyone's eyes lit up, a year's rent, that's not a small amount!
After saying this, the charter wife didn't care about Ah Xing, a ruffian who was indiscriminate, and came directly to Yu Mantang, who had just put away the gun, and Yu Mantang didn't care about Ah Xing at this time, and now he was worried with Ah Fang after hearing Ah Xing name Yu Mantang, and Ah Fang, who ran out regardless of Yu Mantang's explanation, was talking in sign language.
"Manhouse, how's it going? Did that slash hurt you? ”
Although Yu Mantang's body was not on anything, and not even his clothes were a little messy, the charter lady still walked over with a concerned face, pulled Yu Mantang's arm and looked it up and down carefully.
"Chartered wife, it's okay, there are so many neighbors here, don't worry, they won't watch me have an accident."
Yu Mantang smiled and let the charter woman carefully check whether he was injured.
"Hmph, if these bastards dare to watch you get hurt and be indifferent, then the old lady will drive them out one by one!"
Seeing that Yu Mantang was indeed not injured, the charter wife breathed a sigh of relief, turned her head and glanced at those neighbors, and then looked at Yu Mantang with a gentle face in the next moment: "You kid, how many times have you told you, call me godmother, don't call me a charter wife, what is the difference with me?" ”
Maybe it's because Yu Mantang's age is very similar to the son who was beaten to death by the charter wife, maybe it's something similar in appearance, or maybe it's old, and I always want to have a child Cheng Huan's knees, but I have always met someone who looks pleasing to the eye, and Yu Mantang just makes her look pleasing to the eye, or the medical gift makes her feel that Yu Mantang's character is very good, or for other reasons, in short, the charter woman wanted to accept Yu Mantang as her son a long time ago, but she has always been rejected by Yu Mantang.
After all, when it comes to age, status, strength, etc., Yu Mantang is much older and stronger than her, just talking about one age, although Yu Mantang's physiognomy has not changed much over the years, but the sum of all worlds, Yu Mantang is not a hundred years old this year, and he should be sixty or seventy.
"That's it, I'll call you an aunt, and then call the charter man an uncle, and I'll be your nephew in the future, and when Ah Fang gives birth to this child, if it's a girl, we will raise it as a husband and wife, and if it's a boy, I'll pass him on to your second elder to inherit the incense, how about it?"
In the face of the charter wife's perseverance again to make him change his name to mother, Yu Mantang thought of such a compromise method with a slight sigh, which can be regarded as an explanation of the love and importance of the charter wife, and also for himself if he leaves the kung fu world one day, he will find a support and home for Ah Fang and the child in her belly.
After all, for the kung fu world, he is just a passerby, and he doesn't know when he will leave.
And when Yu Mantang made this suggestion and discussed the details with the excited charter wife, and even began to imagine what the child's name would be at that time, on the other side, after hearing the charter wife's words to break Ah Xing's leg and be exempt from rent for a year, many people rushed over.
"You, you, what are you doing? Don't come here, you guys, I'm telling you, I'm from the Axe Gang, do you know about the Axe Gang? ”
Looking at the dozens of people who came around with bad intentions, the frightened Ah Xing was able to speak, his hands were shaking, and he quickly took out a cannon from his pocket, and lit the twist with the help of the flame on a blacksmith's stove on the side: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!" ”
(End of chapter)