Today's Fengxiang is a little noisy, a man who has never seen a strange dress turned out to be the flower thief who has made people panic in the past few days. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Belch......

Although he is essentially just a thief who steals women's underwear, he can still attract the simple people of Fengxiang to bring their own small benches, prepare hot tea with melon seeds, and watch the show lively.

Although the taste is a little big, but you can see the demeanor of the female officials who are usually high, and it is too much to endure.

The air flow became the wind, and the wind carried away the commotion on the underwear Jun, Huang Xiaoxie felt better, took out the cherry blossom fire, and threw a scabbard over.

If you use cherry blossoms to cut this pervert, Huang Xiaoye estimates that it will be so sad that it will rust, and he will no longer be able to look at it directly.

Syllable! The scabbard flew straight towards Xiao Baige, and was slapped away by him with one hand, and then a vicious dog pounced and jumped towards the carriage.

"Holy Maiden beware!"

Zi Zaitian hugged Fang Yuanyuan with one hand, twisted his waist, and flew backwards backwards.

Your sister, you're about to suffocate!

Perverted Jun jumped to Huang Xiaoxie's side, the air was much thicker, and Sanskrit flew away early.

Huang Xiaoxie's raised foot was not willing to kick out after all, and the perverted jun rushed straight to Fang Yuanyuan.

"Get out!"

The folding fan in the hand of Zizai Tian was opened, and the backhand was fanned out, and the internal force turned into a wind blowing towards him.

These winds slashed at him like several sharp knives, and countless pieces of cloth flew up, blue and white stripes, small bears, and small red hearts......

Huang Xiaoxie was dazzled.

"My treasure!"

Looking at the fragments of his trousers in the sky, the perverted classmate Xiao Baige knelt on the ground in gloom.

The breeze blew, and the only remaining fabric on his body fell, revealing his white buttocks, which caused the little ladies around him to scream again and again, and the green vegetables and radishes that had been prepared were thrown out one after another.

"Kill this thief!"

"The world is going down, people's hearts are not ancient, throw!"

"This, what a big ......"

Hey, hey! I didn't have a firm stance and got in!

Huang Xiaoxie turned around, glanced at the little lady fiercely, and said in his heart: It's rare and weird, it's big that he didn't compare with me.

Zi Zitian covered his nose and mouth, the fan fanned forward again, stepped forward and said, "You are arrested!" ”

"Whatever you want!"

Supporting his body with his head, Xiao Baige closed his eyes with a helpless expression, I would be a waste without fresh pants, it would be better to die.

Feed! Is this the only thing you have in life? Huang Xiaoxie complained in his heart, and said casually: "Without pants, you won't open a pants shop by yourself...... Ahh Lingerie store! ”

"Great idea!"

Xiao Baige jumped up, covering his eyes in the sky, and his face flashed red.

"I'll steal it back when those girls use it, why didn't I think of such a simple idea? Ahahaha......"

Looking up to the sky and laughing for a while, Xiao Baige looked at Huang Xiaoxie with gratitude in his eyes.

"Thank you, brother, I remember you!"

"You're welcome!"

I seem to have resurrected a pervert.

Huang Xiaoxiao looked at the little girls around him with a little weakness, could it be that his wish to become Fengxiang Oba was about to be disappointed?

Find a place where there are few people, Xiao Baige will flee as soon as he lifts his bare feet.

"A swarm of fabric!"

Huang Xiaoxie roared, and Xiao Baige's feet were stunned.

"I want to run!"

Zizi Tianxiu's feet lifted and kicked on Xiao Baige's ass.

Falling to the ground, Xiao Baige's eyes were stunned, and he looked at Huang Xiaoxie in a daze, and spit out a word that had no clear meaning to the people who ate melons.

“SOX！”

"Hmm!"

Nodding slightly, Huang Xiaoye suddenly jumped like the top of a carriage, arched his hand to the people around him, and said in a loud voice: "Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, Xiaosheng is polite!" ”

For a moment, everyone's eyes looked at him with doubts.

"The first person in the world has an idea, Xiao Pan An Zhou Yuzhou is beautiful and is ready to open the first beautiful underwear store in history in Fengxiang to benefit the public!"

Bai Zhi looked at him, his eyes narrowed, what kind of moth was he going to do?

The simple ancient melon-eating masses did not complain about Huang Xiaoxie's boasting, but wondered.

"What is this lingerie store?"

"Well, here first, let the little brother sell it first!" Huang Xiaoxie smiled slightly, and said, "But as long as you know, the disciples of the Phantom Sound Workshop need to use it, the Holy Ji needs to use it, and the Holy Maiden also needs to use it, and that's it." ”

What the? The people who eat melons immediately became lively, and there were many discussions, what kind of thing will be the things that the female officials of this phantom sound workshop are using?

A heart is like a cat scratching, itchy.

Freedom Heaven and Brahma Heaven are also full of question marks, what kind of thing do we have to use? How did we not know? But seeing Fang Yuanyuan's blushing face, she nodded, and her heart was even more puzzled.

Huang Xiaoxie clapped his hands in fear, once again attracted the attention of the masses, and announced: "This flower picking incident is over, it is an advertisement jointly planned by me and Phantom Music Workshop, and it has not really caused harm to the girls, so it should be a joke, and I promise here that on the opening day, the girls will be permanently discounted." ”

A little lady had doubts in her eyes, she only felt that the first idea in the world really deserved her reputation, and she basically couldn't understand what she said, looking at the people around her, her eyes were also blank, she asked Huang Xiaoxie: "What does this eight-fold mean?" What does this ad mean? ”

"That's a good question?"

The little sister is easy to cooperate, Huang Xiaoxie looked at her, with a look of appreciation in her eyes, and said: "This 80% discount is the original price of 10 yuan, you can buy it for only 8 yuan." ”

"Then wouldn't it cost only 80 wen to buy something for 100 wen." A fast-acting woman blurted out.

Huang Xiaoxie nodded without hesitation: "That's right!" ”

Obediently, this is 20 Wen cheaper! The people who eat melons have expressed their envy of those girls.

Huang Xiaoxiao was speechless, modern discount promotions have been played out by merchants, twelve months of Valentine's Day, especially the most hateful surname Ma, even the festival of single dogs.

This is only the lowest version, let's get a more advanced point, Huang Xiaoxie said.

"Three days after opening, the whole audience is 20% off!"

The audience is thunderous!

Afraid that the girls wouldn't understand, and there was a sense of loss in comparison, Huang Xiaoxie said again: "The girls are eighty-eight sixty-four, sixty-four folds, which means that you only need 64 for 100 texts!" ”

The girls riot!

Even Brahma Yintian and Zizaitian, who are the Nine Heavens Holy Concubine, can't help but feel hot in their hearts.

"Next, answer the meaning of advertising, advertising advertising, advertising! I hope everyone will go back to help Zhang publicize and say hello to the surrounding neighbors. ”

"Definitely!"

……

At night, Huang Xiaoxiao was buried on the desk, writing and painting to Bai Zhi, who was peeled into a white sheep, from time to time.

"Okay, no!"

The whole body was hot, and Bai Zhi's face was seductively red.

Serious evil said that he is now engrossed, his mind is free of distractions, and he can only put up a flag to show respect for the dedicated Miss Bai Zhi.

"Why do you open an underwear store?"

In order to relieve the tension, Bai Zhi took the initiative to ask.

"I want the world to be a little different because of me!"

Bai Zhi's expression was stunned, as if it was the first time that Zhang Huang Xiaoxiao would say such serious things.

"Excerpt to Nine Knives "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years".

Angelica Bai: "......"