101 Something happened to him
Because in the world of zombies, I have been accustomed to getting up early to absorb the wisps of purple gas from the east when the sun rises, so Yu Mantang woke up when it was not dawn, looking at the sleeping like a baby in his arms, and the very cute slightly pouting fingers, Yu Mantang couldn't help but smile, and kissed her lightly on the forehead.
Then he got up and dressed gently, opened the door and came to the rooftop of the building, looked at the night sky that was pitch black and couldn't even see a star, sat down cross-legged facing the east, and posed in a five-hearted posture in the darkness before dawn, waiting for the morning sun to appear after a moment of jumping out of the darkness and sprinkling the sun all over the world, and then absorbing a wisp of purple gas from the east that would only appear at the moment of moonsetting and sunrise.
More than half an hour later, the sun completely jumped out of the darkness, and Yu Mantang had already absorbed the wisp of purple qi from the east, got up to dust off his clothes, turned downstairs, came to the breakfast shop outside, and bought some breakfast along the way while running and brought it back.
"Hey! Beauty, it's time to wake up, it's not a good habit to lie in bed! Wake up and eat early! ”
After coming back early, Yu Mantang packed all kinds of breakfast one by one and put them on the table, and then went down the stairs to the staircase on the second floor, and shouted at the door of the four beauties upstairs.
"Ahhh This bastard! What time is it!? ”
The next night, because the movement of Yu Mantang and the tossing and turning was a bit loud, and the four of them were still enjoying a delicious meal outside the door at that time, so they couldn't hear some itchy sounds very clearly, but they couldn't ignore it, causing the four of them to toss and turn in bed for a long time before they fell asleep because they were really sleepy.
As a result, they felt that they had just closed their eyes and slept for a while, when they heard Yu Mantang's angry cry...... Shouting the bed, the angry and grumpy Zhang Lanxin turned over and got up, put on his clothes in three or two and went out of the bedroom, ready to come downstairs to let Yu Mantang know what is called the anger of the taekwondo champion!
But when Zhang Lanxin came to the first floor and saw the dazzling array of very rich more than a dozen breakfasts on the table, her stomach involuntarily gurgled and let out a soft scream, and after thinking about it, she decided to look at the food, for the sake of him apologizing so sincerely for last night's incident, she Zhang Da Beauty was tolerant and spared him a lot!
Soon, the other three people also came down from the upper floor, because they had been living together for a while, it can be said that except for the most private things, other things have already seen each other I don't know how many times.
Therefore, these girls didn't put on makeup and then went out of the bedroom at all, like Yaya and Tutu also brushed up their hair after combing, although Pan Yang didn't tie it into a ponytail, but at least he also brushed it up, like Zhang Lanxin simply came down with a cloak and hair, and looked at it from a distance, oh, okay, Zhang Lanxin directly became a fierce Zhang Fei!
"Wow! What a hearty breakfast! ”
"Yes, and there are so many of them! Ah, that's grilled buns and noodle soup (Xinjiangxin's special breakfast delicacy), I haven't seen it for a long time, where did he buy it?? ”
Tutu and Yaya couldn't help but exclaim happily when they looked at the dazzling array of special delicacies on the table, especially after Yaya saw the two hometown specialties on the table, she couldn't help but sigh in surprise.
"By the way, what about the full house? Why didn't you see him? ”
Who of these four people is the most gentle and considerate and will take care of people? It has to be Pan Yang, the eldest of the four, this Yumantang's doll sister, or he cares about taking care of people the most, of course, maybe it is only Yumantang who cares about taking care of him!
"He? I don't know where he died. The surname is jade, where did you die? ”
Don't think about it, you can talk like this, except for Zhang Lanxin, a female man, in the whole room, she will not be the second choice at all.
"How do you speak? I ran more than ten miles to buy breakfast for you early in the morning before the sun came out, and you can't say that you are grateful to be able to make a promise, right? I said Lao Zhang! Can you touch your conscience? If you don't know how to speak with your conscience, I can help you touch it! ”
Hearing Zhang Lanxin's words, Yu Mantang's cheap voice sounded from the direction of the kitchen.
"This bastard!"
Zhang Lan was so angry that he gritted the root of his teeth, slapped the shrimp dumplings in his hand on the table with chopsticks, turned around and rushed into the kitchen murderously to teach Yu Mantang to be a new person.
As a result, Yu Mantang stood there without moving, and he didn't even bother to turn around, allowing Zhang Lanxin to punch and kick himself behind him, and after a while, he felt that Zhang Lanxin had not stopped, but because of the long-term fruitless attack and more and more forceful, Yu Mantang was a little impatient with his left arm backhanded, and directly grabbed a long leg kicked by Zhang Lanxin in his hand, and then bent his arm, and sandwiched this tight and powerful, no fat long leg in the armpit of the left arm.
"Don't make a fuss, be careful if you make more trouble, as soon as my hand is loosened, your feet will fall on the gas stove and become roast pig's trotters!"
Yu Mantang stopped Zhang Lanxin in a blink of an eye, and the spoon in his right hand was still stirring smoothly and gently in the casserole in front of him, this indifference immediately made Zhang Lanxin a little dumbfounded.
"Why are you so good?"
Zhang Lanxin tried to pull his legs back, but he pumped several times, and finally even the whole person pounced, stretched out his hand and supported Yu Mantang's back and used his hands and feet to exert force together, but there was still no half of it, his feet were still as if they were growing under Yu Mantang's arms and armpits, and Yu Mantang's body did not shake at all, just like a big mountain version that Zhang Lanxin couldn't shake at all.
"Do you think if I didn't even have this ability, how would I dare to take the initiative to stand up as a hostage, and after self-harm, I would dare to follow that group of terrorists to their lair, and then be able to run out of the deep mountains and old forests safely?"
Belch......
Zhang Lanxin then remembered Yu Mantang's feats, and therefore remembered that Yu Mantang stuck the dagger into his arm without changing his face, and he vaguely remembered it, as if after Xi Xi came here, when they asked how she and Yu Mantang escaped under their curiosity, they said that Yu Mantang went to pee and slaughtered a wild wolf back......
"What's going on?"
At this time, when he heard that there was no movement in the kitchen, he was afraid that Zhang Lanxin's shot was not light or heavy, and he did not have the strength to break Yumantang under the fight, and the three people in the living room hurriedly put down the early in their hands and ran over together, but as soon as they entered the kitchen, they saw such an incredible scene in front of them.
Seeing that everyone else was coming, Yu Mantang also let go of his arm and let Zhang Lanxin pull his leg back.
"That...... Mantang, what are you doing? Smells good? ”
Looking at Yu Mantang's indifferent appearance, and then looking at Zhang Lanxin, who was constantly scanning back and forth on a few kitchen knives after pulling his legs back, Pan Yang quickly brought up a topic, trying to put an end to the tragedy that was about to happen.
"Does it taste good? That's good, I'm afraid that if I don't survive well, it will be bad! ”
Yu Mantang looked at the casserole in front of him, and then took out the spoon that had been stirring and covered the lid: "Isn't it that I was a little tired last night, so I will boil her some nourishing soup to replenish her qi and blood." ”
Hearing Yu Mantang's words, the four of them couldn't help but think of the sound they heard yesterday, and some of them also remembered something they had seen by chance, or even felt it closely. Even Zhang Lanxin, who almost couldn't restrain himself from sharpening the kitchen knife and hacking Yu Mantang to death, couldn't help but feel hot, and quickly turned around and left the kitchen with the other three people.
"Sister! Can you help me see if I'm embarrassed? ”
There was a thud, the sound of something coming into the pot, followed by the sound of Yu Mantang, accompanied by a rich smell of meat coming from the kitchen.
"Ahh Ah, okay, I'm going to check it out! ”
Pan Yang, who was blushing, was stunned for a moment, then got up and opened the door and walked into the new room last night.
"Hey! The surname is jade, what are you doing so fragrant? ”
"Braised pork fried with sugar! Would you like to try my brother's craft later? ”
Zhang Lanxin was stunned: "When you get up early in the morning, you eat braised pork?" Are you tired? ”
"Lao Zhang, how did you grow so big and not be sold to the black coal kiln? Can't you smell such a distinct steak smell? ”
Absolute! Yumantang definitely learned from the system assistant, absolutely!
I dare to swear to the light bulb, and if you're afraid I'll swear that the light bulb will blow up, then I can swear to the gas canister!
"I'll kill you!"
You can't expect a woman who has been martial arts since elementary school and finally became a taekwondo champion is so ladylike, so hearing Yu Mantang's ridicule, Zhang Lan got up angrily and was about to rush into the kitchen for the second time, ready to use a kitchen knife to dismantle Yu Mantang's eight pieces of corpse into ten thousand pieces!
"Oh no, no, something's wrong! Mantang, come here, something is wrong! ”
At this moment, Pan Yang staggered open the hidden door and rushed out, shouting loudly in horror in the direction of the kitchen!
"What!?"
Yu Mantang was startled, and rushed out of the kitchen directly, and in a hurry, he didn't even have time to open the door, and the alloy and glass that made up the kitchen door were knocked and deformed, and he rushed out like a rampaging black bear, and came to Pan Yang like flying in three steps and two steps!
"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”