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Wan Niang is a countryman, she has never read a book, she doesn't know a single big character, and the only thing she recognizes is to marry a chicken and a dog and a dog, even if the dog is a white-eyed wolf.
So, the two people in front of him who claim to be cousins, Rory has been talking for a long time, what are they going to do?
Zhang Jianniang was silent and looked at Cui Runpu: "Don't ask so much, come with me, the rest of him should naturally know what to do!" ”
Cui Runpu was stunned: "What do you mean?" You have done me like this, that you want to push me out to death alone? ”
Zhang Jianniang's eyes sank: "When you promised the one in the palace, you entered a dead end!" You think he'll spare your life? ”
She took Wan Niang's hand and walked out, Cui Runpu was furious: "Since he knows that Wan Niang has my child in her belly, can he let you go?" ”
Zhang Jianniang smiled slightly: "He can't protect himself now, and it won't work if his power goes out of the capital." It's better for me to take Wan Niang away and fly away than to follow you and cut off your children and grandchildren! ”
Cui Runpu roared.
Wan Niang was stupid by the two of them, her brain couldn't keep up at all, and she was pulled out of the door by Zhang Jianniang with her big confused eyes.
After two days, Cui Runpu was able to get up and walk around, dragging his lame leg directly to the opposite side of Fuxin Building.
This is a good place for the powerful to gather and the wives of the official family to gossip.
Especially with the warmer weather, the business of Fuxin Building has improved again, and there is an endless stream of people coming and going.
Cui Runpu was wearing a square scarf on his head, a jacket robe, and a pile of papers full of words in his hand, waiting for the crowd to get up, and throwing it into the air:
"Let's open our eyes and see, Ning Wangfu cares about people's lives and covers the sky with one hand!
Princess Ning's generation of jealous women, femme fatale! Confuse the prince of the dynasty, kill the innocent concubines in the back house, and instigate the love of father and son, which is indignant to people and gods, and intolerable to heaven and earth! ”
The crowd around him looked confused, and by the time they heard what he was yelling about, their hands had been shoehorned into the paper.
"Everyone opened their eyes and saw clearly, it was such a woman, who became the dignified Princess Zhou Ning! Before getting married, he was repented of his marriage, and he walked around like a man, how could he have the duty to be a woman!
The in-laws clan was turned upside down by her, and now she is seducing King Ning and disturbing the father and son!
I! Cui Runpu, long live the Tanhua, was framed by Princess Ning because she killed an innocent concubine, and made a name for himself! ”
This man is dying, and his eyes are turning away, but the people don't care about it.
The so-called shocking story of the powerful, but the most attractive thing is that someone secretly put the small paper that Cui Runpu sprinkled into his arms.
The King of Shu, who was drinking tea in the Fuxin Building, directly sprayed a sip of tea on Wen Zixiao's face opposite, but Wen Zixiao didn't have time to fight with him, so he immediately called someone to go downstairs and arrest Cui Runpu, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
But before he went out, Lu Luo came out of the private room next door, and said to the stunned King of Shu and Wen Zixiao: "Prince, Grandpa Guo, don't worry, my mother hasn't heard enough." ”
King Shu and Wen Zixiao: "......"
So, all this is in Lin Yan's hands?
But it's too ridiculous to let that person outside ruin Lin Yan's reputation like this, right?
Although Cui Runpu's method is unexpected, and even a bit stupid and vulgar, it is expensive because of the good effect.
People don't care if what he says is true or not, as long as the gimmick is big enough and the story is bloody enough, it is enough to make them excited after dinner.
This matter can't be officially brought forward yet, as long as the people of Jing Zhaoyin or Ning Wangfu dare to come out, it will be bullying people, protecting officials and officials, and comparing friends with traitors!
If Lin Yan came out to refute the rumors in person, it is estimated that the description will become more and more black, if he is innocent, why rush to jump out to wash his name?
Put something to the side?
I'm sorry, I must have talked about the sore spot, and I didn't have the face to come out and make it clear, so I had to acquiesce!
That's what Emperor Jianyuan meant, and Cui Runpu did the same.
Won't you choke? I'm choking and can't throw it up!
Lin Yan sat in the private room, listening to Cui Runpu outside already telling the story of Zhang Jianniang.
In the story, Zhang Jianniang is the embodiment of an infatuated girl, who loves Ning Wang for a long time, because of her humble background, she only dares to watch silently from a distance.
Fortunately, the sky lived up to her lover, and she entered the palace as a side concubine by chance.
As a result, this annoyed the vicious, hypocritical and righteous Princess Ning Lin Yan, who killed the well-behaved Zhang Jianniang without even an excuse, and threw her body in a mass grave.
The poor generation of beautiful women has become a lonely ghost, and King Ning dares to be angry because he is afraid of the troops in the hands of Lu'an Hou and Wuding Hou!
Lin Yan has to admit that Cui Runpu is a bit crooked, you see that this story is so vividly compiled.
She urged her to bury her head and remember Shuying: "Ma Lidian, have you written it down?" ”
Shuying's hand writing was tired: "I wrote it down, it's just a little sloppy." ”
Lin Yan stretched out her hand, took the paper of Shuyingji in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully, and nodded: "Yes, there is nothing missing, hurry up and hand it over to the storyteller in Fuxin Building, and polish it again." ”
There are always new paragraphs in order to maintain the longevity of Fuxin Building.
Lu Luo was helpless: "Niangniang, that's a matter of reversing black and white, if we follow ...... too"
Lin Yan shook her head and said with a smile: "It's okay, what I want is for him to scold me." ”
Don't scold, how do you know that Emperor Jianyuan is already so perverted that he can even come up with this method.
The speed of Fuxin Building is also fast, Cui Runpu is still shouting about Lin Yan's viciousness outside, and the new head card in Fuxin Building has been replaced: Ning Wangfu was shocked to see the intrigue between wives and concubines, and what was the domineering princess doing to kill the concubine?
Hey?
Lin Yan knocked on the table, has the person who wrote the title changed? Suddenly there is culture and knows how to attract the eyes and ears.
Uncle Li even said that today's melon seeds are available for free, and the audience in front of Cui Runpu immediately scattered.
With a roof to block the wind, tea to quench thirst, and melon seeds to grind teeth, who would risk being arrested by the government to listen to the hoarse sound of a waste flower?
In terms of professionalism, the jokes made up are naturally not as attractive as those of Fuxinlou through artistic processing, aren't they?
Cui Runpu opened his mouth and watched the audience all run into the Fuxin Building opposite, and even had time to line up to receive free melon seeds.
He finally closed his mouth, sweating on the top of his head, and yelled all morning, his throat and eyes were dry, and so much ink was wasted.
At this time, his stomach was "gurgling" again, and after Zhang Jianniang and Wanniang left, he even had a hard time stuttering, and he lived on leftovers for the past two days.
Uncle Li's shouting sounded again: "Today's special, melon seeds are free!" ”
Melon seeds?
Cui Runpu, whose hungry eyes glowed green, was unconsciously attracted by Uncle Li, and walked over with his feet raised: "Give me half a catty!" ”
Uncle Li thought about Lin Yan's instructions, and reluctantly wrapped a bag and handed it to Cui Runpu: "If you eat my melon seeds, you have to go in and listen to the joke!" ”
This is natural, Cui Runpu really wants to hear how Fuxin Tower, who has been praising Ning Wangfu, will slap himself in the face.