Chapter 518: Cixi was scared to pee
At this time, the earth's timeline is 1868 AD, as the oldest power in East Asia, this time period is still under the rule of the Qing Dynasty, but it is already in the end of the period. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
For a person who believes in wearing a clean and not rebelling, and a chrysanthemum set of electric drills, when he comes to such an era, if he doesn't do something, wouldn't he be in a panic?
It's a pity that it came a little late, if it could have been a few years earlier, it would have been just in time for the day when the Old Summer Palace was burned, but fortunately, it was not too late.
"Who? Come on, escort - uh! β
Before the person who shouted could finish speaking, the voice had stopped abruptly.
Seeing the "chaotic party and anti-thief" who suddenly appeared in the garden, the Queen Mother of the Two Palaces panicked, especially the Queen Mother of the West Palace, Yehenara, who was more than Chinese New Year's Eve at the time. Xingzhen, that is, the one who is known as the gangster "Cixi", urinated directly in fright......
It is said that Cixi is not the old demon woman who is decisive now, she has not been in power for a few years, and she still lacks some experience, plus there is also a Empress Dowager Ci'an of the East Palace by her side, Cixi is far from being a big power.
"Gaba" made a crisp sound, and the great eunuch An Dehai was choked off by Zhao Ze, and the corpse was just casually thrown on the ground, but Zhao Ze also leaned over and sniffed it viciously, and then sneezed.
"Grandma drips...... Sure enough, there is a scorching smell, it really smells fucking bad! I said, don't you smell bad when you get together with the eunuchs all day long? β
In the face of Zhao Ze's questioning, no one present dared to speak out, for fear of angering this "anti-thief" and being killed by him like a chicken and a monkey.
Didn't you see An Dehai just shouted, and he grabbed him and broke his neck? All of you here are powerless masters, who can guarantee that they will save their lives before the arrival of the Ouchi guards?
Zhao Ze just said it casually, and he didn't expect any of these people to reply, and he would compare his heart to his heart, and he would probably be confused at this time.
It is said that although Cixi was scared, Ci'an was even more trembling, but it was mainly aimed at Zhao Ze's "uninvited" and his cruel means of killing people as soon as he appeared, but Zhao Ze's own appearance was there, so although these people seemed very flustered, they would not be left without a master.
Cixi, who noticed that she was already soaked underneath, was very angry, or rather angry, and she gritted her teeth and asked, "Where did you come from?" Don't know what this place is? β
Zhao Ze glanced at her lazily, and suddenly a teleportation appeared in front of Cixi, and without saying a word, he pulled it backhand-
Syllable!
This slap was really crisp and loud, and it stunned Cixi on the spot, and even the half of her face swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye, which was ignored by Cixi.
Ci'an, who was sitting next to her, was even more frightened, and muttered in her heart: How can such a good-looking person be so ignorant?
Zhao Ze grabbed Cixi's collar, dragged her in front of him, and said word by word: "Ugly monster, do you have the right to speak here?" If you don't want to die, shut your mouth for me, and if you dare to say a word again, I'll screw your head off! β
Cixi's face was pale, but she really didn't dare to say another half a word.
Just then, the guards outside finally rushed in.
"The Queen Motherβ"
Without waiting for the guards to see what was going on, Zhao Ze waved his hand violently, only to see that the guards who rushed in all flew into the sky, and they didn't know where they flew.
With the strength of Zhao Ze's hand, not to mention that these people flew out of the Forbidden City, at least they had to fall to the Jinluan Palace.
Seeing this scene, Ci'an's eyes rolled and he closed his breath directly, and Cixi was even more frightened to let out a loud fart, and the decency of any noble person was all thrown out of the clouds.
Zhao Ze snapped his fingers, and among the people present, except for Cixi, the rest of the little eunuchs and palace maids all fell to the ground in an uproar.
"You...... What do you want? Looking at Zhao Ze, who was approaching step by step, Cixi was afraid in her heart, not to mention how big it was.
She even felt very aggrieved - why did they all lie down, but Bengong had to face this chaotic party and thieves alone?
Zhao Ze stood in front of Cixi, looked up and down several times, as if he had made up his mind, and finally let out a sigh, shook his head and sighed: "No, I still can't hold it!" β
Cixi didn't dare to ask what she couldn't hold on, in fact, if she asked, Zhao Ze might really tell her.
There is nothing else, that is, according to the previous assumption, Zhao Ze originally planned to adjust. Teaching Cixi and using all the means he knows on "Lafayette" in turn can be regarded as satisfying a long-standing idea of his own.
It's a pity that he still overestimated his mental capacity.
Zhao Ze never expected that even if she was only thirty-three years old, she was not the old woman who was photographed by the foreign adults with a camera in the future, but Cixi's ugliness was still far beyond Zhao Ze's imagination.
In other words, even though Zhao Ze thought that his taste was already very heavy, he was still insensitive to Cixi, who was in her early thirties.
Of course, Ci'an on the side is no better, and I don't know what is wrong with Xianfeng, who entrusted the power to such two ugly people!
Extending from this, it can be imagined how worrying the quality of the harem of the entire Qing court is, even if there are a few that can be seen occasionally, most of them are at the level of small jasper, which is still far from the country and the city that Zhao Ze imagined.
Two minutes later, there was a sudden loud "bang" in the garden used to cool off, and the sound barrier that someone broke through when he left set off a shock wave, which directly overturned the nobles, including the queen mother of the two palaces, to the ground, and the garden was even more upside down.
When the guards rushed in to take a look, they were so frightened that they wanted to die.
Zhao Ze did not kill Cixi and Ci'an on the spot, leaving their lives more useful than killing them.
For the Qing court, when the empress dowager of the two palaces stood on the same line at the same time and took the same position, the life of the little emperor and the ministers in the future would definitely not be easy.
For the rebels who have not yet been born, having such two nobles in the palace who are willing to cooperate with the rebel army will undoubtedly save everyone a lot of trouble.
After coming out of the palace, Zhao Ze flew around the capital twice, which can be regarded as an observation of the current four. The difference between the Nine Cities and a hundred years later, after that, fell outside the city, found a place where no one was around, opened a portal, crossed the entire Pacific Ocean, and came to New York City in 1868.
Since leaving Mars and returning to Earth, John . Carter took the gold he found, followed Zhao Ze's instructions, and came to New York to buy property, preparing to rule the United States. (To be continued.) )